Did O.J. Simpson Father Khloe Kardashian?!?

January 18, 2012


A-ha! The puzzle has been solved. The National Enquirer has discovered he identity of Khloe Kardashian’s father, and the answer is a killer:

O.J. Simpson!

Following the ridiculous, unproven rumor that Khloe is the product of an affair between Kris Jenner and a mystery man, this tabloid has now published an equally ridiculous and unproven rumor: that the former Buffalo Bills running back and likely murderer was that man.

National Equirer Cover Story

Scandalous! Khloe looks JUST like O.J.’s daughter, Sydney!!!

The cover story should actually come as good news to the family. It’s given Kim Kardashian a chance to prove she’s not a robot, as she actually made us laugh with the following Tweet in response to this report:

“It makes sense now. Khloe u are so tan!”

Casper Smart Tweets Poetry, Love for Jennifer Lopez


It may be the job of Jennifer Lopez to give her opinions on season 11 of American Idol – which kicks off tonight – but the singer’s boyfriend has comforting news for all that don’t receive Golden Tickets:

It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks!

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“Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant,” Casper Smart Tweeted this morning. “Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite. Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining.”

The 24-year old dancer added: “We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; Love and be happy!”

J. Lo proceeded to reTweet the messages, meaning… we have no idea actually. But, hey, as long as these two are enjoying themselves!

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Karrueche Tran: Still Dating Chris Brown, Supposedly Aware of Rihanna Hookups


Earlier today, we reported that Rihanna and Chris Brown are hooking up … according to one tabloid. Well, there’s a new twist, and its name is Karrueche Tran.

Us Weekly claims Brown, 22, and Rihanna, 23, have been hooking up in secret for nearly a year, despite his present relationship with model Tran, also 23.

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran were spotted together as recently as January 12, when he escorted his love to a hair appointment in Pasadena, Calif.

If Rihanna’s driving a wedge between them, they’re not showing it. Publicly.

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Still, Tran is fully aware of his cheating, Us swears, and suspects she knows the locale: “Karrueche thinks Chris’ studio is where most of the hookups take place.”

She’s determined to hang onto Brown despite the presence of the “We Found Love” singer. According to a source, Tran “won’t give him up for a few discretions.”

Warns the first insider: “Chris is a really passionate guy. He’s still a hothead and he does what he wants. He’ll go off the grid and she’ll wonder what’s going on.”

“But, at the moment Chris and Karrueche are still a couple.”

For the record, Brown’s rep denies any rekindled romance with Rihanna. “He and Rihanna are just friends,” the rep said. “He’s not cheating.” So, there’s that.

In any case, Karrueche, or Kae as she’s often called, is a model, “but she also wants to get into the fashion world more,” an alleged insider explains.

“She definitely chased Chris, and it worked! He was really into her in the beginning and still is. He tells her she’s so very beautiful all the time.”

He’s not wrong. Or stable or faithful, depending on what you read.

[Photos: WENN.com]

Kaia Gerber, Daughter of Cindy Crawford, Makes Modeling Debut


Like mother, like daughter.

Kaia Gerber, the 10-year old child of superstar runway icon Cindy Crawford, has been selected as the face of Donatella Versace’s new childrenswear line.

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“I’m so thrilled that Kaia was chosen to be part of the first Young Versace Campaign,” said Cindy Crawford. “I have so many fond memories of the times I spent with Gianni and Donatella. There is something so very special about the House of Versace. Being on set with my daughter and watching her in front of the camera was a fantastic experience. I am so proud of her.”

Because we asked when Kendall Jenner struck a few modeling poses – although she did so in a bikini – we must now remain consistent and inquire: 10 years old? Is that too young to be placed in this kind of position?

Bethenny Frankel on Husband’s Penis: Cobweb Filled!


There may be a lot of action ahead on the new season of Bethenny Ever After  – which premieres February 20 on Bravo – but none of it will take place between the sheets.

So says the star herself in the latest issue of Life & Style, telling the tabloid her marriage is “not perfect.”

Bethenny Frankel in Bed

Note to Bethenny: When it bed, put down the phone and pick up your husband’s… nevermind.

