Amy Poehler To Host SNL Premiere!

September 7, 2010

Excellent choice!
Amy Poehler will host this year’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live on September 25 with musical guest Katy Perry!
Sounds like it’s going to be a great show!
What do U think?
[Image via AP Images.]

Niecy Nash Is Engaged!

Amazing! The HIGHlarious Niecy Nash and her boyfriend of one year Jay Tucker are engaged to be married. “I cannot believe that God has been this kind that he would gift me this man,” Niecy said to Jay. “I love you so much. The two are planning on tying the knot in May. Niecy added, [...]

Keanu Reeves Breaks Rules

The saddest and loneliest hapa hobo in all the land smoked a ciggie, drank some coffee and had a funny conversation with his phantom friends (who are made out of air and smog) in a parking lot in NYC today. And Keanu did all of this in front of 3 NO LOITERING signs. Whoever put up those signs was triple serious about NO LOITERING shit, but Keanu is doing it anyways. I swear, celebwhores get away with everything! Someone should’ve CITIZEN ARRESTED his ass. Or maybe they just felt sorry for Keanu the same way the whole internet has for months.

it doesnt matter if Paris Hilton is lying

When Las Vegas police found cocaine in Paris Hiltons purse last week, she claimed she didn’t know anything about it because it wasn’t her purse. She borrowed it, she said. Now, very obviously that’s a lie, but can the Vegas police prove it’s a lie? Turns out they don’t care either [...]


A Female Response To Cee-Lo Green’s F#CK YOU

Check out Whitney Avalon’s HIGHlarious response to Cee-Lo Green’s F#ck You Viral Video.
For maximum hilarity, be sure to watch the official music video for Cee-Lo’s song HERE.
Whose side of the story do U believe?

GaGa vs. Xtina: When 2 Become 1!

Check out this truly awesome mashup by DJ Craig Vanity of Aguilera’s Woo Hoo with the Lady’s So Happy I Could Die (above)!
P.S. Bonus points for keeping Nicki Minaj on this mashup.
It’s fire!!!!

Wives Are The New Babies

TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.

While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse’s smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin’s shows get taken out back, she’s totally going to cross over into this shit by becoming Kody Brown’s fifth wife.

Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he’s going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody’s fifth wife. Yeah, that’s probably how it’s going to play out.

via The Awl

True Blood Season Finale Sneak Peek!

Exciting!
CLICK HERE to check out stills from the upcoming third season finale of HBO’s True Blood, airing on Sunday, September 12.
Any predictions?

Keira Knightley Is Moving Across The Pond.

Ugh, FINE. We suppose we’ll take her.
Keira Knightley is reportedly setting up shop here in the USA as a permanent resident!
According to tax documents for her company, Ponder Rights, the actress has switched her primary country from the UK to America!
Great. This probably means we’re going to have to endure buttloads of more [...]

More Angie In Pakistan!

Such an inspiration!
Watch the clip (above) of Angelina Jolie visiting Pakistan in order to raise awareness for the people devastated by the floods in the past few months.
So unbelievably tragic. We hope her presence helps get these poor people the support and disaster relief they clearly need.