Lindsay surrenders, begins jail sentence

July 20, 2010


Lindsay Lohan was seven minutes late, but she showed up to accept her fate: Surrounded by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, her mother, Dina, and even her estranged father, Michael, the actress surrendered to the court this morning to begin serving her three month sentence — although experts expect that she’ll only end up serving three weeks due to jail overcrowding.

Book Her: Lindsay Lohan Jailed!


Lindsay Lohan is going to jail.

The troubled star surrendered in court this morning to begin serving a three-month sentence for violating the probation terms of her 2007 DUI conviction.

In reality, Lindsay may spend only about three weeks behind bars, due to the overcrowding of the facility she’s headed to. Assuming she behaves herself.

Judge Marsha Revel did not allow the media to capture the exact moment of Linds’ surrender (good for her, bad for us), before ordering her into custody.

“At this time, she will be remanded,” the judge said as Lohan was about to be cuffed, adding “All cameras are ordered to be shut off, both still and video.”

Revel said Lohan would not be eligible for house arrest or work release. She will also be required to report to probation within 24 hours of her release.

Lohan Jailed

Lindsay Lohan did not speak in court this morning.

After cameras were shut off, deputies took her away and removed her belongings as old/new lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley and her family looked on.

“I love you, Lindsay,” said Michael Lohan, who unfortunately showed.

Lindsay will now begin processing at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Calif., where she will spend her sentence, however long that is.

Processing entails fingerprinting, photographing (new mug shots!), cell assignment, ankle monitor removal and a wardrobe change (orange jumpsuit!!).

Back in 2007, Lohan spent just 84 minutes at this same facility. Not long enough, apparently, to change her destructive behavior in any discernible way.

Here’s hoping a few weeks or more does the trick this time around. What will be the biggest obstacle for her, no Twitter, no friends or no cigarettes?

We’ll find out soon enough.

Mel Gibson to Oksana Grigorieva in New Tape: No One Will Believe You!


An excerpt from Mel Gibson rant #6 …

Oksana Grigorieva: You are acting as a crazy man right now. And you have been for many many months. And you hit me and you hit her. While she was in my hands. Mel, you are losing your mind. You need medication.

Mel: YOU NEED A F*%KING KICK UP THE A$$ FOR BEING A B!TCH C**T GOLD-DIGGING WH@RE!! WITH A [indecipherable] SON, AND I WANT MY CHILD, AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU! SO F*%K YOU. I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY HOUSE, AND YOU CAN ROT. UNLESS YOU CRAWL BACK AND S–K MY C@CK IN THAT ORDER.

Wow.

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In the sixth tape of the actor losing it on Oksana (follow this link for all the Mel Gibson rants), he hurls the usual vile insults and appears generally insane.

Gibson and Grigorieva are engaged in an increasingly ugly custody fight over their daughter, Lucia, while Mel is under investigation for domestic violence.

Mel’s attorneys have suggested that the tapes were recorded without his consent, as well as potentially altered. They also deny he attacked her physically.

She claims the tapes – along with a gruesome photo of her bruised face – prove her abuse allegation against him and that he is simply blaming the victim.

Gibson’s camp has painted her as a extortionist, and there was apparently a $15 million settlement regarding custody and the tapes that she did not sign.

Follow the jump to hear the latest Mel Gibson tape …

What do you think? Is this proof that Mel abused Oksana? Or is the evidence manipulated and/or circumstantial? Whose side are you on?

Single Jennifer Love Hewitt “absolutely open” to adoption!

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Sheryl Crow, Sandra Bullock… and now Jennifer Love Hewitt? Perhaps following in the footsteps of celeb single moms, the 31-year-old unattached actress tells In Touch that she would seriously consider adopting a child without having a man in her life. “I’m absolutely open to it!” the starlet, who split from boyfriend Jamie Kennedy in March, said as she hosted Stereo Love Saturdays at AZURE Pool in The Palazzo Las Vegas on July 17. Though she claims to enjoy flying solo for the time being, The Client List starlet prefers to be in a pair. “I feel like as a person, I am better as a couple. But I am learning a lot about myself,” she added. If she decides to proceed with her baby dreams, Jennifer would be in good company. While Sandra stunned fans with the news of her baby boy Louis in April, Sheryl recently adopted a second son, Levi James.

