Eilat Anschel: Dating Lindsay Lohan?

July 4, 2010


It looks like Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend, and you’d better not mess with the troubled actress now, because her girl will totally whomp your a$$!

Eilat Anschel, a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, met Lindsay a while back in L.A., and has been spotted with the train wreck a bunch lately.

Lindsay and Eilat, who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army, have been “getting pretty serious” over the last month, according to reports.

One source says the head case began using Eilat Anschel as a “shoulder to cry on” during the probation / bail / ankle monitor drama, then things evolved.

Pretty much how it always happens.

Eilat Anschel and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Eilat Anschel on the way to the movies. Parliaments, energy drinks and Eclipse … now that’s a date night! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

So all is right with the world of LiLo, right? Wrong. People close to her say that the struggling celeb, who just turned 24, is falling too hard, too fast.

Her pals understate the problem as such: “It’s not the healthiest relationship in the world.” The friends say Linds is totally obsessing over the chick.

Lohan was most recently linked to photographer Indrani and famously dated / had nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson for an extended period of time.

Will the fire for this newfound female love interest last?

We’d further criticize her lifestyle, clubbing nightly and such, and/or point out that this is destined to fail, but we don’t wanna get on Eilat’s bad side.

Here’s wishing the happy couple a lifetime of happiness!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a Father; Mother Unknown!


An early World Cup exit may have plunged Cristiano Ronaldo into an existential crisis, but Portugal’s national team captain does have other reasons to smile.

The soccer stud announced today that he recently became the father of a baby boy, born in June to an anonymous American – and he has exclusive custody!

Unfortunately, the mother is not Kim Kardashian.

The news appeared on the website of his employer, Real Madrid, and Ronaldo’s Twitter and Facebook pages, and does not appear to be a hoax … we think.

“It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy,” read the statement from Ronaldo, who is 25 and unmarried.

Ronaldo

HAPPY BABY DADDY: While it’s not surprising in the least that Ronaldo impregnated some random girl, the fact that he has sole custody comes out of nowhere.

“With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son,” added the world’s highest paid soccer star.

“I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are,” Cristiano Ronaldo added.

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha says Ronaldo’s mother and sisters were completing the paperwork necessary to bring the child to Portugal.

Ronaldo, whose penchant for group sex and hookers is as well documented as his on-field mastery, sure knows how to score around a goaltender.

Congratulations to the new, proud papa!

U-S-A! U-S-A!


Give it up for the United States of America, 234 years young today! On this awesome Independence Day, we dish out props to the nation where dreams come true.

Let’s hear it for the red, white and blue …

Go USA Go!

FEEL THE PRIDE: Freedom at its best/worst. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The great Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt either just ran a 5K, or think that the Revolutionary War took place in 1880-1881. We’d put money on the latter.

Tammy Lynn Michaels Fires Back at Melissa Etheridge Following Official Split


It’s not a happy Fourth of July for Tammy Lynn Michaels.

The day after singer Melissa Etheridge filed papers to official end their partnership, Michaels took to her blog and said she was “blindsided” by the decision. She wrote:

gentle waves / no noise for awhile / or maybe gentle voices and / SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!! / FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! / even though we both promised / agreed / handshook / pinkyswore / no filing until after the tour / in the fall.

Her broken promises / told to me by/headlines / i’m raising the kids / doing what i can / second set of yours.

Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels Picture

Etheridge cited “irreconcileable differences” as the reason for their break-up. She asked that the court not to award Michaels, who gave birth to the couple’s kids in 2006, any financial support.

Michaels may needs to hit up Elin Woods for a loan.