Lindsay Lohan is in the midst of the most humbling experience of her life — a stint in the slammer for violating probation on a drunk driving charge. And according to an insider, the once fashionable starlet is now wearing an orange jumpsuit and one-size-fits-all “granny panties” that she has to knot at the sides to keep from falling down. “She’s been crying all day long and is a total mess,” says a source about Lindsay’s incarceration, which may reportedly last only 14 of the 90 days to which she was sentenced, due to overcrowding. “She’s now in a catatonic, out-of-it calm.” Lindsay’s pampered lifestyle changed overnight, beginning with her 8-by-12-foot cell at the Lynwood jail in LA, which is kept at brutally cold temperatures. “Sleeping is difficult,” says the insider. And a Lynwood source claims that Lindsay was given a regular bed — versus the standard thin mattress the other inmates have — but only a thin blanket, without a pillow.

Even though Lindsay must be beyond miserable, she still receives preferential treatment, including her own television, special phone privileges, extended time with visitors and special food. Her perks have infuriated the gang leaders in the jail, who feel they’ve been upstaged by a celebrity. “Lots of girls in here would love to clock her, just to be known as ‘the girl who decked Lindsay,” says the insider. “She’d better watch herself.”

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Jessica Biel was in London yesterday in a see through dress to promote the totally unnecessary movie adaption of The A-Team. A dress that she may or may not have put on immediately after I banged…

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Johnny Depp says he’s happiest with his family — whether at their home in the south of France, on their yacht or frolicking on their private Caribbean island. But this summer, while Johnny, 47, films the next installment of Pirates of the Caribbean in Hawaii, the Depps are spending the summer in a newly renovated mansion that is best described as heaven on earth. Located on the most coveted strip of coastline in the Pacific, the seven-bedroom mansion is located in the center of the most prestigious neighborhood on Oahu’s South Shore and rents for a whopping $5,000 a night. Johnny has been living in the house since late June with his longtime partner, actress/singer Vanessa Paradis, 37, and their children, Lily Rose, 11, and Jack, 8. Complete with an infinity pool, hot tub, game room, theater and gym, the very private family has no reason to leave the property — but they do occasionally escape to Jet-Ski, paddleboard and shop for souvenirs.

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Declaring “I quit” and running away from the set, Rachel Uchitel apparently couldn’t handle the intense pressure of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Instead, Tiger Woods’ mistress checked into a swanky hotel.

“After a very intense day of filming, Rachel couldn’t handle being at the Pasadena Recovery Center” and left, according to a Radar Online source.

Rache fled for Beverly Hills’ L’Ermitage Hotel after an intense day with Dr. Drew, during which she “had trouble coping with the issues” discussed.

We reported in recent weeks that Uchitel is being treated for “emotional issues” (i.e. banging married celebrities) as well as an addiction to pills.

She was discussing her issues with self-esteem and self-worth, along with her addiction to Ambien when absolutely lost it and bolted the set.

Rachel Uchitel flaked on Celebrity Rehab 4 … but will she be back?

Producers located Uchitel the next morning. “Producers arrived at the hotel the following morning, and calm prevailed,” says an inside source.

“Rachel simply needed some time away from the intense pressure and scrutiny she is dealing with. She agreed to go back to Celebrity Rehab.”

“Rachel has never had to face these kind of issues like this before, and talking about it pushed her over the edge, and her instinct was to run.”

Well, sure. Of course, Rachel isn’t legally allowed to talk about her affair with Tiger Woods, but the world’s #1 golfer looms large in her life.

“Her issues go beyond Tiger, but he was the catalyst that pushed her over the edge,” a close source said of the 35-year-old “VIP hostess.”

No word if she’ll talk about David Boreanaz.

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Just when you think there can’t possibly be any more Mel Gibson rants, he apparently left a bunch of voicemails for Oksana Grigorieva as well.

The contents are pretty much consistent with his previous tirades, which were all conversations with his ex-girlfriend that she secretly recorded.

These ones? All Mel.

The phone calls were made, along with the previously-released tapes, on February 18, when their relationship ended, spilling over into the next day.

