Your Daily Zacquisha!
September 6, 2010Oh, hot damn!
How can we order 100+ copies???
Zac Efron is Wonderland’s seksi cover boy for September/October and just can’t pull our eyes away from him!
Hmm! Hmm! Good!
Thoughts?
Smile, Xtina!
Time to stop moping about Bionic. It tanked, get over it! Looks like you’re little man doesn’t care that you are a failure!
Why should you?!
Christina Aguilera was spotted out with her boys yesterday at Venice Beach having a bite at 3 Square Cafe. Xtina, along with her hubby, papa and baby boy Max hopped into [...]
Watch Biebs Get Punked!
Ha! Look how uncomfy he is!
Thanks to a Perezlicious reader, we now have VIDEO of Justin Bieber being pranked by his crew during his concert last night!
It’s so much better watching it all go down!
Ch-ch-check it out! (above)
We’re kind of bummed he didn’t let his lonely boy have the roses!
Will Lindsanity Do Today?
That remains to be seen, but judging how her mother faired in the hot seat across from Matt Lauer, maybe she would be better off letting Niecy Nash did the interview on The Insider.
As you can imagine, Lindsay Lohan is being flooded with offers for her first television interview post prison/rehab. The leader of the [...]
QOTD: How Joe Jackson Kept MJ From Joining A Street Gang
The only gang Michael Jackson belonged to was a dancing one that destroyed their enemies with crotch bumps, hip thrusts and neck sways (see: Bad) instead of shanks and gats. Joe Jackson says we can thank his open hand for that. In an interview with Jackson Secret Vault, the bloated catfish had this to say when he was asked about whoopin’ MJ
“I had to be like that because when raising him, in those days, so many gangs out there getting into trouble, going to jail. Most of them are dead now. He didn’t have to worry about that.
And does Joe regret slapping the kids around?
“No! They tried to make a big issue when I spanked Michael or some of the kids, ya know? Just like they didn’t spank their kids when they did wrong. The media twists everything.”
Michael Jackson in a gang? Unless the Sharks and Jets were waiting to pirouette-him into their crew, I doubt MJ was planning on joining a gang. Besides, MJ was too busy dancing for coins for Joe Jackson to pay his hookers with. Joe Jackson really needs to use his slappin’ hand to slap the giant ass on his no-neck for this.
via TMZ
Cacapaccio
Obviously drawing inspiration from ANTM’s raw meat episode (Ty Ty will be claiming this cover as her idea in 3..2..), Lady Gaga bares her beef curtains on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan. Just throw some peppers, pico de gallo, onions and tomato on her ass and you’ve got yourself some fartjitas.
But seriously, bitch probably caught salmonella in the pussy, nipples and asshole for this mess. But Lady Caca will tell you that it’s not HIGH EDGY ART unless you catch salmonella in the pussy.
First Look! John Stamos On Glee!
That’s the sexiest dentist we’ve ever seen! We’d open wide for him any day!
Check out this first look of John Stamos as the delish Dr. Carl Howell on Glee! Matthew Morrison is a lucky, lucky man!
Are U excited to see Uncle Jesse in action?
Ugh! Joran Van der Sloot Admits To Extorting Money From Natalee Holloway’s Parents!
Deplorable! The nerve of this guy!
Joran Van der Sloot still remains behind bars in Peru after ruthlessly murdering a 21-year-old Peruvian woman, but that hasn’t stopped him from taking interviews.
Joran is more famously known for another murder, that of Natalee Holloway. For years, Natalee’s parents have tried their damnedest to learn what happen to their [...]
The New Spidey Talks About Getting Flexible!
Nice!
Andrew Garfield has been given the opportunity of a lifetime and it doesn’t sound like the boy plans on wasting it. Over the weekend, Andrew was out promoting his new movie, Never Let Me Go, but all anyone wanted to hear about was his prep work for the new Spider-Man movie! Andrew graciously shared how [...]
Candy Spelling’s Mega Mansion On The Market!!
Empty out your pockets and break open your piggy banks!!
Candy Spelling has finally put her huge mega mansion in Holmby Hills, CA on the market!
The 56,500 square feet house sits on a 4.69 acre lot and has 14 bedrooms, 27 bathrooms, and boasts a billiards room, arcade, tennis courts, bowling alley, pool, servants quarters, and [...]
