Harrison and Calista say “I do!”

June 17, 2010


After more than eight years of dating, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have finally tied the knot in a low-key ceremony on June 15 in New Mexico, where Harrison is currently filming Cowboys and Aliens. The wedding took place at the Governor’s Mansion in Sante Fe — and Governor Bill Richardson even performed the ceremony! Also in attendance was the couple’s 9-year-old son, Liam. One thing is for sure: the nuptials were eco-friendly. “My wedding is going to be green!” Harrison told In Touch after the couple became engaged in February 2009.

Omarosa takes on Bethenny


It’s on! When The Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel went on The View on June 10, she said she wants “a real career,” not the kind Apprentice villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth has had. “Bethenny was a friend, and she stabbed me in the back,” Omarosa fumes to In Touch. “When she got a tummy tuck with her C-section and pretended she lost the baby weight naturally, none of us said anything, but now she’s hurling insults.” Omarosa points out that her career is going fine: Like Bethenny, she has a new reality show.

Not His Cub: DNA Tests Nixes Tiger Woods Love Child Allegations By Devon James


The notion that Tiger Woods knocked up porn star Devon James years ago would not be far-fetched at this point, but a DNA test has apparently disproved it.

Claims by one of the golfer’s many, many mistresses that she gave birth to Tiger Woods’ love child now appear bogus thanks to a test performed in 2002.

The DNA test was conducted to determine paternity of Devon James’ son Austin T. James as part of “an ongoing child support battle,” according to TMZ.

A 29-year-old porn star claimed Woods was the daddy, leaked a photo of the kid and said Austin’s middle initial is a secret tribute to the golfer she loved.

Meanwhile, another mistress, Theresa Rogers, says she had Woods’ baby in 2004 and negotiated a multimillion-dollar settlement to keep it under wraps.

Stay tuned on that one. But he’s in the clear when it comes to Devon James’ son, at least. The kid does look lot like Tiger, BTW, but alas. Sorry Austin.

Angry TigerDevon James Pic

SPANKED: We don’t doubt that Tiger Woods put it to Devon James, but it seems her bid to shake him down with a fake love child have been whacked. Go science.

Zac Efron Accepts Award, Looks Adorable in Hawaii


Zac Efron is an actor, still in the upward trajectory of his career, with numerous magnetic performances behind and in front of him, whose mere presence on screen guarantees buzz and success.

This isn’t just our opinion. This is the basis for the Shining Star Award, which Efron took home this week at the 2010 Maui Film Festival.

He accepted the special platter the Celestial Cinema in Wailea, Hawaii and the timing couldn’t be better: Zac will soon start the publicity rounds for Charlie St. Cloud, which opens on July 30. Get a look at it now.

Maui Film Festival Award

Cute Award WinnerWhat a Shining StarHottie in HawaiiZac in MauiSexy with Shades

Megan Fox for Armani: Take Too… Hot!


In January, Armani debuted its Megan Fox underwear campaign and men around the world were left with only one plausible reaction:

OMFGSH.

Now, the company has released a sneak peek at its Autumn/Winter 2010-2011 Fox pictorial – and we’re left with the same reaction, plus one more: Damn you, Brian Austin Green!

This photo will hit magazines and billboards around the world next month. Motorists, be warned: drive carefully. Males drivers will likely be very distracted…

Utter Hotness

Armani is an equal opportunity advertiser: Women, check out Cristiano Ronaldo in his skivvies RIGHT NOW!

Ashton Kutcher’s credit card is denied!


Ashton Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, wanted popcorn and soda during a date at the movies. So imagine Ashton’s embarrassment when his credit card was shot down at the concession stand! A witness at LA’s ArcLight theater on June 13 says since the couple didn’t have enough cash with them, Ashton tried the plastic. When it was denied, “The manager rushed over, apologized and gave them everything for free,” the witness says. “He didn’t seem embarrassed at all. They just laughed it off.” Ashton, 32, and Demi, 47, went to a 7 p.m. showing of Get Him to the Greek.

Mercede Johnston Going Rogue with Anti-Palin Blog


Not even 72 hours after reports surfaced about Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston getting back together, his sister Mercede has debuted her official site.

It could draw the wrath of Sarah Palin and brood, too – Mercede Johnston’s new blog pledges to “answer all questions related to the Palin family.”

One of her claims? Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston planned to conceive Tripp, the 18-month-old son they’ve spent much of the last year fighting over.

It was widely assumed this was an accident, but “During that time period, she and Levi were sexually active and trying to conceive,” Mercede writes.

“As hard as it is for many of you to believe, they were indeed TRYING. Also there were rumors circulating around that she was already pregnant.”

Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston

Levi and Mercede Johnston in simpler times.

We’re not sure what she means by that exactly, but a source close to both Bristol and Levi says that Mercede’s shocking claims are totally false.

