Robert Pattinson Calls Out Courtney Love, Refers to Singer as a “Dick”

July 13, 2010


In a new interview with Great Britain’s The Daily Mirror, Robert Pattinson touches on a number of topics.

We’ll get to those momentarily, but first props must be given to the actor for calling out Courtney Love.

Asked about the rumor that he was up for the role of Kurt Cobain in an upcoming biopic, Pattinson said he never considered it – and then blasted Love for her negative remarks (when she referred to that possibility as “stupid”) in April.

“You see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ’What the f*ck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ’I f*cking said no, you d*ck!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous.”

You go, boy!

Swoon Alert

Pattinson was also asked about similarities to Edward, along with his next movie, Bel Ami. Excerpts from the interview follow:

On identifying with Edward: It’s changed a bit in this film. In the first two, I guess there was his feeling that you can’t relate to anyone, or no one can relate to you. I was like, ’I never want to talk to anyone’. I used to feel like that when I was younger. I’ve grown up now.

On his next role: There’s something fun about Bel Ami, going from Edward to some guy who pretty much abuses women to get money out of them. Edward so wouldn’t approve – and I thought that was a funny irony.

On other career aspirations: I want to produce a film. It would be so satisfying to turn up to work and not have to go into costume or make-up. You stand behind the monitor and don’t even have the responsibility of the director.

On Kristen Stewart: I can’t wait to marry her.

JUST KIDDING with that last one! Wanted to see if you were paying attention.

DeAnna Pappas to Ali Fedotowsky: Pick Roberto!


Three great guys remain after last night’s hometown dates, and The Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky faces tougher and tougher decisions every week.

But former star DeAnna Pappas is totally on Team Roberto.

“They have so much chemistry,” she says of Ali and Roberto Martinez, whose time in his native Tampa, Fla., featured a (literal) trip around the bases.

“You can tell she really likes him,” DeAnna says. “When she gave him a hug and straddled him… He’s good looking and seems like the total package.”

“His family was wonderful and [Ali] seemed comfortable.”

An Ali Fedotowsky PictureRoberto Martinez Picture

Will the season end with an Ali Fedotowsky-Roberto Martinez engagement?

“Ali is still a little standoffish with everyone,” DeAnna Pappas adds, noting that the star seems nervous. “But for Roberto, I think, she’s coming around. They’re holding hands more, she’s cuddling more, and the kisses seem more natural.”

She also had high marks for Ali’s Cape Cod visit with Chris Lambton: “They had a nice little makeout session at the end. He climbs higher and higher in my book. I think the chemistry is growing, but at first it was hard to tell.”

“At least on Chris’ part … I think he’s a great candidate for The Bachelor.”

No arguments here.

“As much as I like Chris L., I don’t think she chooses him in the end,” Pappas adds. “I think Chris is the safer choice, but she’s infatuated with Roberto.”

As for the third man left standing, Frank Neuschaefer, DeAnna says run for it! “Frank is leading her on,” Pappas says. Where would she get that idea?

Who should Ali choose on The Bachelorette?

Tammy Lynn Michaels Aims Semi-Coherent Poem at Melissa Etheridge


First, Tammy Lynn Michaels was “blindsided” by her break-up with Melissa Etheridge.

Then, she was denied $25,000 in court this week to help her cover the legal fees of their split and upcoming custody battle.

Now, the scorned mother of two has penned a poem on her official website. It’s titled ulcers to gallbladder to pancreas to liver and then…? and, well, here it is:

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollar
need some help
need some honesty
need some real
call ‘er
no answer

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gallbladder
pancreas
liver
ulcers
MRIs
ultrasounds
gotta get it done
on pennies now?
somethings going on

gotta get a job
with barf bag in hand?
and leave my twins with who?
and with what babysitting money?

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollar

this too shall pass
cuz i believe in miracles
and
miracles look like rainbows.

oh. and we have to be out of our rental in 45 days.
man, i love a challenge.

It’s unclear what rhyme scheme this is in, but it’s apparent Michaels is suffering. Please give her some money, Melissa. At least to save us the pain of reading more of these missives.

Brock Kelly: Dating Ashley Greene!


We’re very sorry, Joe Jonas.

Multiple sources have confirmed that this singer is smitten with Ashley Greene, while others have reported: “Joe has been trying to date Ashley for awhile now, but it looks like it’s never going to work out for him.”

There’s a good reason, however, and it’s one Jonas doesn’t have to take seriously: Greene is spoken for! She’s actually been dating actor Brock Kelly, insiders say.

Brock Kelly PictureBusty Greene

“Ashley’s really falling for Brock, and he’s just as into her,” a friend told Star Magazine. “It’s new, but she thinks it could be the real thing.”

Kelly appeared last year on an episode of Supernatural. Based on the photo above, there’s something both super and natural about Greene, as well. Think about it.

Vince Vaughn and Kayla Weber: Expecting!


Vince Vaughn and Kayla Weber aren’t wasting any time.

The Wedding Crashers star and his wife of less than a year, Kayla Weber, are expecting a baby following their wedding in January, a source confirmed Tuesday.

Last September, Vaughn said after spending years as a bachelor, he was ready for his life to be about other things – like getting married and having a baby!

“It’s the first time that I really want to have kids,” he said.

A friend of the couple says the two, who have been together several years now, are “thrilled” about the news, and who can blame them? Kids rule.

Congratulations to the expectant couple!

Vince Vaughn, Wife

Total Twits: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Open Social Network Account for Son


You’re gonna have to step up your game, Kourtney Kardashian.

You’ve been surpassed as Hollywood’s most shameless mother.

