Hollywood Blows

Rachel Uchitel just got fired Donald Trump before she was even hired.

The real estate mogul / reality star offered Tiger Woods’ mistress a spot on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice, which she accepted verbally, sources say. 

Now that she’s joining the cast of Celebrity Rehab instead, which we reported earlier today, Trump takes it back, questioning the professional adulterer’s move.

“It’s a terrible decision, he said. “We have zero interest in her now.”

Rough, but the man does make a point: “Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He’s getting Larry King’s job. She made a bad mistake.”

UCHITEL SHE BLEW IT: The Donald says The Mistress dropped the ball.

“Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show. Celebrity Rehab is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that’s available. I’m moving on.”

Celebrity Rehab sources say Rachel Uchitel originally turned it down, but producers doubled their offer and Dr. Drew personally visited her, so she agreed.

Uchitel will make around $500,000 for her stint on the show, or about 5 percent of what Tiger Woods allegedly paid her to never, ever talk about him.

Having an affair with Tiger is almost as lucrative as being Tiger.

A rep from VH1 claims Uchitel, who will be joined by Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, Jason Wahler and Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis on the program, is hoping to kick an addiction to railing married celebrities prescription drugs.

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Sometimes, women just need to get off.

That’s the reasoning Jennifer Love Hewitt partly uses for why some females turn to the prostitution business, something she claims to know a lot about because she’s starring in The Client List, a TV movie that airs tonight on Lifetime.

In the film, Hewitt’s character plays a mother that sells her precious flower in an attempt to support her family.

On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show today, the actress said women fall into this line of work due to economic concerns and because “it’s sort of helping them in their personal lives… we have needs just like men do, and if men can go out and get their needs met, we will, too.”

How long before Jennifer Love Hewitt poses for Playboy? Men around the world are anxious to know!

Wait… so women that aren’t getting any at home go out and sell themselves to strangers?!?

A lack of a sex life may explain an affair, Jen, but not prostitution.

Let us get Ashley Dupre on the phone and we’ll settle this matter once and for all. Give us a minute…

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Ryan Devlin is a pretty cool guy: The married 30-year-old actor plays the recurring love interest of Busy Philipps on Cougar Town and has stolen scenes on Party Down and Grey’s Anatomy. But even he is not immune to the virus known as Bieber fever! When Ryan was at a grocery store in Los Angeles, buying the June/July issue of Details magazine in which he appears in an advertorial for K*Swiss sneakers, he ended up having a run-in with the 16-year-old hearthrob. “Here I am, in line at Ralph’s next to Justin Bieber — I have Bieber Fever for sure!” Ryan recalled at Details’ celebration for new Vintage California Collection from K*Swiss at the Avalon in Los Angeles. “Justin’s buying whatever and here I am, buying EVERY Details magazine in the store — total loser!” Leave it to Bieber to make a grown man blush!

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Botox at 18? Even the overly critical Sue Sylvester would admit that’s going too far! Charice Pempengco’s preparation for her upcoming role on the second season of Glee involved more than just vocal exercises: The 18-year-old Filipino singer underwent a skin-tightening procedure! “I wanted to look fresh on camera,” said Charice, who’ll play a talented foreign exchange student who makes life hell for Rachel Berry (Lea Michele). “All the people will be anticipating, ‘How will Charice look? Is she good enough to pit against Rachel Berry?’ So of course there is tremendous pressure.” The non-invasive procedure made Charice’s “naturally round face” more narrow, celebrity cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo told the Philippines-based ABS-CBN television network. Charice first rose to international fame thanks to appearances on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and The Oprah Winfrey Show.

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Sarah Palin has weighed in over a planned mosque near New York’s Ground Zero – an idea she took to her Twitter page to encourage Muslims to refudiate.

Yes, you read that right. Refudiate.

“Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn’t it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,” she Tweeted.

No word if she refudiates the engagement of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, but last week, she coined the term regarding NAACP allegations of racist elements within the Tea Party movement, saying “[The Obamas] could refudiate” them.

After much mockery, she then Tweeted this:

“‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!”

Yes. However jokingly, Sarah Palin has compared herself to Shakespeare.

Perhaps more amazing than her non-word choice was the message of the Tweet, seen by some as a cynical effort to stoke ugly anti-Muslim sentiment.

The building’s planners, the American Society for Muslim Advancement and the Cordoba Initiative, say it’s modeled on religious and community centers.

The 13-story, $100 million building will include an arts center, gym and a swimming pool, as well as a mosque, two blocks away from Ground Zero.

CBS and NBC nixed an ad opposing it from the National Republican Trust PAC that melded footage of the 9/11 attacks with sounds of Muslim prayer.

