Rosie Jones Has A Calendar

October 25, 2010

Can we pretend January 2010 starts in two months? My penis would really appreciate it.

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Zach Galifianakis Should Change His Number

Since Dude Where’s My Car 2? What Happens In Vegas The Hangover was supposed to be funny, they decided to make The Hangover 2. And Mel Gibson was set to have a cameo. That is until Zach Galifianakis…

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Katy Perry Got Married

Proving that religion and marriage are outdated concepts, a sex addict and a record label puppet who turned her back on Jesus for fame got married in India this weekend. Radar Online reports:

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Man, What Beautiful Kids

Sarah Jessica Parker picked up her kids from electric shock therapy this weekend then took them on a stroller ride through NYC. I have no idea why they need electrodes hooked up to their temples, but…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: My Body is a Wonderland!


In December 2007, Jennifer Love Hewitt faced criticism about her curves and responded with an impressive, mature, well-reasoned statement in which she encouraged those with “butts, boobs, hips and waists” to “stay strong.”

The actress has now turned her back on these women and opened up about the extreme measures she took to lose weight.

A Quality BodyJennifer Love Hewitt, Alex Beh

Like Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt has blown her chance to be a role model.

Inspired by The Biggest Loser, Hewitt says in the latest issue of OK! Weekly that she hired a personal trainer, vomited during their first few sessions together and:

“A couple times I stopped in the middle and burst into tears because I felt like I couldn’t do it. I was torn to shreds physically, mentally and emotionally.”

Now? “I’m falling in love with my body,” Hewitt says, despite saying three years ago that she already loved it.

Meanwhile, the large-breasted actress landed a new man in July: actor/director Alex Beh.

They participated this weekend in the Dodge Rock ‘n’ Roll Los Angeles Half Marathon, as seen above. Asked what attracted him to Hewitt, Beh said “her eyes, and really, we just laugh the whole time.”

It’s easy to see why. Hewitt’s hypocrisy when it comes to her figure is downright hilarious.

Happy Birthday, Katy Perry!


Or should we say Katy Brand?

Call her what you want, she turns 26 today! Born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, Calif., the daughter of Christian pastor parents has gone on to become one of the bigger stars in music today, and just tied the knot this weekend!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married in India and are now on their honeymoon in the Maldives. Her birthday today gives them a little extra reason to celebrate! Click to enlarge some of our favorite Katy pics and leave her a wish below …

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Scissor Sisters Forced To Cancel European Tour Dates

Awful! They must be devastated!
The Scissor Sisters have been forced to cancel nine upcoming concerts in Europe due to apparent “funding issues”!
They released the following statement on their website:
“We’re saddened to discover that we are unable to play our scheduled tour dates through Europe. We’re genuinely sorry about this frustrating situation. We’ll try to [...]

Wanna Smell Like The Biebs?!

Justin Bieber may be the biggest teen sensation on the planet, so he does not do things the conventional way! The singer is launching his own fragrance, but instead of a glass bottle, he teamed up with Etoile Nation Beauty to create wristbands and dog tags infused with a unisex scent titled My World. It [...]

Miley Cyrus Makes Like an Indian Cowgirl


Prepare to defend your girl, Miley Cyrus fans. THG is back on the attack!

We gave this young star reluctant props last week for maturely handling a situation with an aggressive member of the paparazzi, and for speaking out in favor of breast cancer research.

But now we must castigate the actress once more for dressing up like an idiot. Miley isn’t showing too much skin in the photos below, but she is somehow combining the looks of an Indian and a cowgirl. Those boots and that piece of forehead jewelry? Someone call the fashion police. Someone deserves a major citation…

Indian Cowgirl OutfitWeird Miley Fashion

What do you think of this outfit?

Jesse James & Kat Von D Are Together Again

And just when you thought she had come to her senses…
Sources are reporting that though their were strong leads suggested that Jesse James and Kat Von D had broken off their fling, new information suggests differently. According to witnesses, James was spotted with Kate on Saturday having dinner at the El Compadre Mexican restaurant in [...]