tyler has sexy readers (but no vote this week)
So I used to post scandalous pictures of the sexy readers on facebook before the 500 dollar contest thing on Friday (details here), but facebook is run by nerds who have spent their lives with hot girls never ever having sex with them, and yesterday they exacted their revenge by shutting our page down. [...]
Laurence Fishburnes teen daughter does porn now
Unless Laurence Fishburne is a huge fan of the 1990 Wilson Phillips hit ‘Impulsive’, he probably won’t want to watch this video of his 19-year-old daughter Montana announcing that she’s doing porn now. Because “porn” is those movies where men and women have sex. Also because there’s two dudes with Montana, one is [...]
Lanesia Garcia: Pregnant By Levi Johnston?!
Already famous for impregnating Bristol Palin two summers ago, Levi Johnston now finds himself embroiled in another baby scandal, according to reports.
The National Enquirer says Levi may have knocked up one of his old girlfriends during the period of estrangement between his two engagements to Bristol.
Levi and Bristol just got back together and engaged, ostensibly out of love and a desire to raise son Tripp together, but also to make some serious loot.
But if his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, is really pregnant with his child pregnant – and she believes Levi is the daddy – that could be a tough obstacle.
Of course, it’s still very much unclear if the child was sired by the Playgirl model. To put it nicely, Lanesia apparently gets around … like a record.
BABY DADDY RELOADED? Levi better hope he shot blanks this time.
“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows,” a source said. “Levi is one of three possible fathers with Lanesia the probably week of conception.”
Three in one week? Wow, she sounds like a girl who really has her act together. Guess there’s not a lot to do in Alaska … well, besides Lanesia Garcia.
Still, friends of Bristol Palin say she is “heartbroken” after learning her fiancé might become a baby daddy with another girl, Radar Online reports today.
A Palin family rep says that “no official decision has been made” about the future of the couple, who are now communicating only “by text message.”
We can’t wait until Sarah gets on Twitter to comment on this. Her critique of Obama for going on The View this week will seem tame by comparison.
Oksana Grigorieva Black Eye Photo Questioned
Oksana Grigorieva’s accusations of domestic violence may or may not be backed by witnesses who she says saw the argument in which Mel Gibson hit her.
Until that happens, however, much of the “evidence” she claims implicates the actor remains suspect – including the new photo of Oksana with a black eye.
The fact that the photo surfaced just this week is odd.
According to sources close to the situation, the idea that Oksana held back the photo on purpose during the couple’s custody mediation in May is “absurd.”
As one source said, “She produced photos of her mouth showing the damage to her veneers, she testified in great detail about the January 6 incident.”
“If she had a black eye she would have said it.”
So is she exaggerating or lying about the attack and fabricating evidence? That seems to be the implication, at least from this particular TMZ source.
The insider says, on the financial end, Oksana “held every piece of damaging evidence” over his head – notably the now-infamous Mel Gibson tapes.
That produced a $15 million deal she agreed to but later left on the table. The source said, “If there was a black eye it would have been $16 million.”
Also, the settlement included a confidentiality agreement, meaning it would have done Oksana no good to withhold evidence she could never use.
Even more glaring doubts are cast by medical professionals.
Oksana supposedly emailed her lawyer about the attack right afterward, but sources also say the day after the alleged incident, Oksana’s dentist never mentioned a black eye. Two days later, a pediatrician she saw also failed to observe it.
This doesn’t prove Mel is innocent, and regardless, the man needs serious help. But it does cast doubt on some of Oksana’s statements and motives.
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Treated Like a “Common Criminal” in the Slammer
If you were worried that Lindsay Lohan was getting the VIP treatment in prison, don’t be. The star’s mom Dina, who visited her yesterday, says it’s not true.
Dina went to see Lindsay with her sister Ali Lohan and her ex, Samanthan Ronson, then slammed reports that the 24-year-old is enjoying perks behind bars.
“She doesn’t have cell phone privileges, that’s absurd,” Dina said, referring to reports no one actually printed. “She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on.”
Aww. Sad. They can’t even touch each other, either!
“I talk to her through glass. There’s a phone and we put her on speaker. I can’t even hug my daughter,” Dina laments. “She’s treated like a common criminal.”
Which she is. One who drives drunk and recklessly, then can’t even make it to one freaking alcohol education meeting a week. She got hers. Just saying.
Lindsay has the support of her mom and sister, who we expect will be in Lynwood Correctional Facility herself one day. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Dina acknowledged, however, that Lindsay is being treated well: “I have to say that the people inside have been pretty cool to her, guards and the inmates.”
The Mean Girls star has been behind bars since July 20. The date of her release from jail is still unclear, although it is likely to be sooner rather than later.
Whenever she leaves, the star must report to rehab immediately. Her lawyer is trying to get her a temporary delay before checking in, but don’t bet on it.
In any event, Lohan will likely be out of the slammer in under three weeks. Not bad for a 90-day jail sentence. Hopefully it’s long enough to learn a lesson.
Do you think she’s ready to be set free?
Sarah Palin Rips Barack Obama Visit to The View
Yesterday’s appearance by Barack Obama on The View was not warmly greeted by some of the President’s critics who questioned the nature of the visit.
Chief among said critics: Sarah Palin. Ripping his decision to sit down for a light interview on daytime TV amid myriad national crises, Palin Twittered:
“President with no time to visit porous US/Mexican border to offer help to those risking life to secure us, but lotso’ time to chat on The View? … I’m headed to border in near future. Let’s see how quickly his travel schedule will allow that border visit after all.”
It might be a compelling point, if it weren’t Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin questions our President’s commitment to public service.
The former Alaska Governor is referring to the region’s drug wars and the debate over immigration in this country, and whether Obama should be on The View during such turbulent – or any – times is a subject many have raised, and not without validity.
With our nation burdened by two wars, immigration upheaval, rampant unemployment and the worst ecological disaster of all time, seeing our Commander-in-Chief chatting about Lindsay Lohan and Jay-Z is not as charming as it once was.
Let’s not forget, though, that this criticism is coming from a woman who quit after less than a term as Alaska Governor to pursue lucrative, self-serving endeavors such as writing a memoir of her distinguished “career” and posing for In Touch Weekly.
That’s her right, of course, and good for her. But for a woman clearly in love with her own celebrity and more interested in fulfilling Sarah Palin’s every whim than in public service, criticism of one interview by the President is laughable.
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