A recent poll showed a majority of New Yorkers oppose the plan. However, an aide in Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s City Hall hit back at Sarah, Tweeting:

“@SarahPalinUSA mind your business.”

“@SarahPalinUSA whose hearts? Racist hearts?”

Zing! The aide, Andrea Batista Schlesinger, deleted both tweets after posting them, with Bloomberg’s staff stating she was expressing her opinion alone.

She later explained: “Deleted post bc I regretted curt response. But fact is, I believe this city belongs to everyone – and no one more than another”

“Unlike @SarahPalinUSA, I was born here grew up here. Was showing off to a visitor today. Look at how beautiful and diverse my city is. I felt pain of 9/11, the trauma.”

“I got through it by believing in my city. Not through fear and hate.”

Bloomberg has defended the plan, arguing that blocking it would impinge on religious freedom, and has denounced calls to look into its funding.

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Justin Bieber owns the most-viewed video in YouTube history.

A movie about his life story is in the works.

Therefore, it should come as no surprise that the beloved singer is the latest subject for Bluewater Productions and its line of celebrity-based comic books.

Available in October, Fame: Justin Bieber will serve as a unique 32-page biography of the star, as it tells the story of his childhood and rise to stardom. The cover has captured his dashing good looks very well, hasn’t it?

Bieber joins Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner  and Kristen Stewart as celebs that have been featured in this series.

Click on the photos below for closer looks at their cover drawings:

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That whole schpiel about having more respect for golf in Tiger Woods’ public mea culpa? As insincere and manufactured as his pre-sex scandal image.

Not that he’s Mel Gibson, but when he unleashes a string of vulgarities like he did at the British Open this weekend, it can’t help his public perception.

The guy had no problems finding the hole for years – if you know what we mean! – but he’s struggling now! We mean his putting is way below average.

Woods, who finished tied for 23rd and has not won a tournament in 2010, is heard berating himself in the clip below: “Why the f–k did you do that?”

Pretty much what Elin Woods has been asking all year.

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As a former child actor and current TV host, Mario Lopez’s professional life has been chronicled by cameras — but now, the daddy-to-be’s domestic bliss will also shine in the spotlight in his new VH1 reality series. “It will showcase me juggling all the different jobs I have, and also taking this journey and being a new father,” Mario, who is expecting his first child with girlfriend Courtney Mazza this fall, told In Touch at club mur.mur in Atlantic City’s Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa on July 17. Though they’re certainly a cute couple, Mario and Courtney’s small-screen debut will not resemble that of other reality pairs. “It’s not like a ‘Nick and Jessica’ or ‘Tori and Dean.’ It’s more about seeing it through this guy’s eyes, and seeing how he balances work and family,” the Extra host explained, referring to once-married Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson’s romantic former MTV show, or Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott’s family-oriented Oxygen series. Despite promising to document his “crazy life,” Mario won’t allow the VH1 cameras in the delivery room. “If anybody’s going to be filming, it’ll be me, not anybody else!” he added.

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The second season of RuPaul’s Drag Race may be over, but many of the Logo hit’s favorite girls are back for summer school! Superstars like Jujubee, Pandora Boxx, and Raven return in RuPaul’s Drag U as professors on hand to help down-on-their-luck damsels become the determined divas they always had inside. “I show the pupils the ropes of transforming. And what better than a drag queen to do that!” seductive instructor Jujubee tells In Touch about Dean of Drag RuPaul’s unique process. The Drag Race alumni encounter tomboys, overworked mothers, single ladies and plus-sized women on the new series. “I had a great connection with everyone I worked with. Confidence is
something I didn’t have when I was younger, so helping these women become confident was really powerful for me,” Pandora Boxx says. Though the professors reveal a softer side on the show, with drag comes drama! A catfight nearly breaks out when close pals Jujubee and Raven clash over their students. “I had to tell her to get in check,” Raven adds. The queens aren’t the only celebs onboard – guest stars on the series include Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner and rock royalty Kelly Osbourne. To catch the premiere, tune into Logo on July 19 at 9 ET.

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The Hills may be over, but you can still see plenty of Audrina Patridge as the new face/body of the Fall 2010 line from Bongo jeans. It’s a prestigious honor.

Young celebs such as Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian have previously modeled the product, for which Audrina recently posed at Smashbox Studios in NYC.

“I am thrilled to be working with Bongo!” the 25-year-old said. “Generations of women, including my mom and sisters, have loved this iconic brand, and it’s exciting to be a part of something that is so classically cool, American.”

Bongo’s new line will be available at Sears and Kmart stores beginning in September. Check out the Audrina Patridge pictures below for a preview … although for a jeans campaign, there appears to be a strong emphasis on cleavage …

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