A-ha! The puzzle has been solved. The National Enquirer has discovered he identity of Khloe Kardashian’s father, and the answer is a killer:

O.J. Simpson!

Following the ridiculous, unproven rumor that Khloe is the product of an affair between Kris Jenner and a mystery man, this tabloid has now published an equally ridiculous and unproven rumor: that the former Buffalo Bills running back and likely murderer was that man.

Scandalous! Khloe looks JUST like O.J.’s daughter, Sydney!!!

The cover story should actually come as good news to the family. It’s given Kim Kardashian a chance to prove she’s not a robot, as she actually made us laugh with the following Tweet in response to this report:

“It makes sense now. Khloe u are so tan!”

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