Taylor Momsen on Miley Cyrus Comparisons: Shut the Eff Up!

July 11, 2010


Miley Cyrus may be a colossal disappointment for a variety of reasons, but at least she doesn’t curse, smoke or look like a raccoon at all times.

The same can’t be said for Gossip Girl cast member Taylor Momsen.

Speaking to FHM UK this week, the 16-year old lashed out at critics that compare her to Miley, making it very clear that she doesn’t see any similarities between the pair.

“I’m not looking to be Miley f*cking Cyrus,” Momsen said. “I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.”

Taylor M.Miles in Concert

Momsen and Cyrus may both act and sing, but that’s pretty much where the comparisons end. The former fronts rock band The Pretty Reckless, while the latter is nothing more than a Britney Spears wannabe at this point.

Still, Taylor feels a need to distance herself from Miley, adding: “I think the Disney bubblegum shit that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression.”

It’s unclear what that actually means, but Gossip Girl fans have made their opinion of Momsen and her character well-known: Jenny Humphrey has been written out of most of next season on the show.

Good riddance.

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher: Married!


Looks like July 10 was quite the day for celebrity weddings.

John Krasinski married Emily Blunt in Italy, while LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony tied the knot in NYC. But they weren’t the only stars to exchange vows.

In Greensboro, Ga., Carrie Underwood married Mike Fisher!

The Grammy-winning singer and the NHL player wed at the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, with more than 250 guests on hand to witness the bliss.

“We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!” the pair said.

Mike Fisher and Carrie UnderwoodMike Fisher and Carrie Underwood Picture

The soon-to-be-newlyweds at this year’s Grammy Awards.

During the ceremony, which featured the couple’s favorite Bible verses and classical music, the bride walked down the aisle in a Monique Lhuillier lace gown.

Security was tight, with the property closed to anyone not working at the hotel or instrumental in making the Carrie Underwood-Mike Fisher nuptials happen.

Even the road leading into the hotel was closed to traffic.

Speaking of privacy, the newlyweds were scheduled to spend their first night together as husband and wife in the Ritz’s 5,400-square-foot Presidential House.

After Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher got engaged last December after about a year together. Now they can get crackin’ on that big family she wants!

Congratulations to the amazing and happy couple!

John Mayer to Play in Cleveland … and South Beach


For all his douchebag tendencies, John Mayer deserves credit for the creative way he just announced his upcoming tour dates, spoofing LeBron James in the process.

Proving LeBron isn’t the only narcissistic star who can self-importantly declare where he’ll be playing, John posted a video announcing he is taking his talents to Ohio.

Here’s one performer who will never betray you, Cleveland!

So as not to disappoint fans in other cities, of course, he will also be heating up South Beach. And New York. And New Jersey. And Seattle. Gotta share the love!

The singer-songwriter notes that while his high school career may not have equaled that of LeBron James, he did once score rather impressively in a movie theater …

LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony: Married!


It’s (finally) official! After a five-year engagement, actress/MTV VJ LaLa Vazquez and NBA star Carmelo Anthony married in New York City Saturday night.

Adorably, their 3-year-old son, Kiyan, escorted them to the altar.

About 320 people, including pals Kim Kardashian and Ciara, were on hand to watch LaLa walk down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown, adorned with flowers.

Carmelo proposed in 2005 with an 8-carat cushion-cut diamond, but later added 2 1/2-more carats with two matching wedding bands, worth $200,000.

“They are ready to party!” Kevin Osbourne, who led the band that played during dinner, said. “A lot of soul and R&B. Michael Jackson to Stevie Wonder.”

DJ Clue was also scheduled to spin.

Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vazquez Photo

Congratulations to Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vazquez!

In the run-up to the big day, LaLa Vazquez joked that wedding planning was wearing her out, even though planner Mindy Weiss was handing the details.

“I’m seeing the pre-wedding stress increase… The guest list went from this to that [indicating larger]. I’m trying to control it. It’s, like, over the top now!”

Glad it worked out. Congratulations to the happy couple!

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt: Married!


Jim and Pam on The Office are finally married in real life.

Just not to each other.

A week after Jenna Fischer and Lee Kirk tied the knot, her on-screen husband John Krasinski wed actress Emily Blunt on Saturday in a private ceremony.

The couple wed at the Villa D’este in Como. The couple had been staying at George Clooney’s nearby Lake Como estate since the 4th of July weekend.

Clooney and his girlfriend, Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis, attended the outdoor ceremony honoring The Office and The Devil Wars Prada stars.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

Congratulations to the newlyweds, John and Emily!

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, who have been tight-lipped about their romance from day one, began dating in 2008 and got engaged in August 2009.

Happy Birthday, Octomom!


Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez, better known as just Nadya Suleman, or just the drain on society we call Octomom, is 35 today. Happy birthday, we guess!

The California lady gave birth to octuplets in January 2009, only the second full set to be born alive in the United States. Oh, and she had six children prior to that.

And no job, and no partner.

No wonder she’s living hand-to-mouth. Free advice to all you unemployed single ladies out there – think twice before having 14 children via IVF. You’re welcome.

So congratulations, Nads, on one more year of bilking taxpayers! Many happy returns! Click to enlarge some gems from our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures:

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