We Are So Flattered!
September 5, 2010THIS is so amazing!!!!
Who Is Going To Buy This Crap?
When somebody asks you what that scent of rat whiskers, foundation residue and spicy hummingbird juice (aka Ken Paves‘ sweat) wafting off your body is, do you really want to look them in the eye and say with a straight face, “Oh, it’s Eva by Eva Longoria”? That is some shit that will make everyone in the room turn around and walk out. You know that not even Eva Longoria herself uses that shit as a toilet freshener or roach spray. But here she is whoring it out at a mall in London today. Did I say it smells like rat whiskers? No, it really smells like the saliva shooting out of Eva’s mouth when she laughs at the bitches who spent their hard-earned money on her perfume.
And the box! THE BOX! It looks like some bootleg company unlawfully stole a file photo of Eva and slapped it on the box of the feminine hygiene product they sell at The Dollar Store.
Here’s more of Eva making that money in London today and going to dinner at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant last night with Posh. And by dinner, I mean Eva ate and Posh sniffed on dirty napkins brought to her by the busboys.
New Selena Gomez!
Check out her full, official video for A Year Without Rain (above)!!!
We are so feeling Selenita these days!!!
Teresa Giudice And Husband Accused Of Fraud!!
Things just went from bad to worse for Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice and husband Joe. US Trustee Roberta A. DeAngelis is petitioning their bankruptcy, claiming there are many “falsehoods” in their filing.
For instance, Teresa is accused of hiding a $250,000 advance for her cookbook Skinny Italian just one week before filing [...]
Our Favorite X-Factor Audition Of The Weekend Is…
Her name is Cher Lloyd. She’s only 16 years old!
She’s kinda like a mini-Chezza!
She was super nervous while performing Keri Hilson’s Turn My Swag On, but….
She did an awesome job!
And Cher will only get better as time goes on!
Check her out (above).
Thoughts?????
A Sad Day For Pussy And Peen Peddlers
Modern day whores out there who picked up their johns at the end of the littered and dusty online cul-de-sac we all call Craigslist, will have to slather the SPF on their ass cheeks and go back to whistling for dick on their old corner. This is because Craigslist locked the doors on their “Adult Services” section and wrapped the front porch with black tape with the word “censored” on it. Craigslist’s whore house is closed until further notice. An authentic tear of sadness just slid down Charlie Sheen’s cheek….
PC World says that Craigslist has yet to comment on this mess, but it’s obvious that they were forced to remove the Adult Services category after getting heat from 17 attorney generals. They asked Craigslist to shut that shit down if they refused to screen ads.
Craigslist changed the name of Erotic Services to Adult Services last year shortly after the Craigslist Killer was caught. Craigslist manually approved each Adult Services ad and charged $10 per ad. This still didn’t stop several attorney generals from demanding that Craigslist get out of the leased pussy game altogether.
The ginger Coco summed this up perfectly:
Hongray johns will have to learn a whole new code to find what they’re looking for. “18-year-old futon with cover and stain on middle part of cushion. Will deliver to you. Cash only” will now mean “Safe vagina sex only. You can cum on my tits. Out calls and cash only”. It’s the new hanky code!
GaGa’s Polaroid Camera Coming Next Year!
And we can’t wait!
Lady GaGa will be debuting her first creation since she was named the creative director at Polaroid Imaging Products.
In 2011, we will finally see the new Gagaliciously-designed analog Polaroid camera and from what sources say, it sounds amazing!
UK MD Graeme Chapman described the product, saying, “Obviously, the design’s pretty wacky but it’ll [...]
Steven Slater And JetBlue Part Ways
And this time he didn’t need a slide for his big exit.
A JetBlue spokeswoman has confirmed that flight attendant Steven Slater no longer works for the airline.
She didn’t elaborate on how Slater and the airline parted ways, but said it occurred last week.
We’re sure it went something like this: JetBlue asked him to leave and [...]
Kanye Finally Apologizes To Taylor!
Has Twitter finally humbled Kanye West??
Kanye went on a tweeting rampage Saturday morning, discussing his past mistakes, including an apology to Taylor Swift for interrupting her during last year’s VMAs.
He also said soooo much more:
Man I love Twitter… I’ve always been at the mercy of the press but no more… The media tried to demonize [...]
Poor Drew!
Yikes!
Drew Barrymore’s new movie Going the Distance completely tanked this weekend, opening up in fifth place with $2.2 million.
Guess people had no interest in seeing if Drew has any chemistry with her on-and-off boyfriend Justin Long. Machete took the top spot with $3.9 million and George Clooney’s The American came in second with $3.8 million.
So [...]
