Report: Britney Spears Longs For Adnan Ghalib

June 24, 2010


Are Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, her former boyfriend, shady paparazzi member and convicted felon, secretly in contact? That’s the rumor going around.

One Jamie Spears is likely to flip his $h!t over.

According to Us Weekly, a “miserable” Britney Spears has been “sneaking calls” to Adnan, whose stint dating the singer immediately preceded her meltdowns.

In late 2007, her whirlwind, usually pants-less romance with Adnan began. In early 2008, Britney was hospitalized twice, involuntarily, after psychotic episodes.

Her dad dispatched Adnan on her behalf soon after.

Contemplating LifeBritney Spears, Adnan Ghalib Picture

BAD-NAN: Britney and her ex-boyfriend in the old daze.

Yet Spears’ secret chats persist, the magazine says, in spite of a restraining order against Adnan Ghalib and her current relationship with beau Jason Trawick.

What could they even be talking about?

“She says she’s not living the life she wants,” a source tells Us of the 28-year-old, who remains under Jamie’s conservatorship, and definitely looks miserable.

Despite the star’s seemingly content life of not wearing bras and going shopping with Jason, a source says “she really wants to be back together with Adnan.”

Now that’s a reunion that would be toxic.

Kate Gosselin to Guest Host The View Again


Kate Gosselin is returning to The View.

The reality mom, who has guest-hosted in the past, returns next Friday, July 2 to discuss tanning without sun, summer food and red, white & blue outfits.

Obviously.

Sounds pretty great. The 35-year-old subbed in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck when she was out on maternity leave for a few days in 2009, and appeared again in March.

Kate

CONSTANT VIEW: Kate Gosselin is always on the tube.

She also stars on TLC’s Kate Plus 8 every Sunday night, and will soon premiere her new reality show Twist of Kate. That’s a lot of Kate Gosselin on TV these days.

No doubt Jon Gosselin is jealous.

“It would be nice to have a job on television again,” he recently said. “I’m not so sure about reality. I’m just exploring my options right now, meeting with certain people about different ideas. I can’t talk about it; you have to stay tuned.”

Can we pass?

Al Gore Won’t Be Charged in Alleged Sexual Assault; Mistress Describes V.P.’s Nasty Moves Anyway


An Oregon massage therapist’s claim of “unwanted sexual contact” by former Vice President Al Gore has been dismissed by authorities, citing lack of evidence.

The Multnomah County District Attorney’s office said it would not pursue the Al Gore sexual assault claim, but not before the police report was leaked online.

The woman originally claimed Gore “moaned, groaned and moved” like a “crazed sex poodle” and delivered a “come hither” stare … you may vomit on cue.

The alleged victim told detectives Gore attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand … you know.

Gore, who recently split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage, fed her chocolate and attempted to coerce her to the bedroom to listen to a Pink song.

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The National Enquirer broke the story of the woman’s alleged Al Gore sex attack, which she reported four years ago and police revisited last year. He was not charged.

But police, for reasons unknown, investigated the case further in 2009. According to the masseuse, it began as Gore booked a massage, saying “Call me Al.”

On her arrival at Portland’s up-market Hotel Lucia, Al stretched out his arms to wrap her into an embrace before purposefully dimming the lights, she said.

“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking,” she claimed. “The hug went on a bit too long and I was a bit taken aback by it. If it weren’t Al Gore I would have seriously questioned the situation right there.”

In police documents, which identify “Mr. Stone aka Gore, Al” as the person of interest, the woman claims Gore said he wanted his inner thigh worked on.

“I was taught that a massage of the adductors could cause an involuntary erection,” she said, later, for some reason, adding, “I even voted for him in the last election, although in truth I was more accurately voting against Bush.”

She said, “When I began doing the requested abdominal area he became vocal with muffled moans, etc. He began demanding that I go lower and massaging on the abdominal area. I was shocked. He further insisted and acted angry.”

Describing herself as a Licensed Massage Therapist, the woman said she “went into much deeper shock as it appeared he was demanding sexual favors.”

The woman recounted a harrowning story of Gore progressing from moaning loudly during a massage, to launching a crazed attack, before breaking it off.

He lured her into the bedroom where he threw himself on top of her, it was also alleged: “He was moaning, groaning, moving in a very suggestive way.”

When the session was over, the woman said she left the room to wash her hands. But Gore came over and “caressed my back, and buttocks and breasts.”

She said, “I squirmed to try to get out of his grasp telling him to stop.” She told the former V.P. that he was a “crazy sex poodle,” to which he giggled.

“He then forced an open mouth kiss on me. I pushed back and said, ‘Stop it. You’re being way too frisky.’ I was distressed and shocked and terrified.”

