E Online!According to the National Enquirer, John Travolta is cheating on his wife of 19 years, Kelly Preston, just months before their baby is due. “John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly for years! And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout,” said Robert Randolph, author of the memoir, [...]
Jessica Alba was one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood for years, then she had a kid, and well, it kinda all went down from there. She looked like a Mexican mother in a laundromat most of the time,…
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Two years ago a woman named Kristi Hobson admitted to the public through InTouch that in 1995 Michael Lohan grunted on top of her and squirted man chowder into her vag which made a baby girl she named Ashley. The answer to the question “Who besides White Oprah actually says out loud that they fucked Michael Lohan?” had been answered. But Michael Lohan made Maury’s ears itch when he said he was not the father. Kristi immediately took Michael to court to force him to take a DNA test. Flash forward to 2 years later….
In this week’s Life & Style (with the battle for adorable mini Ken Doll on the cover), Kristi says that Michael never jizzed into a cup to test his DNA. No, it wasn’t because they couldn’t find a cup that was willing to do this. It didn’t happen because Michael never showed up. So a judge declared that Michael Lohan is Ashley’s father and his name was added to her birth certificate. Kristi now wants $300,000 in back child support. Kristi must be new here, because I’m pretty sure Michael Lohan’s checking account is as empty as the space between White Oprah’s nostrils.
Michael says that he is fighting Kristi and will take a DNA test.
Ashley says that even though her mother fought to get Michael Lohan’s name on her birth papers, she’s never going to think of him as a father, “I do not trust him, and I don’t want to be around him or part of his life. I could never call Michael Lohan ‘Dad.’ A dad is a person who is there for you and takes care of you.”
Let’s say that for whatever reason (temporary insanity or taking too much acid) you got knocked up with Michael Lohan’s spawn. Wouldn’t you immediately run out and marry ANYBODY and trick him into thinking the kid is his so the truth will never be revealed. And I mean ANYBODY: a homeless junkie psychic, Gallagher, Carrie the Dancing Dog, etc.. This is what a normal person would do.
And if your mother told you that Michael Lohan is your father, wouldn’t you plug your ears with your finger tips and scream the loudest LALALALALA ever. Better yet, wouldn’t you get ANY vampire to glamour this information from your head? And I mean ANY VAMPIRE: Count Chocula, Grandpa Munster, etc… This is what a normal person would do.
So Ashley must be a Lohan if she’s talking shit about her father in the pages of a tabloid. The famewhore gene is alive and well! There’s the DNA results.
And here’s Ashley’s supposed half-sister going to court in Santa Monica this morning.
She may have conquered her lifelong weight battle, but Sara Rue isn’t so fearless in all aspects of her life. The actress, who lost 50 pounds in less than a year with Jenny Craig, is terrified of planning her wedding to fiancé Kevin Price. “It’s not going so well, to be perfectly honest with you. It is a lot of work, and I’m scared!” the svelte star said at the Entertainment Tonight Emmy party in LA. Though Sara, who became engaged to her teacher beau last summer, has only recently started seeing a wedding planner, she has a few fun ideas for the post-nuptial bash. “I know that there will be beer pong at the after-party!” she laughed.
Demi Moore is an 18-year-old MySpace slut circa 2002 trapped in a 47-year-old body (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Cee-Lo had my money at FUCK YOU – Necole Bitchie
Ashton Kutcher’s response to Star Magazine that he fucked around on Demi – SOW
Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy from Muse are still together – Lainey Gossip
Pushed up titty globes aside, what in Addicted to Love jumpsuit hell is Blake Lively wearing? – Egotastic!
Teresa Giudice on how she blew $11 million. That poor $11 million – Celebitchy
But did Kellan Lutz say this with shirt on or off, because that makes a difference – Towleroad
The Wynn has the right idea – The Superficial
Heidi Montag looks human – Hollywood Tuna
The Alaskan teenager who is famous for doing the horizontal waltz with another teenager and making a baby together is modest now- Just Jared
Leah Michele pretty much pantless in Glamour - The Berry
Justin Timberlake with a handful of Kunis pit – Popoholic
A Channing Tatum wet t-shirt contest! Not as hot as it sounds – Popsugar
Wait, what’s the name of Conan’s show again? I was too hypnotized by those window eyes on the wall – I’m Not Obsessed
The Statue of Cacatry on V Magazine - ICYDK
Amber Rose upstaged by a horse’s ass (not Kanye) – Hollywood Rag
Megan Fox says the Olsens were socially awkward – Cityrag
Ashton Kutcher was 25 when he started dating Demi Moore, which seemed weird, because after dating this, this, and this, he married a 42-year old mother with three kids. Some people said it wouldn’t…
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You may not recognize Shayne Lamas these days. Best known for winning Season 12 of The Bachelor, Shayne, 24, looks fitter and sexier than ever, and says she’s happy she chose not to go down the same surgical path as fellow blond bombshell Heidi Montag. “Dr. Ryan was a family friend of ours,” Shayne tells In Touch of the late Dr. Frank Ryan, the Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who famously performed 10 surgeries on Heidi in one day. “I went to see him because I wanted a boob job, but he ended up telling me that I needed about $70,000 worth of work — thigh lipo, a butt lift, basically a whole body makeover — to turn me into the perfect Barbie doll. But I didn’t want to be a Barbie doll.”
About a week before Shayne was scheduled to get her breast augmentation with Dr. Ryan, she read about Heidi’s multiple surgeries and had second thoughts about going through with her own procedure. “It was absurd and I felt sick,” Shayne says. “She’s my age, and it was the same breakdown of what he wanted me to do. I was disturbed by it.” She adds she’s relieved she didn’t go to the extremes that Heidi did. “She probably wanted more and more, and it was publicity for both her and him,” she says of Dr. Ryan, who died in a car accident in Malibu on August 16. “But I think it was very irresponsible of him to do that. I’m reluctant to say that now that he’s resting in peace, but that’s how I feel.”
Amazing!
Lady GaGa showed up to Turf Club in St. Paul, Minnesota on Tuesday night after her concert and not only was she dancing in hot pants, but she also posed for pics in the club’s photo booth with fans!
LOVE her!
Uh, oh.
Demi and Ashton’s marriage of five years might be in jeopardy due to Ashton allegedly cheating with a 20-something blond.
Eyewitnesses reported that they saw Kutcher kissing and groping an attractive girl near the restroom in an Italian restaurant in LA!
“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out [...]
Tongues were wagging when Sean Penn and Charlize Theron walked into Via Veneto for dinner in Santa Monica on August 5. According to a pal, the pair have been friends for years, and Sean, 50, has been there for Charlize, 35, lending her a shoulder to cry on. “He helped her through her split with Stuart [Townsend],” says the pal. Although an insider says the two are not dating, Charlize and Sean were being cute and flirty throughout the meal. And Sean “thinks she’s beautiful, and she thinks he’s brilliant.”
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