The couple shares an eight-month-old daughter, Lucia, and are currently at war over custody of the little girl – and over whether he abused Oksana.

Mel Gibson is still under investigation for assaulting Oksana Grigorieva and Lucia on January 6. Police are also investigating Oksana for extorting Mel.

We’ll get to the audio shortly, but here are some excerpts:

February 18, 10:27 p.m.: “Arghhh. Arghhhhhh. Arghhhhh. Argh. Argh. I called.”

February 19, 12:04 a.m.: “If you want to call me back, I think we should discuss the terms of separation, don’t you? Don’t you think? Yes? Yes, let’s do it. I won’t smoke either, just to f*%k with you. I want to really badly.”

February 19, 2.29 a.m.: “Whore. Answer the f*%king phone. F*%king bitch.”

February 19, 2:31 a.m. (in reference to a ceremony in which Lucia’s placenta was buried in the ground with a tree): “You were a sour faced bitch today. Do you think it was tricky to get that f*%king tree in the hole, the placenta and organize that $h!t?”

“Do you know how much f*%king time and money went into that? Did you thank me? Did you even have a f*%king smile on your face? F*%k no … Everything about you stinks and I am seeing it real, loud and clear. F*%k yeah. F*%k yeah!”

February 19, 3:06 a.m.: “You are f*%king disloyal and f*%king weak. You’re f*%king blind. F*%king thankless. Such a f*%king slut. F*%k you. F*%k you. Don’t ever sleep again. Don’t sleep as long as I don’t sleep. Don’t sleep. F*%king get sick.”

“You f*%king ordinary c**t. You are just f*%king ordinary. That goes for the talent too – it’s ordinary. It’s pretty f*%king common. I’d like to see you play a concert sometime. You make mistakes all over with live performances. You can’t do it.”

That’s cleaned up, too. Follow the jump to listen to Mel Gibson’s voicemails, which are extremely vulgar even by his lofty standards …

Oh. Dear. Wow. Well, whose side are you on?

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With an early release from jail now looming this week, troubled star Lindsay Lohan is now worried about what comes next: her mandatory 90 days in rehab.

Unlike her 90-day jail sentence, which is likely to be cut short due to good behavior, overcrowding and the media circus she causes, rehab is non-negotiable.

And Lindsay’s not happy about it.

“She’s a little upset right now,” her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said after visiting the actress Tuesday. “She’d like to spend some time with her family.”

If this were anyone but Lindsay Lohan, that might be reasonable. But not only does she need rehab STAT, her family members are enablers and criminals.

We’re talking to you, Michael Lohan.

Is Lindsay trying to weasel out of rehab?

Holley acknowledged “there’s at least some question as to whether or not she’ll have to go directly to rehab,” but it doesn’t sound like she has a choice.

Prosecutors confirmed Tuesday that Lohan must report to an L.A.-based residential rehab facility 24 hours after her release from jail – likely August 1-2.

The attorney is concerned “there’s a push now for her to go directly to rehab from jail,” and wants her client to spend some time with her family first.

“I think it would only be fair for her to spend some time with her family and that’s what she would like for me to emphasize to judge,” says Holley.

Lindsay Lohan has been jailed (and strip-searched) in Lynwood, Calif., since July 20 for violating probation stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

Should she be allowed leeway with rehab? Her time behind bars is already being dramatically reduced. Should she even be let out of jail so soon?

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By moving to New York with her boyfriend, Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian is hoping for a fresh start — a new life together, far away from the Miami and LA clubs where Scott’s wild behavior so often broke her heart. But when the pair made their first public appearance in their new home in the Hamptons on July 24 — it seemed there was already trouble between them. “Kourtney appeared to be in good spirits, but Scott didn’t even flash the hint of a smile,” says a witness who ran into Kourtney. “Other than their first photo op, they didn’t touch and hardly ever seemed to even talk to each other.”

