HBO has picked up Hung for a third season! The show, which centers around high school coach who lives a double life as prostitute, will film 10 new episodes to air in 2011. That’ll be a lot more shoeless encounters for Thomas Jane!
Yeah, yeah, I know that when the words “John, Travolta, gay, and sex” are thrown into the same sentence the word “scandal” does not apply at all, but I needed for it for theatrical purposes so go with it. The National Enquirer brings us this shocking tale that will make you drop the lube bottle (not really). An author who goes by the name of Robert Randolph is about to release a book about the “underground secret world of celebrity gay spa sex” in Hollywood. Fuck The A-List, this shit right here should be a reality show.
Robert is planning to name names, but the first one he has spat up is probably the least shocking of them all. Robert tells the Enquirer that he has witnessed John Travolta humping on several different dudes at several different spas in L.A.
The last time Robert caught John with his tongue in the culo jar was this past October. Robert is now legally blind. No. But Robert did say that John has offered up his succulent nipple to suckle on several times. Robert said, “I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”
Robert, who passed a lie detector test for his interview with the Enquirer, also said that John’s “secret gay life is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets. He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better.”
My guess is that John has come home with man pubes in his teeth for years, so I’m sure Kelly knows all about it. I mean, why do you think John spend hours in the Scientology sauna “purifying his soul.” More like peenifying his hole. This is not news to many, so I doubt it’s news to Kelly. Whatever works for them.
And I wish I could purify the image in my head of John with his tongue in the culo jar. Why do I do this to myself?
She may claim to be humiliated by the ordeal, but Kendra Wilkinson is a sex-tape superstar — her XXX debut, Kendra Exposed, is selling like hotcakes! “It surpassed our expectations. It’s our best-selling tape so far this year and could be one of our biggest-selling celebrity sex tapes of all time,” Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of the company that released Kendra’s video, Vivid Entertainment, tells In Touch. So what’s the secret to Kendra’s success? “Kendra has millions of fans that love her. There’s no question that the real popularity of a star helps to sell a movie and, of course, it helps that she’s only 24 years old and beautiful,” Steven adds. While the bodacious blonde has become an adult film favorite, another reality TV star, The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub, has not quite achieved the same level of fame in the industry. “Kendra’s sex tape has easily sold four times that of Danielle’s sex tape. It performed poorly, mostly due to the fact that she is not very likable,” an insider tells In Touch. Though she took legal action to stop its release, Kendra’s tape hit the web in May, while Danielle’s video was released in June through Hustler Inc.
Matthew McConaughey’s natural scent of fermented armpit jelly, patchouli oil, weed smoke, taint fromage and sweat can never be masked, so I’m not sure why Dolce & Gabbana asked him to be the face of their new cologne. But they kept the fuckery going by using the “THINNING CURSE” tool on his head before cutting and pasting it onto the body of a svelte dandy with delicate hands that only touch silk. I mean, like Matthew’s real arms are even long enough for him to touch his neck anyways. Bitch please!
The pose is way too “grab my smelling salts” for Matthew to pull off. Was Chace Crawford not available?
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More than two months after her bitter split from fiancé Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi is having trouble reentering the singles scene. The blond reality starlet, who fell into an ill-fated love affair on the last season of The Bachelor, has found that her new fame is interfering with her dating game. “It’s intimidating for me; I’m really scared, to be honest. I just want to go on a normal date,” she lamented to In Touch at the Reality Cares pre-Emmy party in LA. Since her June breakup from Jake, Vienna has been linked to Greek actor Gregory Michael and college student John Sala.
— Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez lingered at the Sophia Fiori jewelry booth in the HBO Luxury Lounge, featuring L’Oreal Paris Beauty Suite in LA.
— Kristen Stewart donned her Little Red Riding Hood ring by Little Purple Cow, available at littlepurplecow.com, in LA.
— Rachel Bilson sipped Hpnotiq Bubbles ’n Blue Champagne cocktails with her girlfriends at Tao Beach in Las Vegas.
— Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, were spotted at NYC hotspot Hudson Terrace.
— iCarly’s Miranda Cosgrove danced at the Neutrogena Lounge at the ET Emmy Party in LA.
As if Piranha 3D wasn’t bad enough!
Katharine McPhee and Sara Paxton will star in Shark Night 3D, an action-thriller that centers on group of college friends who spend the weekend at a lake house, only to find that it’s infested with sharks. Sigh. The film is shooting in Shreveport, Lousiana later this month. [Image via [...]
Because I love it when old ass bitches talk about smacking young tricks who deserve it, here’s a quote from 84-year-old Jerry Lewis that made me smile as though he was serenading me on his telethon. Jerry tells Inside Edition what he thinks Lindsay Lohan needs:
“I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton – those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”
And you’ll hold Parasite Hilton’s purse while Jerry makes her crabs fly by slapping her ass. Actually, I’ll hold it because she’s got the good stuff in there.
And whats worse is we had to bare witness to it! Bleck!
Kat Von D returned to El Lay yesterday after having been held hostage spent the weekend with her new lover, notorious scum wad Jesse James.
Photogs were on hand to catch this “tender” moment at Austin Airport as Jesse dropped Kat off to head home. [...]
That little Canuck is getting all kinds of support from rappers!
Good sign!
Snoop Dogg is the latest to give Justin Bieber the a-okay in his book, and he reveals:
“Justin Bieber’s all right with me, I like him.”
And when asked if he would ever want to collaborate with the pint-sized pop star, Snoop replied “you never know!”
Impressive, [...]
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