Young Jessica Sanchez Fan CRUSHED By American Idol Results

May 25, 2012

 Young Jessica Sanchez Fan CRUSHED By American Idol Results

 Young Jessica Sanchez Fan CRUSHED By American Idol Results

We’ve found her! The only female on the planet who did not vote Phillip Phillips for American Idol champion!

Granted, she’s like four years old.

It’s both hilarious and heart-breaking to watch her reaction to this week’s finale results. But it should at least be comforting to Fox executives – following a season where ratings tumbled – to know that at least some fans out there still care. A lot.

Watch poor little Laney’s reaction to the outcome now and start the hate mail campaign for the mother behind the camera, who seems to take pleasure in mocking her toddler’s pain:

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Justin Bieber Announces Remixed "Boyfriend," Next Single

 Justin Bieber Announces Remixed "Boyfriend," Next Single

 Justin Bieber Announces Remixed "Boyfriend," Next Single

We could be like Selena and Biebs, wild and free, a couple disobedient teens. Sneaking out to meet around like 2 o’clock in the eve/Paparazzi in the bar and we just hot in the beach.

So spits out Asher Roth in a verse from the new remixed version of “Boyfriend,” as that rapper joins forces with 2 Chainz and Mac Miller to update Justin Bieber’s smash hit.

Roth is referring, of course, to the Biebs and girlfriend Selena Gomez, about whom Justin penned this single.

Bieber linked to this remixed version of the track on Twitter yesterday, while also updating fans on the second song off upcoming album “Believe.” It will be titled “Die In Your Arms.”

Hey, have you checked out the Justin Bieber tour dates yet? When is he headed to a venue near you?

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Obama Pot-Smoking Details Revealed in New Book

 Obama Pot Smoking Details Revealed in New Book

 Obama Pot Smoking Details Revealed in New Book

President Barack Obama’s pot-smoking past is detailed in Barack Obama: The Story, a new biography of the Commander-in-Chief by David Maraniss, who had previously revealed Obama’s early girlfriends (including Genevieve Cook) in Vanity Fair.

The President himself has been remarkably and refreshingly candid about his past drug use, but new details of Obama smoking marijuana with his buddies at Hawaii’s Punahou School are still setting the web ablaze (sorry).

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Maraniss writes, “When a joint was making the rounds, [Obama] often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted ‘Intercepted!’ and took an extra hit.”

Yeah. Let’s all take a moment and let that image sink in.

“But Obama’s buddies, who called themselves the “Choom Gang,” didn’t mind him messing up the rotation,” he continues. “After all, this was Hawaii.”

Indeed. That’s not all. Maraniss writes that Obama was known for starting a trend called “TA,” short for “total absorption.” Use your imagination.

“When you were with ‘Barry’ and pals, if you exhaled precious pakalolo (Hawaiian slang for marijuana, meaning “numbing tobacco”) instead of absorbing it fully into your lungs, you were assessed a penalty,” writes the author.

“Your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around.”

Maraniss also describes Obama’s technique of “roof hits” while hot-boxing cars … i.e. smoking up with all the windows closed: “When the pot was gone, they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling.”

The book is one of two biographies making the rounds about Obama. The Amateur, by Edward Klein, contains this alleged Obama divorce story.

Again, it’s worth noting Obama has been less than shy about his drug use in the past, writing about the topic in his memoir Dreams from My Father.

“Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it,” the future president wrote in the memoir, before taking a darker tone.

“Junkie. Pothead. That’s where I’d been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man. Except the highs hadn’t been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was. Not by them, anyway.”

“I got high for just the opposite effect, something that could push questions of who I was out of my mind, something that could flatten out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory.”

As Obama moved to higher stage, he’s also been forthcoming about drug use. On Bill Clinton’s absurd claim that he had once tried marijuana but “didn’t inhale,” Obama said smiling in 2007, “That was the point, wasn’t it?”

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Robin Thicke, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Nettles and John Legend Open Duets

 Robin Thicke, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Nettles and John Legend Open Duets

 Robin Thicke, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Nettles and John Legend Open Duets

Duets debuted on ABC last night and one thing is for certain: Chris Brown fans will NOT be tuning in.

Not when the quartet of judges includes John Legend, whose girlfriend was recently the target of ridiculous death threats from Team Breezy members.

The panel also includes Robin Thicke, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Nettles, all of whom won’t merely judge aspiring singers, but actually perform with them on stage as well.

First, however, this impressive foursome opened the premiere on its own, leading off last night’s episode with a rendition of “Let Me Entertain You.” Watch it here:

Will you tune in for Duets?

Robin Thicke also performed on Good Morning America Friday a.m. in all his sexy glory. Follow the jump to feast your eyes that effort:

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Pusha T Slams Drake in "Exodus 23:1", Lil Wayne Responds in Intense Rap Beef

 Pusha T Slams Drake in "Exodus 23:1", Lil Wayne Responds in Intense Rap Beef

 Pusha T Slams Drake in "Exodus 23:1", Lil Wayne Responds in Intense Rap Beef

A new Pusha T song, “Exodus 23:1,” is the cause of a budding hip hop feud between the artist and Lil Wayne’s Young Money crew, including Drake.