For Kourtney and Scott, 27, the move to New York could truly be the beginning of the end. By relocating to Scott’s hometown, Kourtney is coming face-to-face with her boyfriend’s past, which, In Touch has learned, is much darker than she could ever have imagined. “He was worse than anyone knows,” reveals an old friend of Scott’s, who describes shocking stories of hard partying, disgusting public behavior — and sex tapes with a number of women. “Scott and all his close friends were in this fake ‘gang’ called the Scummers,” the friend recalls. “They would do all these really awful things together.” The friend claims that Scott met girls at clubs and brought them home. “When he was hooking up with a girl in bed, his friends would be in the closet, videotaping what was going on. Sometimes, his friends would jump out of the closet. He’d try to let them join in.” Scott collected the tapes, which would be bound to humiliate Kourtney should they ever surface. And shockingly, the friend believes that the tapes still exist at a friend’s apartment in New York City.

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While the supposed baby news of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom has not actually been addressed by the couple, there’s no doubt about this one:

Melissa Rycroft is pregnant!

“It was a shock. We weren’t even trying,” the former Bachelor winner, who married insurance agent Tye Strickland in December, tells Us Weekly.

“It’s the most wonderful surprise in the world. It’s such a blessing.”

Blessed she may be, but the co-host of ABC’s Bachelor Pad says starting a family was the last thing on her mind. Someone forgot to tell Tye that.

Tye and Melissa Rycroft Strickland are starting a family!

“He wanted to have kids right away, and I was laughing at him going, ‘No, not ready!’” Melissa Rycroft said. “He’s actually cried more than I have.”

Rycroft says that her solid relationship with her man has helped her stay calm: “Tye is caring, he’s funny. He’s going to be a great dad.”

Interestingly, she says she’s hoping for a boy, while Tye wants a girl. Either way, “We’re going to find out as soon as we can,” she says.

Melissa, who received the final rose from Jason Mesnick during the 2009 season of The Bachelor, only to have him break up with her for Molly Malaney (who he later married), is “eating everything in sight” and may “gain 90 pounds.”

She’d still look great. Congratulations, Melissa and Tye!

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One of the celebrity world’s most beautiful couples, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom, just got married in secret following years of engagement rumors.

Might there be another bombshell piece of news set to drop?

Not only did they pull off a totally under-the-radar wedding, but an Us Weekly source says there’s another big story they’ve been keeping under wraps:

Miranda Kerr is pregnant!

“She’s definitely pregnant. Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the supermodel and Australia native, who wed the English actor earlier this month.

“She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”

KERR-BLOOM! Will it be two bombshell stories in a row for the notoriously private couple? If Miranda Kerr is really pregnant already, that would certainly qualify.

While a pal says no official announcement will be made, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr will have a hard time keeping this hidden for obvious reasons.

“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend. “It will be obvious soon enough.”

The beautiful BRIDE, who kicked off a Caribbean getaway with Bloom at Anguilla’s Viceroy resort on July 17, certainly hasn’t hidden her desire for a child.

“I’ve been open about wanting to be a mother one day,” she told an Australian newspaper. “And I’ve always thought Orlando would be a great dad!”

Congratulations if that day is on its way!

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Al Gore was questioned last week by Portland police, who just re-opened a 2006 case involving a massage therapist’s sexually abuse claims against him.

The former Vice President, who has emphatically denied the allegations, met Thursday with detectives in San Francisco, Portland TV station KATU reports.

A spokesperson for Gore declined to comment on the case, which became public last month when the accuser revealed all the graphic, hilarious details.

Molly Hagerty alleges Gore demanded sexual favors and made “unwanted sexual contact” with her during a massage in his Portland, Ore., hotel room.

Portland police had filed a “special report” in January 2007, recording the massage therapist’s claims that Al Gore grabbed and groped her that night.

The woman went public in a June 23 National Enquirer story and held up “soiled” pants purportedly containing Al Gore DNA for the magazine’s cover.

Yech.

By July 1, the Portland Police Bureau reopened its sexual assault investigation into Al Gore, who also faces similar claims from two new accusers.

The investigation resumed after detectives looking into the alleged incident last year failed to tell high-ranking officials that they were dropping the case.

Al and his wife Tipper Gore, split in June after 40 years of marriage.

Tipper does not believe Hagerty, however, and has stood by Al, saying she knew about the allegations and that they played no role in their separation.

What do you think? Did Al Gore maul the masseuse?

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