She managed to throw Gore off her body, she claimed, until he grabbed her hand and then started singing along to Pink’s song “Dear Mr. President.”

She then asked him, “Just how long where you whacked out after the election? “He replied ‘six-and-a-half years so far,’ just giggling his head off.”

As Gore, who has also been accused of having an affair with Laurie David, kept trying to have sex with her, the woman says she responded as such:

“I told him he would just have to take matters into his own hands.”

Not to be denied, the ex-Veep “pleaded, grabbed me… tongue kissed me… rubbed himself against my crotch saying, ‘You know you want to do it.’”

She claimed she managed to break away from Gore and leave the hotel, and at home “took a long, long warm shower and brushed my teeth for a long time to get out the Grand Marnier and Al Gore’s tongue and germs out of my mouth.”

In a moment Bill Clinton could probably sympathize with, the woman said she also noticed stains on the front of her pants, at which point “I wondered if it was soap or bodily fluids from Gore pushing up against me repeatedly,” she said.

Those pants were saved in a bank safe deposit box, along with a chocolate bar with his fingerprints as evidence, she says. But her story is full of holes.

She also described why she didn’t run out the room, claiming she was scared that if she did she would be shot or tased by the politician’s security detail.

However, when Detective Cheryl Daul, of Portland Police, questioned the masseuse, she later admitted she saw no security in or near the hotel suite.

The woman told investigators she did not want to make money from this, but the National Enquirer says she is trying to sell the story for $1 million.

The interview transcript revealed police appeared to trip her up when asking about payment, after she claimed Gore reached for a pocket to pay her.

When the police persisted in this line of questioning, the woman realized that in the version of the story she had just told, Gore was in a bathrobe.

The case was not pursued “because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegation. Gore has not yet commented.

Miley Cyrus: I Empower Women!


Note to Miley Cyrus: if you have to say you’re a role model, you’re probably not a role model.

In a new interview with MTV News, Cyrus says she empowers young women – or at least tries to. Referring to new songs such as “Can’t Be Tamed” and “Liberty Walk,” the 17-year who hates wearing pants says:

“It’s just about freeing yourself from anything you think is holding you back. And I think that’s really important, especially for girls, because so many people are told, ‘No, you can’t do something,’ or, ‘You need to be this because Mom and Dad say that, teachers say this.’”

Yes, Miles, sometimes mom, dad, teachers and grown-ups with actual life experiences know better than their 15-year old daughters. Almost at all times, in fact.

Empowering?

Miley’s truly profound, not remotely cliched advice for her young fans?

“Really think about what you want to do for the rest of your life. There’s a short amount of time, when you think about it, and no day needs to go by wasted.”

It’s true. Why bother wasting that time by putting on clothing, right, Miley?

THG’s feelings on Cyrus are quite well-known. So let’s turn this over to our readers: Do you think Miley is an empowering figure for young girls?

Unreleased Michael Jackson Photos to Be Auctioned


A set of unseen Michael Jackson pictures is reportedly set to be sold at auction later this year, and miraculously, Joe Jackson doesn’t even have a hand in it!

French photographer Arno Bani had the opportunity to photograph Michael some time back, and now ready to begin auctioning off the unpublished shots.

In December 2010, the unreleased Michael Jackson pictures will go up for sale. The set is reportedly comprised of 12 unique photos such as the one below.

The auction is being held by Pierre Bergé & Associés, which will release the catalog in October. The entertainment icon passed away a year ago tomorrow.

We have no clue what the auction will bring in, but also up for sale are contact boards of the photo session along with pics personally selected by Jackson.

New Michael Jackson Photo

This is among the previously unseen MJ pics up for auction. Interested?

Eclipse Cast Talks Werewolf Genitalia, Looks Attractive, Premieres Clip on Jimmy Kimmel Special


Jimmy Kimmel hosted an ABC special titled “Total Eclipse of the Heart” last night.

The program featured all members of the Twilight Saga cast, as Robert Pattinson took a break from filming Water for Elephants and reunited with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and other co-stars who have been circling the globe promoting the film.

Among the topics touched on during the one-hour special:

  • Pattinson teasing Lautner over the lack of werewolf penises, saying: “If you look carefully, it’s a little easter egg in the film, the censors wouldn’t let the wolves have genitalia.”
  • Xavier Samuel telling a story about how a raccoon bit him during shooting in Vancouver.
  • Kimmel refusing to take sides, joking: “My heart says Team Edward, but my head says Team Jacob – and then my stomach says Hot Pocket.”
  • Lautner admitting that a Great White Shark would kill a werewolf in battle.
  • Lautner and Stewart talking about swimming with sharks and doing karaoke with Miley Cyrus while on their international press tour.

