Guess Who is Playing Soccer?
September 5, 2010
Guess who’s taking a break from playing soccer with her son?
Pics: The Hottest Summer Celebrity Romances of 2010!
Summer loving, had them a blast! Many of our favorite celebrities spent the last few months enjoying steamy romances. From sweet PDA on the beach to romantic travels, there was lots of love to go around. We already looked at the hottest bikini and shirtless pictures of the season and this time we’re looking at the passion. Some of last year’s couples or those from 2008 didn’t make it to 2010, but click through to see who’s been showing their love lately!
Vicky Pollard Lives!
If this is what The X-Factor is going to be like all season, then I need to run a cable from the UK through the Atlantic Ocean and directly into my TV, because this priceless shit is what entertainment is made of. During last night’s show, Simon Cowell said best friends Abby and Lisa had the worst attitudes of any contestant on any of his shows. So you know if these twin female Pugsleys make Simon’s titty milk go sour, they are a new amazing breed of FUCKING VILE. And they are!
Their “singing” will make you want to punch yourself in the ear holes with a hot curling iron, but what follows will immediately heal your wounds. The new equation is: WHO ARE YOU? + a fist to the face = the real X factor.
And it looks like these two punch each other in the faces all the time.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Colleen “Stevie” Morton (as played by Suzanne Tara) from Good Morning, Miss Bliss
If the soul of Tina Turner’s old wig and the musical stylings of Pia Zadora exorcised themselves into the body of Linda Blair, you would have STEVIE, the biggest pop star in the known universe and beyond. During an episode of Good Morning, Miss Bliss (the drop of pre-cum before the massive neon jizz load of awesomeness that is Saved By The Bell), Stevie decides to give her final farewell show in the auditorium at her old junior high school, because she wants to see her favorite teacher Miss Bliss. Yes, this only happens on basic cable TV shows from the late 80s.
Here’s Stevie moving her mouth into a giant white dildo while serenading Screech with her hit song “Hotline.” Stevie’s outfit deserves it’s own exhibit at the Smithsonian. I’d like to think that her copper foil suit went from the wardrobe closet to a dumpster outside, where a wayward hooker looking to get out of the whore game fished it out and wore it to her first real interview at a car insurance company (SPOILER ALERT: She got the job thanks to Stevie’s suit).
Oh, and Stevie also kisses Zack Morris in the episode. Yes, a grown ass woman put her lips on the mouth of a 13-year-old boy. Stevie might not be a world famous pop star anymore, but you can still see her name in lights on the National Sex Offender Registry.
(For Carolyn)
Guess Who She’s Related To??
Who is this little cutie pie?
It’s Dakota Fanning’s little sister Elle Fanning!
The young up-and-comer is currently at the Venice Film Festival promoting her new film Somewhere, in which she plays Stephen Dorff’s daughter. The film is directed by Sofia Coppola.
Now that big sis Dakota is all grown up, will Elle be Hollywood’s go [...]
Steven Seagal’s Lawman Returns To TV
Woo-hoo?
Even though the production of Steven Seagal’s Lawman was shut down in April after Seagal was accused of sexual harassment, A&E has now decided to bring the show back for a second season after Seagal’s lawsuit was dropped.
The first of eight episodes that were shot earlier this year will premiere Oct. 6.
No word yet if [...]
Which PopSugar’s Retail Therapy Emmy Gown Is Your Favorite?
Our Primetime Emmy Awards-inspired gowns are only available on PopSugar’s Retail Therapy until Tuesday, and we can’t decide which of the glamorous looks we like best. We kicked off the week offering Sofia Vergara’s sparkly yellow number, then introduced one like Keri Russell’s vintage pink halter dress, followed by a grape-colored gown similar to Jane Lynch’s Ali Rahimi. Lea Michele’s dramatic navy ruffles flew off the shelves, Christina Hendricks’s beautiful lavender number caught our eye, and one inspired by Claire Danes’s peach sparkle finished the week. You can find them in your closet and to sell now, so tell us – which PopSugar’s Retail Therapy Emmy gown is your favorite?
Jersey Shore Ratings Continue To Blow Minds
Juiceheads rejoice!
MTV’s Jersey Shore is still smashing records, making last week’s episode the highest-rated telecast in the network’s demo 12-34 in EIGHT YEARS!! This is crazy!!
A total of 6.5 million viewers tuned in to see Jwoww and Sammi’s cat fight! Come on, who WASN’T tuning in to watch that??
So, what do U think? [...]
Listen To This: Meow, Little Kitty!
“This kitty never fails – my pussy’s tough as nails!” And with that first line, we were instantly hooked with Ultraviolet Sound’s new eletro jam Tuff As Nails.
It’s grimey!!!
It’s delicious!!!!
Check out the song, featuring Kill The Noise & Klever, below!
Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Ultraviolet Sound!
Reese and Jim Go For a Run as He Reportedly Shops For a Ring
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth went for a run in Santa Monica on Friday morning. The fitness loving couple followed up their workout with furniture shopping, which will only fuel rumors that they’re getting ready to set up a home together. After eight months together, he’s even reportedly on the hunt for an engagement ring. For now her left hand is diamond-free though she is serious about the relationship, introducing him to Ava and Deacon and taking him to visit her hometown earlier this month. Next, Reese is headed north to Vancouver to start work on This Means War later this month.
To see more pictures of Reese and Jim, just read more.