The source also claimed that Mercede’s blog is being backed by well-known Sarah Palin hater, Jesse Griffin of “The Immoral Minority” blog fame.

“Mercede was put up by Jesse Griffin to do this blog,” the insider said. “He is a Palin hater and is most likely behind all of these comments.”

“Levi would never comment on something like this and neither would Bristol. Mercede’s claims have been contradicted by [Levi's] statements.”

After an acrimonious and very public break-up, Bristol and Levi have mended their turbulent, icy relationship and recently got back together.

We’ll see if that lasts after Mercede apparently decided to turn on them both for reasons unknown. What the heck is wrong with these people?!

Jeremy London Kidnapped, Forced to Do Drugs


According to shocking reports, Jeremy London of Party of Five fame was forced to a harrowing party of three – at gunpoint – last week by a pair of kidnappers.

The actor was terrorized for nearly five hours by his attackers, telling police that he was forced to “smoke dope then purchase booze” during the awful night

A Palm Springs, Calif., P.D. officer told celebrity gossip website Radar Online that London was snared by the dope fiends while changing a flat tire June 10.

The armed duo then threatened to shoot [Jeremy London], and then forced him to smoke either crack cocaine or amphetamines, the officer said.

Somehow, he was able to get away.

Jeremy London Picture

The actor is now safe and sound.

“He spent hours thinking he was going to die and he did what he had to do not to end up shot or dead,” a source close to the actor also reported.

The actor says he managed to escape early the next morning, and the assailants were arrested in Palm Springs where London’s car was found.

London was busted back in 2004 for alleged drug possession and admitted he went into rehab last year for an addiction to prescription pills.

“There were times I didn’t care if I died,” he told People, adding that he was ingesting up to 16 pills a day. “I felt like I was losing everything.”

London has one son, Lyrik, 3, and is in the midst of a divorce with actress Melissa Cunningham. We’re just happy to hear he survived this ordeal.

Other Dude Laurie David Allegedly Had Affair With Calls Al Gore Rumors Ridiculous


This week’s rumor of an Al Gore-Laurie David affair heated up like the Earth’s surface after a century of fossil fuel-based emissions trapping some serious freaking greenhouse gasses – but like climate change, its validity is hotly debated.

Laurie David’s camp has denied it. A source close to Al Gore has denied it.

Still, the rumor of the two environmentalists falling in love – and Gore’s marriage falling apart – persists even though it was the famously unreliable Star magazine that linked the Vice President to the producer of An Inconvenient Truth.

Did the publication simply find a file photo of them together and concoct this out of thin air? Did they base it on unfounded rumors? Or is there something to it?

The latest denial comes today from … Laurie David’s contractor.

Calling the report “ludicrous” and “completely ridiculous, Bart Thorpe says “I know for a fact that Laurie hasn’t seen Al Gore for at least two years – at least.”

Former VeepLaurie David Photo

There’s little evidence of a Laurie David-Al Gore tryst, but rumors persist.

The significance of Bart Thorpe’s quote, given to the New York Post, is that he, of all people, supposedly had an affair with Laurie David himself, circa 2007.

Around that time, when he was doing work on her Martha’s Vineyard home, she split with Larry David, Seinfeld co-creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star.

Mrs. David never emphatically denied that rumor, either.

For what it’s worth, the National Enquirer says Gore’s wife was suspicious of her husband and a certain cadre of ladies – but none match David’s description.

Also, an unnamed insider told the tab, “there’s never been proof that Al had affairs” or that infidelity contributed to his surprising split with Tipper Gore.

Basically, it looks like this rumor is just a lot of hot air (cue another bad global warming joke), but tabloids have been right about far more absurd things.

The name Rielle Hunter ring a bell?

Miley Cyrus Reacts to “Idiot” Perez Hilton, Sports New Ear Tattoo


We disagree with Miley Cyrus when it comes to her wardrobe choices, musical abilities, the message she sends to fans and her overall lack of originality.

But at least we see eye-to-eye with the singer on one thing: Perez Hilton is an idiot.

A couple days after that gossip blogger stunned the world by posting an upskirt photo of this 17-year old, Miley has responded. She told Ryan Seacrest in a phone interview yesterday:

“That’s some idiot being an idiot. Isn’t it funny things like that, that are so negative, have to come out right before my record? It’s like, no one can just let a positive thing happen.”

Man, even when we’re on Miley’s side, we can’t help but comment on how pompous she sounds. A “positive thing?” It’s just a new CD, Miles. You’re not changing the world here.

Bra Showing!

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Meanwhile, Cyrus also made news this week for getting a new tattoo… on her ear… of the word “love.”

Check it out below and let us know what you think of this unique accessory.

Miley Cyrus Tattoo

Miley Cyrus has love for… Liam Hemsworth? Attention? Herself? The possibilities are endless!