Brooke Mueller Reaches Financial Settlement with Charlie Sheen, Leaves Cheating Bastard
May 3, 2010
Angelina Tracy continues to insist that she isn’t banging Charlie Sheen, but that hasn’t stopped Brooke Mueller from packing up and leaving.
According to Radar Online, insiders and reps may claim the couple is “evaluating things,” but that’s mere PR (and BS). In reality, Charlie and Brooke have officially split, now that a financial arrangement has been reached.
With a payout from Sheen to Mueller in its final stages, Brooke will walk away with a substantial amount of cash, “but not a fortune” a friend said, adding:
“It’s not everything she wanted. It’s not even close. But it’s enough.”
Heck, an iTunes gift card should be enough to leave Sheen. Trust us, Brooke, you and your children will be better off, even if it does mean fewer drug-induced threesomes for you.
The divorce announcement will not be made until Sheen has reached a plea bargain in his Colorado court case. But make no mistake, this source says:
“It’s over and the hardest part has been worked out: the money.”
** UPDATE: The couple has released the following statement: ”Please let us clarify this: They are not seeking a divorce nor has one been contemplated. There has been no financial agreements between the parties of any sort. Stories to the contrary are false.”
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