Knock us over with a feather, because new reports say DMX has been arrested. We don’t want to assume such shocking news is true, but you ever know.

The rapper is planning to surrender to authorities in L.A. to start serving jail time for crime he committed “5-6 years ago,” reports TMZ, via X’s manager.

DMX is “not sure” about the nature of the crime, or at least his manager isn’t. Which makes sense. Details blend together after a dozen arrests or so.

According to the manager, X is “focused” on taking care of all of his past legal issues so he can move on with his life. That should take a few centuries.

DMX is a chill dude. Mug shots do not faze him.

Earlier this month, DMX, whose booking photo comprise most of our celebrity mug shots gallery, completed a four-month jail stint for a probation violation.

Looks like his freedom was short-lived.

The celebrity gossip site claims that X’s jail stint all stems from a 2002 reckless driving conviction. He was placed on probation after pleading no contest.

He has subsequently violated his probation, of course, with unrelated offenses, and has therefore been ordered to serve 90 days in a city jail facility.

Lindsay Lohan can relate.

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The Hills is history. Now Heidi Montag’s would-be reality show is too.

We know this must be devastating news, but try to keep it together.

The star planned to pair up with pal and former Hills hanger-on Jen Bunney on the world’s worst reality show this year, but the Bun says that’s off.

Well, for Heidi at least. She’s still interested!

“I was supposed to do a reality show with Heidi, but it looks like some things have changed,” Bunney writes on her blog, which apparently exists.

Heidi Montag and Jen Bunney, pre-face realignment.

What’s more, she doesn’t know if “Heidi wants to be involved in reality TV at the moment with everything going on in her personal life (no we are not in a fight, and no Heidi is not “dropping” me to do reality shows with the twins).”

Bunney’s comments come amid rumors that Heidi Montag is shopping The Heidi Show with Hugh Hefner’s exes, Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

Amazingly, Jen may still move forward sans Heidi: “Since that recent development our original network and some others have offered to continue on with the show despite Heidi possibly not being involved, which I just recently agreed to.”

LOL. A Jen Bunney reality show? Honestly?

“I respect that she has a lot to deal with right now and have to decided to go ahead and move forward with it alone, since these opportunities have presented themselves (my hope is that she will want to be involved later on),” says Bunney.

“So I have already been to a few really productive meetings in the past few weeks, and the show is moving forward, looking to air this January.”

No way this ever airs. None.

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The Garden State has a message for Jersey Shore: Stay out!

Jersey Shore quotes are hilarious, yes. But are they even organically grown? Are we watching bona fide Jersey-ites or just a bunch of d-bag posers run amok?

The second season premieres Thursday in Miami before returning to the glorious paradise of Seaside Heights … whose residents might prefer they not.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie could not accurately be counted among fans of The Situation, Snooki, J-Woww & Co. He said as much on ABC’s This Week.

NOT FROM JERSEY: He’s not, and the governor wants people to realize that what we see on Jersey Shore is not reflective of his state. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

His take on it is that the series “takes a bunch of New Yorkers, drops them at the Jersey Shore and tries to make America feel like this is New Jersey.”

He’s kind of right. Pauly D hails from Rhode Island, Snooki from downstate New York, Ronnie the Bronx, The Situation and Vinny from Staten Island.

The Governor isn’t the only one upset with the show either.

Last December, the New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus says the show is “wildly offensive” and promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes.

Again, not incorrect. But do we care? Is it all in good fun?

Follow the jump to see the N.J. Governor’s criticism …

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LeAnn Rimes’ love nest is now a family home.

Eddie Cibrian and his two children are moving into the country singer’s Hidden Hills house in Calabasas, Calif., beginning next week, according to E! News.

They’re doing it to save money “since Eddie lost his CSI job,” says a source. “Mason is moving into the dog’s old room, Jake is moving into LeAnn’s office.”

Rimes purchased the home a few blocks from where Eddie lived with soon-to-be ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, shortly after the two went public with their affair.

Cibrian and Glanville have equal custody of the boys.

If nothing else, at least Eddie Cibrian is pitching in.

Just yesterday, LeAnn Rimes Tweeted, “@eddiecibrian showing me how to do yard wrk! Think that it’s the first time I’ve ever paid attention to yard wrk.”

Awwww.

Also, he may not be broke for long. Last Thursday he said: “hotel room tmrw! Eddies working today and so am I so looking forward to a second of a break!”

Good to see Eddie Cibrian at least carrying the load around the house until he gets a steadier acting job. The guy’s got to contribute something at least.

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Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy was snatched by a coyote last year.

Ari Gold will try to smooth things over on Entourage next week.

Earlier this season on the HBO series, viewers were informed that the singer’s dog died, which of course happened in real life. On the show, the singer was also upset over her lack of face time with the man in charge of Miller Gold.

Jessica and Daisy in happier times.

At the time, Ari tried to get back on Jessica’s good side using another adorable little dog in the process. Things don’t go well. This time, Simpson curses Ari off and also teases a transfer to new representation … in the form of Lizzie.

Follow the jump to see a clip of Jess’ latest Entourage quotes …

Jessica Simpson on Entourage

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