Devon James: Tiger Woods Knows He’s the Dad!

June 20, 2010


Sitting in third place and poised to make a run at his 15th major championship at the U.S. Open, this could be a Father’s Day to remember for Tiger Woods.

Maybe he can even give the trophy to his love child with Devon James!

The porn star mistress who claims Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son says he knows all about the kid, and even sent presents for the boy in the past.

Reports that he fathered a child with Devon James surfaced last week, courtesy of claims by the mistress herself, but were refuted by James’ own mother.

Devon’s mom says a DNA test disproves claims that Tiger is the father.

However, Devon says no such test exists, and went and filed a paternity action suit against Woods in which she demands a paternity test, on Thursday.

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Kid kinda does look like Tiger. Just saying.

A rep for James tells us the filing shouldn’t surprise Tiger, either, since she told him about Austin T. James (T is for Tiger, obviously) back in August 2008.

He even gave him some swag a month later, she says.

James’ rep says Tiger Woods got Devon James got pregnant in 2000, and she didn’t see the golfer again until 2006, when he paid $2,000 for a threesome.

At that time, she was scared to tell Woods about the kid because she “thought he would take her son away from her.” Laughable, but the story continues:

They began seeing each other (naked) again from 2006-2008, the rep says, and James told Tiger about her son, and that he was the father, in August ’08.

Tiger didn’t really acknowledge James’ claim, but when they saw each other a month later, Tiger brought golf clubs, a hat, and a bracelet “for your son.”

Anyone buying it?

Lindsay Lohan: Drinking or Not?


When Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM ankle monitor went off, we assumed she was drinking or tampering with it. Yet her lawyer swears a test proves she was clean.

On the flip side, Judge Marsha Revel revoked Lindsay’s bail immediately, issued a bench warrant and set the actress/train wreck’s bail at another $100,000.

Why would she do that if Lohan were so clean?

The legitimacy of Lindsay’s latest test, cited by her lawyer as proof that she is “doing great at being clean and sober,” has obviously drawn some skepticism.

Yesterday, Radar Online reported that Lindsay’s blood-alcohol level was between .03-.04 when her ankle monitor went off at a post-MTV Movie Awards bash.

Under the legal limit, absolutely. But if that’s true, she also had a drink or two, in violation of the court’s order – and how would she then pass a urinalysis?

Time.

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Lindsay clubbing this weekend. Obviously. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It’s possible, even likely, that she would have a .00 BAC the morning after drinking, even relatively early. You sober up, alcohol leaves your system. Boom.

Says Kathleen Brown of the Alcohol Monitoring Services:

“That is precisely the reason judges order 24/7 alcohol monitoring, and the reason that this judge ordered both random drug tests and SCRAM in this case.”

“Alcohol metabolizes quickly, and is very difficult to catch in random tests. Random tests are good at [detecting] drugs, as residual indicators last longer.”

So if the much-touted test was performed even a few hours after the alleged violation, it might show a perfectly clean Lindsay Lohan. The SCRAM don’t lie.

Brown also notes that in the case of Lindsay Lohan, “drug and alcohol testing were not conditions of probation. They were conditions of the court for bond.”

“The court is managing the drug and alcohol testing,” but as they pertain to her previous legal woes, “results are not determinant of probation violations.”

We just wonder what bad excuse Lindsay will use.

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet: Divorced


It’s official. LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet, who split up last year under scandalous circumstances and reached a settlement in December, are divorced.

In March 2009, reports that the country star was having a steamy affair with actor Eddie Cibrian, also married, surfaced in celebrity gossip publications.

Both denied it at first, but it was very much legitimate.

Videos obtained by Us Weekly confirmed that after co-starring in the Lifetime film Northern Lights, Rimes and Cibrian became involved romantically.

They are still a couple right now, as a matter of fact.

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LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet have called it a marriage.

Sheremet and Rimes married in 2002. Cibrian and his wife, Brandi Glanville, the mother of his two sons, are also in the process of finalizing their divorce.

She was in the process of slashing his tires shortly after she found out the affair continued even as the pair attempted marriage counseling. That’s rough.

Rimes recently said she was “selfish” for cheating and hates that “people got hurt,” and yet hasn’t exactly tried to be discreet about her new relationship.

Appearing as her date in public for the first time, Eddie Cibrian was taunted as a “cheater” at the Academy of Country Music Awards earlier this year.

He was fired from CSI: Miami last week.

Gym Owner Marries Swedish Princess


Sweden’s Crown Princess Victoria married Daniel Westling, a gym owner and her personal trainer, Saturday. Needless to say he can stop looking for new clients.

Somewhere, The Situation is scheming to marry a European princess.

In the nation’s first royal wedding since 1976, more than 1,200 guests gathered in the Stockholm Cathedral on Saturday to celebrate the couple’s nuptials.

King Carl XVI Gustaf proudly gave away his oldest daughter, 32, also first in line to succeed him, 34 years to the day after his own wedding to Queen Silvia.

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Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden married Daniel Westling yesterday!

After exchanging vows, the couple – who met eight years ago at the high-end gym Westling owns – rode through the capital city in a horse-drawn carriage.

International royals, including Prince Albert of Monaco and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, showed up to give support for the newly-married royal couple.

We’re very happy for them both, although if How I Met Your Mother quotes have taught us anything, it’s that there is always a reacher and always a settler.

Just saying.