Tori Spelling has actually opened up a Twitter account for her three-year old son, Liam. The attention-starved mother is publicizing it every chance she gets and updating its 14,000 followers with the latest one-liners from her tyke.

(In related news, 14,000 people REALLY need to get lives.)

Tori and Family

Follow THG on Twitter today! (Please, we can’t be losing to a three-year old.)

Among the Tweets “Liam” has posted:

“Mama the moon ate the sun and made it dark. Will he burp him up tomorrow so it’ll be a nice day?” and “I love making jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy.”

Of course, Liam’s main concern lies with his ailing father, as McDermott crashed his dirt bike earlier this month and is resting at home.

“Once Dean came home from the hospital, Liam told Dean, ‘You have to stay in bed. Doctor said you’re sick. You have a boo boo,’” Spelling told People. “Dean is slowly recovering. He has a long road ahead and is still in a lot of pain. He’s just taking it day by day, and the kids and I are good nurses!”

Justin and A-Rod: Friends With Benefits!


Cameron Diaz’s ex-boyfriend and her new man will be sharing the big screen when Alex Rodriguez makes his feature film debut in the upcoming romantic comedy Friends With Benefits — opposite Justin Timberlake! JT and Mila Kunis play friends who have no-strings-attached sex with each other — until complications ensue. No word on whether A-Rod will be one of those complications, but Variety reports that the movie’s producers will work around the New York Yankees slugger’s baseball schedule. Although she’s been dating A-Rod for months, Cameron remains close to her ex Justin, who she’ll co-star with in the comedy Bad Teacher. She recently told Harper’s Bazaar, “Justin and I have laughed together for years. He is the funniest guy,” and says she and her ex “have a natural rhythm” on set. Hopefully, A-Rod and Justin will also have that rhythm — the new Bruce, Demi and Ashton, anyone?

Kristin Cavallari: The Hills is Basically All Fake


Say it ain’t so … even though we already basically knew! Kristin Cavallari confesses that the relationships you see on The Hills are – gasp – not exactly real. At all.

“Nothing you see on TV is real,” the 23-year-old tells People.

“Fans need to understand that it’s all entertainment,” she adds. “It’s all in fun. I would never actually put my close friends or a real relationship on a show.”

Right … why would a reality show be at all real. Obviously. Gotta love throwing your employer under the bus so blatantly. LeBron James would be proud.

That’s basically what’s going on here.

After almost a whole season in which Kristin has pined longingly for her ex Brody Jenner, she confesses that just maybe, that wasn’t completely genuine.

Cavallari, K., Pic

FAKING IT: Kristin does with all the guys. On The Hills, that is.

Gee, you’re kidding. Maybe we would be caught more off guard if we didn’t know he was dating Avril Lavigne and she was with cameraman Miguel Medina.

There was also the whole Justin-Bobby thing from last season, which we were expected to buy, as if she would ever hang out with that loser in real life.

But we digress.

It was the “lightheartedness” that drew her back to reality TV after Laguna Beach, she says: “I was hurt by the way I was portrayed on Laguna Beach.”

“So I took a break from that kind of stuff … But when I decided to come back and do The Hills, I told myself that it’s just a job. It’s all work. It’s all fun.”

Indeed. Just don’t take it the slightest bit seriously.

She says she won’t dish further out of respect for fans: “I have such great fans, and I think a lot of them take the show seriously,” Kristin Cavallari says.

“I don’t want to change their views,” the supposed vixen adds. “Besides, since I want to be a producer, I don’t want to give away any production secrets.”

Producer of what? Cavallari has two reality shows in the works:“One will have similarities to The Hills, and one about fashion with some competition.”

As far tonight’s The Hills series finale goes, it doesn’t sound like Cavallari has any regrets about her two-season stint on the long-running bogus MTV show.

“I feel like we all ended on a high note, we all had a great time, and I plan to stay friends with pretty much everyone,” she says – including Lauren Conrad.

“I just saw Lauren on Saturday at The Hills wrap party,” Cavallari says. “It was good to see her. When we see each other, we say hi and catch up a bit.”

Angelina’s Brad tattoo mystery solved?


Angelina Jolie recently showed off her new inner thigh tattoo in a Vanity Fair photo shoot, but was unusually coy when asked about her new ink, telling MTV, “Um, it’s for Brad.” Now it appears that jezebel.com may have uncovered what the tattoo says — and what it means. A Jezebel reader theorizes, “I think it reads ‘Whiskey Bravo.’ My logic: She says: ‘Um, it’s for Brad.’ Brad’s real name is William Bradley Pitt. According to the alphabet the military uses, William Bradley = Whiskey Bravo.”

Jacqueline Laurita on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: We Are a Disgrace!


Love and light. Stay in the positive, bitch! – Ashley Holmes to Danielle Staub

Last night, Bravo offered up an unbeWEAVEable episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The utter insanity was highlighted by a fight between Danielle Staub and Tersea Giudice, culminating in Ashley Holmes – the 19-year old daughter of Jacqueline Laurita – yanking out Staub’s hair extension.

The writers of this installment deserve an Emmy, though Holmes posted this week on her Facebook page yesterday: “YIKES… not one of my finest moments in life.”

Weave Me Alone

Police were called to the scene of the chaos, which was filmed months ago.

Therefore, Laurita has had time to reflect on the events and Tweeted late last week:

“It’s like at train-wreck you can’t look away from… We are a disgrace! It’s bad. Shameful but… a little bit humorous, dare I say, in parts. Hope we can still be friends. Lol!”

Friends?!? Bravo likely just gave you all raises and lifetime contracts. Go out and celebrate! We know where you can find a good coke whore for the occasion…

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