Snooki’s Shitty Community Service! Literally!
September 8, 2010
We guess it beats going to prison – but not by much!
This morning, Snooki stood before an uber snooty judge and received her punishment for being a sloppy, drunken mess on the syringe laced shores of Seaside Heights. The judge sentenced her to two days of community service, on top of forking over a $533 fine. She’s lucky she wasn’t in California. Arnie would have made sure there were at least two more zeros at the end of that! ( $19 billion budget deficit, remember?)
Anyway, turns out that Snooki Snickers has already fulfilled half of her requirement. Last Sunday, she volunteered at the Popcorn Park Zoo in New Jersey. Her job? Cleaning out animal cages.
In other words, scooping poopies!
Eww! Yucky!
And also, HA! That really sucks!
Thankfully, she doesn’t have to go back as according to the judge, she’ll spend her second day with animal control at the Shore.
Hope nothing shitty comes up that day!
[Image via WENN.]
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