Hollywood Blows

We mean this with all due respect, but perhaps Kristen Stewart should quit acting. She really doesn’t seem to enjoy the spotlight, does she?

Aside from making inappropriate comments (such as comparing the paparazzi to rapists, which she quickly apologized for), the actress comes across as painfully awkward in interviews. It’s refreshing, but it’s also just strange.

Now, in an interview with British magazine Hello!, Stewart admits that she has serious fear of fame. Especially fame at the level she’s achieved.

“I don’t feel very comfortable on the red carpet,” she said. “I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they’re fans, but I think about them turning on me.”

Kristen says she “struggles to keep myself from crying” during public appearances and shows many signs of social anxiety disorder, a legitimate phobia that is triggered by perceived scrutiny from those around you.

There is good news for Stewart: at least she can go home and have Robert Pattinson hold her tightly every evening.

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Loyal Twi-hards aren’t the only ones who want Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s real-life romance to be as epic as their alter-egos – their Eclipse boss is hoping the same. Though Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have never confirmed that they’re a couple, producer Wyck Godfrey told Time magazine that one of his fears is that they’ll break up! “The thing I do think about is, Oh my God, I hope they stay together,” he said. “Because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It’s like, Wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. That’s what affects my day-to-day.”

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Despite his legal attempts to do so, Jeremy London cannot stop his family from speaking out about his recent troubles. A judge in Los Angeles Superior
Court denied the Party of Five actor’s request to obtain restraining orders against his mother and brother Jason, citing the first amendment. Jeremy made headlines last month when he claimed he was kidnapped by a pack of thugs and forced to take drugs. After Jeremy’s fellow actor twin publicly pled for him to seek psychological help, the star turned to the legal system to silence his family, claiming their comments were “false” and “misleading.”

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We swear we’re not making this up.

In what would likely rival Real Housewives star LuAnn de Lesseps for worst musical offering of the year, Kate Gosselin is looking to add singer to her resume!

The reality star is reportedly itching to deliver a Christmas album chock full of religious-y tunes – with her eight adorable kids on backing vocals no less.

“Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and her kids,” a record exec says. “She sees herself as a modern day Maria from The Sound of Music.”

LOL. Wasn’t Maria really nice, though?

EARS WILL BLEED: Kate Gosselin wants to break into the music biz. Wonder what the kids’ psychiatrist will say about that. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“Don’t be fooled,” a friend of Kate’s adds. “Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her 15 minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it.”

“After all, it’s Kate that’s putting the food on the table for all those children.”

Nice dig at Jon Gosselin there, friend.

Reality TV star twice over, View guest host, author, dancer, mother of eight and now singer? Where does she find the time … to get that bad Botox?

Shockingly, Kate has yet to score a coveted record deal, but we wouldn’t bet against her. As long as her singing’s better than her dancing, that is.

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Dean McDermott is only famous because he’s married to Tori Spelling and the couple exploits its cute children on a nauseating, utterly contrived reality show. It’s rather disgusting.

Still, we wish no physical harm on McDermott, which is why we hope he recovers quickly from this week’s dirt bike accident. As of this writing, he’s in the intensive care unit of a California hospital with a punctured and collapsed lung.

“He’s in a lot of pain,” Spelling said, adding that her husband has finally concluded his adventurous hobby isn’t worth such consequences. “He’s taking this as a sign and realizing family is too important to risk his life.”

McDermott was taken to a Los Angeles hospital after crashing on Tuesday. He was bleeding severly at the scene, but was fortunately able to Tweet:

Thanks for the well wishes. A collapsed lung is no fun, and is a lengthy heal. Feeling pretty bad today. Day 2 is always the worst.

With Dean injured, we’ll refrain from asking the obvious question here: Who on earth is following Dean McDermott on Twitter?!?!?

Because Tori and her man had often argued about his dirt biking riding, she relayed the exchanged they shared soon after she arrived by his hospital bed:

“When I first saw him he just softly said ‘I’m so sorry.’” I just held his hand and cried. That’s when he said, ‘I’ll never do this again. You and the kids mean everything to me.’ “

The married pair has two kids: Liam 3; and Stella, 2.

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She has two Ks in her name and two Ds in her chest.

Therefore, it’s only appropriate for there to now be twice the Kim Kardashian in New York City.

The professional celebrity posed alongside her fake doppleganger in Madame Tussauds today, following her blog entry that hyped the honor of receiving a wax statue in the iconic museum.

Kim says the feeling of standing next to yourself is “surreal.”

We say it’s incredible how the wax figure looks more life-like than Kardashian herself. There’s little doubt it has more personality.

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Sit down, female readers. Stop operating heavy machinery. We have troubling news:

Justin Bieber may have a girlfriend. We have reason to believe the shaggy-haired stud is back together with Caitlin Beadles. Here’s why:

In mid-June, we know Bieber was in the Bahamas, Tweeting photos of himself and Kim Kardashian. On June 6, meanwhile, Beadles Tweeted the following: Bahamas here I come!!!!

A few days later, she took it a step further with: What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas!

Elsewhere, the above tabloid cover hints at a “secret girlfriend” for Bieber.

Add all this up and do you  get a definitive relationship? Of course not. But you might get a strong enough possibility for millions of women around the globe to hit the bottle tonight.

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Mel Gibson told the mother of his child, Oksana Grigorieva, that she looks like “a f*king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault.”

Seriously. He was caught on tape.

The always upstanding actor was secretly recorded by Oksana in the midst of their breakup and custody battle. The words “whore” and “c**t” were also used.

Sickening stuff, honestly.

The tapes were submitted by Oksana Grigorieva to the judge in the custody battle over their baby daughter, which has grown increasingly contentious lately.

Mel Gibson: Even more of a disgrace than thought!

They were recorded prior to May, when Mel and Oksana reached a custody deal – one that since fell apart, with her accusing him of being a deadbeat dad.

Oksana, who says she has incendiary emails she kept from Gibson, has also accused Mel of punching her in the face during a heated January altercation.

We’d like to believe that it’s more complicated than this, that there are two sides to the story, that there’s a chance Gibson is innocent of any wrongdoing.

We’re not inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, however.

After all, this disgraceful human being once said, after being busted for DUI, “f**king Jews … The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

His description of Oksana Grigorieva above? Par for course for pure scum.

Follow the jump for more choice excerpts from Mel’s racist rant …

“How dare you act like such a b!tch when I have been so f**king nice. I am going to come and burn the f**king house down … but you will blow me first.”

“Look what you did to me … look what you are … look what every part of you is … f**king fake … f**king fake. You are the most synthetic person.”

“Who the f**k are you?”

Who the f**k goes to see a Mel Gibson film after this is more like it.

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She’s only 17, but when it comes to her hair, Miley Cyrus is a first-class diva. According to an insider, Miley spent more than $24,000 on her recent extensions, importing the hair from Italy and flying out her New York stylist, Kristina Barricelli from Gemini 14 salon, to LA to do the ’do.’ “Miley bought the best hair possible, and then had it dyed to match hers exactly,” says the insider. “Her hair is an investment.”

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