This is by far the worst rendition of Poker Face ever….EVER!
Hah!
But kudos for giving it a shot.
Ryan Seacrest had Larry King on his radio show this morning when he decided to start singing. If you think your ears can stand it, take a listen to his murder of Lady GaGa’s genius. (above)
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s daughter, Francesa Hilton, may no longer have issues withe her mother, however she is concerned with her mother’s husband and caretakers.
A rep for Hilton has criticized the way Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, has created a “circus atmosphere” since her mother’s recent failing health.
Her rep adds:
“Francesca is not pleased with the [...]
That’s conservative, huh? Well, we guess it’s hard to tango in a turtleneck.
Check out the first promo shot of Bristol Palin and her partner Mark Ballas for Dancing With The Stars! (above)
How long do you think it will take her to abandon this “good girl” image and bare her baby-making midriff?
It’s that time of year again!
Kate Hudson took her son Ryder to his orientation at school in Pacific Palisades today and he looked pretty excited about it!
Good luck, buddy!
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Wow. This is one of those situations where pretty much everybody involved kind of sucks.
Debbie Rowe is seeking $200,000 in attorney’s fees to be paid by Michael Jackson’s estate for the child custody case that occurred after his death.
Admittedly, Katherine Jackson has made disgusting amounts of money off of Michael’s death, so she really COULD [...]
The ex-husband of Jesse James‘ new girlfriend, Kat Von D, doesn’t have anything good to say about her. Oliver Peck, owner of Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas, tells In Touch exclusively, “Who knows if the relationship is just a publicity scam — she’ll do anything to stay in the limelight.” Oliver, who was married to Kat for two years, isn’t holding back his true feelings about her. “She’s done nothing but screw over every friend she’s had. She cheated on me, got messed up and left me,” he claims. And he doesn’t have too much hope for Kat’s new relationship with Jesse. “I don’t think anything with her will last,” Oliver tells In Touch.
Sometimes opportunity comes knocking at your door. Other times, an insane man who believes he communicates to actors through the television not only knocks on your door, but attempts to live in your house!
That’s what’s happening at the Spelling household, reports Candy Spelling. Apparently, a “mentally ill stalker” believes that he not only personally knows [...]
Hey guys, you’ll be too drunk and embarrassing yourselves in front of family and friends to care, but Molly and I will be back on Tuesday. What?! Don’t look at me like that! You expect me to just sit…
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This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, “It doesn’t matter to me. If it has a hole, I will fuck it.” Oh, and he is a dad. Nice. (CDAN)
Jeremy Piven is a father?! Yes, I know Jeremy isn’t a father, but besides that he fits this shit. And he sort of seems like the type who has pledged to Gerard Butler’s “a hole is a hole” way of life. I’m not sure who this could be, so I’ll just throw out the names of cable stars whose heads look like a wilting Chia Pet: Thomas Jane? Jon Gosselin? Larry David? Corbin Bernsen? ASkars (I know he’s not a balding father, but just go with it)?
If you are a little on the chubby side and lose some weight, good for you! But don’t go around lying about how you did it. This TV girl claims to have lost weight through discipline and portion control. Seems like she forgot to mention the part where she had lap band surgery. Which, incidentally, is exactly the same surgery her husband had to lose weight. We really shouldn’t be so surprised that she is lying about this. After all, her family has a way of shaving the truth on everything. Oh, and if f she still needs to lose a tiny bit more weight, she really should consider the trunk diet. It’s where you are bound and gagged and placed naked in the trunk of a car for a few days until you lose weight or die. Whichever comes first. (Blind Gossip)
Caroline “Shave My Face” Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Danielle better reveal this on the second part of the reunion by pulling out a ball of Caroline’s old excess skin (which probably looks exactly like Grandma Wrinkles).
This B+ now movie actress used to be on a hit network drama. One day she was discussing the wardrobe she was supposed to wear and went on and on for 15 minutes about how it was just awful and the wardrobe person was awful and that if she were running the show the person would be fired. Then the wardrobe person walked in and our actress said, “You are an amazing woman. I love my clothes for this week.” (CDAN)
The Katherine Hagel has two faces?! Who else?
Do you love boobies? Well prepare to be shocked by this CNN report. A teenager in California is facing possible suspension for wearing an “I Love Boobies” bracelet to school. The problem? Apparently that bracelet does something to help cure cancer. The folks behind the campaign, Keep-A-Breast.org, are aiming to target young teenagers, who up until this point have been busy typing “5318008″ in their calculators and flipping them upside-down for the boob-lawlz.
The good news is, the school’s banning of the bracelets seems to have done the media attention trick. And thank God, because this is one of our favorite CNN segments ever, “Schools Ban Boobies Bracelets”:
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