E Online!Oh, man! This feud is going to be a good one!
Last week, director James Cameron made some pretty cunty remarks regarding the awesomeness that is Piranha 3D, and the producer of the film – which is a critical success, mind you – Mark Canton, has responded with this scathing, AMAZEBALLS letter!
It reads:
“As a producer [...]
Oh, shiz! Big SPOILERY news, Grey’s Anatomy fans!
DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED!
Sources are revealing that in the September 23rd season premiere of the ABC drama, Sandra Oh’s Cristina and Kevin McKidd’s Owen are getting married!
After last season’s INSANE season finale involving a shoot-out in Seattle Grace, the new [...]
How the hell should we know?!
But we will know tomorrow and so will all of you, if Conan O’Brien is true to his word. This afternoon, he posted this message on his Twitter:
“I was going to announce the name of my new show today, but my lawyers tell me ‘The Return of Nanny McPhee’ is [...]
Someone has had enough of Jill Zarin and crazy Kelly Bensimon!
Bethenny Frankel is leaving The Real Housewives of New York after three seasons with the show..
“Last season was scary and painful,” she explains. “It took all the joy out of it. My gut’s saying not to be a part of this cast.”
As for her [...]
My friend and future recipient of my child support checks, Shannon Richards, is a model in Texas, so if you can ignore the music in this video, your penis will thank you. America will thank you.
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I have no idea what One Day is about, but apparently it’s a story of Anne Hathaway’s descent into lesbianism. Or her fight with Captain Hook. Or whatever it is that explains this stupid haircut.
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Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.
It’s as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian’s face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.
That being said, Miley’s eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was “bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes” (don’t ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley’s busted down make-up job works for me!
Anne Hathaway is in Paris this week filming a romantic comedy called “One Day”. As in, “One Day, I went to the pet groomer and got a haircut and they chopped it all off and it was a terrible idea because no girl ever looks better with short hair. Some girls look [...]
Remember back in Lionel Richie’s heyday in the early 80s when he was releasing a Top Ten Hit every week and rarely if ever starring in British potato chip commercials where he sings about potato chips then a dude fights him over potato chips? Those were the days. The days of Lionel Richie not singing about potato chips.
These days are not those days anymore:
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I have a theory. It goes thusly: The lead actor in a Woody Allen movie (when Woody Allen himself is not the lead) always does an impression of Woody Allen. Having never been in a Woody Allen film, I do not know if this is how they are directed to act, but I think that since one of the leads is invariably written by Woody in his own image, the actor just thinks he/she has to act like Woody-you know, stutter-y and shoulder hunch-y. Kenneth Branagh in Celebrity, Will Ferrell in Melinda and Melinda, Rebecca Hall and (Scarlett Johansson to an extent) in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. The lone hold out is that no one in Match Point did a Woody Allen impression, which is probably why I actually enjoyed it. That and Matthew Goode is amazingly hot.
NOW. My theory is admittedly flawed because I haven’t seen every Woody Allen film and I’m no Manohla Dargis. Or Sex Man for that matter. But, you know what? I don’t love his films! At all! In large portion because of this theory! And while I’m on this topic, I’d like to say that even though people give Nancy Meyers a lot of flack for only having rich white people in her films, the exact same could be said for Woody Allen. Everyone is white (or Spanish) with amazing apartments/country houses/city mansions. And that’s just the world they exist in. Obviously.
ANYWAY. There is a point to this. And that point is, people love doing Woody Allen impressions. Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan are no exception. They’re in a new show on BBC2 called The Trip directed by Michael Winterbottom, who is one of my favorite directors. Coogan is funny, but Winterbottom always makes Coogan funnier than he’s ever been. See: 24 Hour Party People and Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story. And Brydon’s obviously no slouch. After the jump, a clip from The Trip wherein the two eat food and are funny in an Allen-esque manner.
Wow, all that holding forth tuckered me out. I think I have half a bottle of opened Chardonnay in my fridge, I’m gonna go check on that.
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