Pal: A-Rod and Cameron are “cute together”

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They may still be a down-low duo, but Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz’s friends are spilling the beans on their red-hot romance! “They’re cute together. As long as they’re happy, that’s most important,” Amber Sabathia, the wife of A-Rod’s fellow New York Yankee CC Sabathia, told In Touch about the superstar sweethearts at a birthday party for her husband in Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club on July 18. Though Cameron and her baseball player beau passed on any PDA inside the Big Apple bash, they were obviously a pair. “They were mouthing to each other from across the room,” a source says, adding that the actress seemed comfortable with Alex’s friends and partygoer Beyoncé. Cameron and A-Rod have been quietly dating since reportedly hooking up in February.

Happy Birthday, Gisele Bundchen!


Gisele Caroline Bundchen, the Brazilian stunner, the world’s highest-paid model and mother of the second cutest baby Benjamin on the planet, turns 30 today.

Happy birthday, Gisele!

She has modeled for, among others, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Missoni, Versace, Valentino, Ralph Lauren, Chloé, Michael Kors, Louis Vuitton and Victoria’s Secret.

As if that weren’t enough to complete her resume, Bundchen is married to Tom Brady and acts as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Environment Program.

In honor of her special day, here’s a little collection of Gisele Bundchen pictures we put together. Sorry, guys, for sapping your productivity at work or school …

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Brangelina on the Red Carpet: Salt Premiere Pics


Although she’s busy helping Jennifer Anison adopt a child, Angelina Jolie found time yesterday to attend the Hollywood premiere of her latest movie, Salt.

The incredibly awesome actress showed up on the red carpet of the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre alongside life partner Brad Pitt. She signed autographs for fans looked generally thrilled to be there:

At Salt Premiere

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Other stars at the event included Jon Voight, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber.

In Salt, Jolie plays an American spy whose government turns on her. Think Jason Bourne, but with breasts. The action movie opens on Friday. Will you go see it?

Aubrey O’Day: Still Around, Starring in Reality Show


If Mario Lopez has taught us anything, it’s that a star athlete really can letter in every single high school sport – and that any random celebrity with an uninteresting life can sign a deal to star in their own reality show.

Following Mario’s lead, Aubrey O’Day has lowered the bar even further!

The former Danity Kane lead singer and attention whore, who we last heard from in 2009, will star on her own show on Oxygen, The Aubrey O’Day Project.

According to Perez Hilton, the show will follow Aubrey as she desperately tries to find her way back into the music industry while “working with a dedicated team of industry professionals.” By professionals, they likely mean porn producers.

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The Aubrey O’Day Project: Must-see TV in the making.

Amy Introcaso-Davis, Senior VP of Original Programming and Development over at Oxygen, has high hopes for this riveting new show, saying:

“Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on.” NOTE: They have? Really?

“We’re excited to deliver her story as she battles issues that resonate, from self-doubt and body image to a desire for success and redemption.”

So true. What young girl can’t relate to a washed-up, trashy singer of an E-list pop group who gets naked at every opportunity just to stay relevant?

Set your DVR now!

Kendall Jenner Kontinues Modeling Kareer, Konklusion of Childhood


We take it back. Charice undergoing Botox treatment may not have been this week’s Sign of the Apocalypse.

Instead, that dishonor falls to Kendall Jenner and her most recent set of modeling photos.

The 14-year old half-sister of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian signed a professional contract a year ago.

She posed for her first official shoot in January, bidding her childhood goodbye and wasting little time entering the world that has produced millions of dollars for her family, along with an equal number of critics who can’t believe fans of these people actually exist.

Making Like a Model

As seen here, Kendall is doing her best impression of her older siblings, donning beachwear for photographer Nick Saglimbeni. Kim, naturally, sees nothing wrong with a 14-year old striking such poses.

“I am so proud of Kendall. She’s going to take over the modeling world… you just watch,” Kim blogged last week. “She is truly an inspiration to all young girls out there… follow your dreams, work hard and your efforts will pay off.”

Right. Because Kendall clearly worked oh so very hard to accomplish this goal.

The youngin has made it clear she wants to emulate the careers of Kim and company – but don’t get any ideas, Ray J. Put down that phone and put away that video camera. She’s only 14 years old.

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These shots of Kendall Jenner make the outfits worn by Miley Cyrus seem mature and appropriate by comparison.

Happy Birthday, Julianne Hough!


Note to Julianne Hough: We were gonna get you a metrosexual boyfriend with 29 different jobs for your birthday.

But you already found one of those on your own.

Therefore, all we can do is wish Hough the very best on this special occasion, as the former Dancing with the Stars professional turns 22 today.

One of the most beautiful women on the planet, Julianne has entered the country music world and is doing well for herself there. Her self-titled debut CD hit number-one on the Billboard Country Album chart and has sold over 320,00 copies.

Below, we honor Hough with a lovely photo montage and we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to this star now…

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