“Jason and I are just settling into what married life really is, without the excitement of a wedding and the baby,” Frankel says. “We come from totally different backgrounds, and we’re going through it. I’m in therapy. I’ve always been good at business, but I’ve always struggled with relationships.”

Case in point: on the premiere, viewers will listen as Frankel explains that “intimacy” between the couple is “challenging,” giving us an image we now can’t erase from our minds: “Jason’s penis has cobwebs on it.”

Enjoy quips such as this while you can, fans: the third season of Bethenny Ever After will be this show’s swan song.

Snooki Without Makeup: Holy …


Wow. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi from Jersey Shore actually looks semi-normal when you strip away the fake eyelashes and several gallons of lipstick and bronzer.

Seriously, she’s demonstrably average looking!

The 24-year-old drunken maniac / reality star tweeted this all-natural photo of herself earlier today, with the caption “no make up today, and IDC [I Don't Care].”

Doesn’t she look surprisingly decent? And probably 10 pounds lighter when you take off all that crap? You tell us. Check out these Snooki pics and vote on her best look!

Mark Wahlberg Claims He Could’ve Fended Off 9/11 Hijackers


If only Mark Wahlberg were on one of the planes hijacked on September 11, 2001.

We don’t mean that to suggest that we wish Mark were dead – that’s precisely the point! In an interview with Men’s Journal, the Contraband star claims that if he were on board that fateful day, the storyline would’ve been much different.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” he says.

He’s not speaking metaphorically, he’s apparently serious. Mark adds:

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“There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land this somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

Presumably, he’s kidding. He can’t think he would have been able to fight off multiple hijackers and land a plane single-handedly. We hope. But the question remains.

Is this kind of boast insulting to the dead passengers and their families?

Especially those on Flight 93, who basically died to protect others?

UPDATE: Wahlberg has apologized, saying: “To suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive. It was certainly not my intention.”

[Photo: WENN.com]

Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky: Expecting!


Chris Hemsworth has a very busy 2012 in front of him.

The actor will play a key role in the summer blockbuster The Avengers and has also now confirmed that he’s expecting his first child with wife Elsa Pataky.

Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky

The actors got married in December 2010 and, according to their rep, are “delighted and very excited” to become parents.

“Having the person that you love by your side and starting a family with them is the best thing that can happen to you in this life. You can’t ask for more,” Pataky tells ¡Hola!.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Casey Anthony Offered $1 Million For Interview


It looks like Casey Anthony has a million dollar decision to make.

A Florida law firm representing a group of Hollywood producers is looking to revisit talks for her first interview following her split with attorney Jose Baez.

In a letter dated Tuesday, the firm of Cohen & Kuvin tells Anthony’s new attorney, J. Cheney Mason, that all sides had previously agreed to a mega-deal.

Until Baez pulled out, that is … and parted ways with Casey for unknown reasons. In any case, sans Baez, they’re still interested in getting a deal done.

California-based producer Al Taylor, who’s worked on behalf of The Jerry Springer Show in the past, was previously linked to a potential deal with Anthony.

Springer denies his show was involving in making any such offer.

The 25-year-old, who was controversially acquitted of murder, manslaughter and child abuse in the 2008 death of her daughter Caylee, remains in hiding.

Mostly. She resurfaced in a video blog released earlier this month, though the exact leak of the Casey Anthony video diaries has yet to be determined.

Idol Judge Steven Tyler’s New Fiancée is Trouble

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When American Idol judge Steven Tyler got engaged over the holidays, it seemed like the 63-year-old ladies’ man had finally found the woman who could tame him. But a source warns that his fiancée, Erin Brady, is a hard-partying hothead who will lead him down a dangerous path, perhaps affecting his stint on the hit show. “Liv [Tyler] and her sisters are about to get the stepmom from hell,” says an insider to In Touch.

Erin, 38, who first met Steven when she was Aerosmith’s tour accountant, didn’t make many fans in the band’s road crew. “She had a reputation for getting drunk out of her mind and lashing out in violent outbursts,” reveals the insider. And it’s only gotten worse now that she has a ring. “She’s an even bigger monster than before,” complains the insider, noting Erin’s partying and instability is especially bad for Steven, who famously battled addiction for years. “Nobody wants to see him marry this woman.”