Jimmy Kimmel Special

Cast members from Jersey Shore also re-enacted scenes from the Twilight Saga, as they previewed a parody titled “Friggin Twilight.” Funny, funny stuff.

We’ve included photos of The Situation, Snooki and others in character below, along with more of Rob, Kristen and friends. Following them? Oh yes, A NEW CLIP FROM ECLIPSE! Enjoy…

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Bryce PhotoThe Taylor SmilePauly as JacobRob on StageJersey Shore as Twilight

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Jessica Simpson: New Kid on the Block


Proving she is her own best model, and that you never know what you’re going to get from the Jessica Simpson pictures you find on a given day, the alleged singer and actress showed off vintage New Kids on the Block T-shirt.

The occasion was her promoting her new line of jeans in N.Y.C., and the soon-to-be 30-year-old cutie paired the items with a slick black blazer.

What do you think of her latest fashion statement? Vote below!

New Kid on the Block

Jessica Simpson’s New Kids on the Block shirt is

Vanessa Bryant Hates on Khloe Kardashian, Shows Taste


Vanessa Bryant does not have good taste in men.

She’s married to a professional basketball player that cares more about individual glory than team success – and who cheated on her multiple times, once with a woman who allegedly wasn’t entirely a willing participant.

But at least Kobe’s wife can spot an attention-starved phony when she sees one, as reports indicate Vanessa has serious issues with Khloe Kardashian.

A source told In Touch Weekly that “she won’t sit anywhere near Khloé at Lakers games… at a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn’t want to invite Khloe.”

Mrs. Kobe BryantMrs. Odom

What Jake and Vienna feud?!? It’s on for Vanessa Bryant and Khloe Kardashian!

Vanessa has told friends that Khloe is a “fake wife,” who only married Lamar Odom for reality show ratings and tickets to events such as a championship parade.

We clearly agree, but Vanessa might wanna look in the mirror before making accusations. This is the same woman that has happily stood by her unfaithful husband’s side, yet gladly accepted the $4 million diamond ring he got her after his cheating was confirmed.

This may be an impossible question, but whose side are you on in this feud?

Adriana Lima Defines Sexiness


You might look amazing in lingerie, Gisele, but your post-baby body has competition from a long-time rival.

Adriana Lima is stepping up her game in the Spanish edition of V magazine, posing topless and defining what’s sexy – literally!

“To me, it is all about confidence in yourself both physically and mentally. But you also have to have a slightly playful attitude about everything,” she says.

We’d like to be playful with Adriana… if you know what we mean!

Topless for V

Also, Lima was asked about the sexiest thing in her closet and when she wears it. She replied: “Lingerie… morning, noon and night.”

Really, look here, she’s not kidding!

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi: The Evolution of a Fake Relationship


Since it was so obvious The Bachelor stars Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were a terrible match, few were caught off guard by their breakup this week.

The way their entire “relationship” (term used more loosely than Vienna’s morals) has played out since The Bachelor finale has us wondering, however:

Has the whole thing been a sham?

Sources close to the pair say Vienna’s quotes in Star are true, and Jake is a prude who hasn’t been intimate with her in months. But there’s more …

“They haven’t even been a real couple for a while,” an insider tells E! Online, adding, “They’ve been pretty much playing it up in front of the cameras.”

Why do such a thing? “Because they both want to be famous, and it’s good for their reputations and the reputation of the show [The Bachelor].”

A Jake and Vienna Picture

While we’re not willing to suggest flat-out that Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi staged their relationship, this theory might explain

  • Why Vienna had an interview lined up with Star to announce how she painfully, gut-wrenchingly broke up with Jake … a whole day earlier.
  • The couple’s over-the-top PDA and previous reports that Vienna is a stalker, especially while Jake was shooting Dancing With the Stars.
  • The pair going out of their way to prove to the world they were really in love, then reap the rewards (big PR) of a very public breakup.

Here’s an addendum to that last bullet point. ABC says in a statement that “Jake and Vienna will be doing a joint interview for ABC to air shortly.”

More Jake and Vienna on TV. Who would have guessed.

In his cover story in People, Jake Pavelka continues to play the victim, saying there were “trust issues” between himself and his fake fiancee. The star adds:

“I’m still the same guy that believes in love. What I’ve learned is, it doesn’t matter if you love somebody – that doesn’t fill 95 percent of the relationship.”

So five percent of a relationship is love? What’s the rest, fake photo ops and trying to get on every reality TV show? Great priorities. No wonder he won’t put out.