In the song, Pusha T does not name either Drake or his YM boss Weezy, but it’s apparently obvious to peeps who listen to this stuff what he’s referring to.

As a result, Wayne fired back at Pusha T and his supporters via Twitter: “Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em,” he wrote on the social media site.

On “Exodus 23:1,” Pusha raps:

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“Contract all fucked up / I guess that means you all f–ked up / You signed to one n—-, that’s signed to another n—-, that’s signed to three n—-s.”

“Now that’s bad luck / Damn that sh-t even the odds now / You better off selling this hard now / You call it living out your dreams / You can’t fly without your wings.”

What that means, we have no f–king idea, but it sounds hardcore, based on all the profanity, and Lil Wayne is clearly far from pleased about it.

Stay tuned. More angry Tweets are sure to come.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Robert Pattinson Turns Down Testicle Shot in Cosmopolis

 Robert Pattinson Turns Down Testicle Shot in Cosmopolis

 Robert Pattinson Turns Down Testicle Shot in Cosmopolis

In On the Road, Kristen Stewart goes topless for a scene.

In Cosmopolis, unfortunately, her boyfriend will NOT go bottomless.

The actor broke this news to Metro France this week during his time in Cannes for that city’s film festival, explaining how director David Cronenberg approached him five minutes before shooting and – referring to a specific shot – said:

“I want to see the bottom of your balls on the top of the frame.”

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Alas, the fantasies of women everywhere will not be coming true.

“I went back to see him and told him that wouldn’t happen,” Pattinson said. “He took it really well. At the start, it’s a very bizarre scene that you won’t see again in another movie, I promise.”

Based on the Don DeLillo book of the same name, Cosmopolis features R. Patt as a billionaire who nearly loses everything (most notably his mind) in the span of one day. It’s a very different, mature role for the star.

Speaking of roles… should Pattinson appear in Catching Fire as Finick Odair? Vote now!

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Keira Knightley: Engaged to James Righton!

 Keira Knightley: Engaged to James Righton!

 Keira Knightley: Engaged to James Righton!

Keira Knightley will soon be a married woman. The lucky man? James Righton.

The lovely British actress, probably best known for stealing the screen in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise and melting hearts with Love Actually quotes, is engaged to the rock musician, her rep confirmed early Friday.

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After a series of long-term relationships with actors Jamie Dornan and Rupert Friend, Knightley, 27, started seeing Righton, 28, in early 2011.

He popped the question earlier this month. Keira Knightley’s fiancé is the vocalist / keyboardist for the London-based indie rock brand Klaxons.

The couple was reportedly introduced by model and TV host Alexa Chung. No further details about the wedding plans are available at this time.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Fashion Face-Off: Kate Upton vs. Heidi Klum

 Fashion Face Off: Kate Upton vs. Heidi Klum

 Fashion Face Off: Kate Upton vs. Heidi Klum

Kate Upon and Heidi Klum were two of many celebrities who came out yesterday for the 2012 AMFAR Cinema Against Aids Party in Cannes.

Two of the most gorgeous celebrities, that is.

And while we’re disappointed Upton didn’t get her Cat Daddy dance on, we can’t exactly complain about the opportunity to stare at the modeling world’s most fast-rising star and see how one of its most veteran beauties will stave off the competition?

Who wins this Fashion Face-Off? Aside from men around the world? Vote now:

Others at the event included Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Kim Kardashian and Vampire Diaries actress Nina Dobrev. Click around below and decide who looked best:

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THG Caption Contest: Meat the Winner!

 THG Caption Contest: Meat the Winner!

 THG Caption Contest: Meat the Winner!

In Thursday afternoon’s THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this absurd pic showing some guy covered in slabs of meat.

You had plenty of material to make up fun captions, and you certainly delivered. Our winner is Eli Quinn. Nice work! The winning entry now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Carrie, Lisa and Amanda. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

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Dear Gaga, I shall begin my journey to find you, and at last our eyes shall meat.

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J.R. Smith Arrested in South Beach

 J.R. Smith Arrested in South Beach

 J.R. Smith Arrested in South Beach

New York Knicks player and possible Rihanna boyfriend J.R. Smith was busted in Miami Beach late Thursday. There was a bench warrant out for his arrest.

Miami Beach police said Smith was arrested on a bench warrant for not having a valid driver’s license after a routine traffic stop and search for his name.

Details were not immediately available on what led police to stop Smith about 8:30 p.m., but he joins our celebrity mug shots gallery with this one:

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Hernandez said that J.R. (real name Earl Joseph Smith) was taken to the Miami-Dade County jail, where officials said he bonded out early Friday.

Smith has played seven years in the NBA and averages 12.5 points, 3.9 rebounds and at least two dozen ridiculous tattoos per game.

Yes, that’s a Young Money logo on his neck. His neck.

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