Perez Hilton Offers Proof of Underwear-Clad Miley Cyrus

June 15, 2010


Earlier today, Miley Cyrus sent a message to the world: I am not a slut.

Now, Perez Hilton has a message of his own: I am not a distributor of child pornography!

The latter statement is needed because the self-absorbed, immature celebrity gossip blogger has been accused of Tweeting an uncensored photo of Miley’s crotch.

In an insincere, lame video on his website today, Perez said: “Do you think I’m stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she’s not wearing any underwear down there? No! Sure I like to seem controversial, but I don’t want to go to jail.”

He then published the following circled photo, which depicts Miley in the same outfit as she wore in the original, scandalous picture (below, left) and supposedly proves she was wearing underwear all along:

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Click on the above photos to enlarge them. Does this put an end to Underwear Gate?

None of this changes the fact that Hilton is an absolute tool. He offers nothing interesting or creative on his blog, relying on such pathetic gimmicks as upskirt shots and penis drawings to get attention.

At this point, there’s no real chance of Perez receiving any legal punishment, although a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney told Salon.com that it was “suicidal” for the blogger to distribute the image.

“We’re not talking about a misdemeanor,” Jeffrey Douglas said. “You don’t have to know what the definition of the law is; all you have to do is knowingly distribute the photograph.”

If you’re curious about the definition of douche bag, by the way, don’t bother opening up a dictionary. Just find a photo of Perez Hilton.

Al Gore Accused of Affair with Laurie David


Have former Vice President Al Gore and Laurie David, ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, been having an affair for the last two years?

That’s the allegation of a prominent celebrity gossip tabloid.

Al Gore split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage earlier this month, news that shocked to a public who largely viewed the Gore union as an ideal marriage.

There were very few details, rumored or confirmed, about the nature of the split. Until today, when Star said that Al Gore and Laurie David are sleeping together.

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Tipper and Al Gore with Larry and Laurie David.

Al has supposedly been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Larry David in 2007 amid reports she slept with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard home.

No additional information, such as whether Tipper found out about the split, or whether it’s actually true, is available at this time. But an insider did tell Star:

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers. It couldn’t be avoided.”

Really, Star insider? It was inevitable? There was no deliberation at all? Michelle McGee would agree with that take. Al’s just doing what guys do, right? Yeesh.

Miley Cyrus: I Am Not a Slut!


Miley Cyrus might be bad at singing, but she’s good at listening.

And the young star is tired of all the controversy surrounding her new image. She told The Associated Press today:

“I’m not trying to be slutty. I’m not trying to be, like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys. What I’m trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.”

Okay… and that point would be what, exactly? In “Can’t Be Tamed,” Miley sings that she’s “hot like that” and “every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention.”

As critical as THG is of Cyrus, we actually never use words such as “slut,” “skank,” “whore” or other nouns applied to her across the Web. But what point is she trying to make with those lyrics and these outfits?

The quote above may sound intelligent to some, but it doesn’t actually say anything.

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Cyrus continued to defend her provocative behavior and attire, adding:

“I’m really comfortable with my body, I work really hard to be fit and to know that I can wear whatever makes me most comfortable.

“I feel more comfortable dressing with a little less, which is just how I’ve always been… Now I’m able to do that a little more freely and, also, I’ve just grown up to be this way too. It’s not like this was me five years ago. It’s me now, presently.”

In conclusion, Miley says she is not trying to use sex to sell albums. That’s not her “schtick.”

“I want people to buy my record because of my music.”

If that’s the case, Miles, put on some pants, grab a guitar and just sing. You’re clearly courting this controversy, so don’t whine about. Prove to us you’re a serious artist and not a disappointing hack.

Celebrity Hair Showdown: Tom Brady vs. Justin Bieber


Looks like Tom Brady has come down a severe case of Bieber Fever – and the only prescription is emulating the teen heart throb’s signature bangs. Or something.

Just as his wife, new mom Gisele Bundchen, made her comeback on the catwalk in Brazil, the NFL star made his own debut – a Justin Bieber-esque bowl cut.

The overgrown mop is a far cry from the slick, neat look usually sported by the shortly-coiffed Brady, but gotta give Brady credit for embracing the inevitable.

Justin Bieber consumes us all.

It’s hard to think of anyone but the “Baby”-faced singer when you look at the athlete. So we have to ask: Who do you think has the better hair? Vote below!

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Who has better hair?

Mel B.: “Everything is great” with Eddie Murphy

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Former Spice Girl Mel B. is happily raising her three daughters — Phoenix, 11, Giselle, 5, and Angel, 3 — with husband Stephen Belafonte, and she’s even made peace with Angel’s dad, Eddie Murphy. Despite their public battles over the child’s paternity, Mel now says Eddie is involved in his daughter’s life. “Everything is great,” she told In Touch exclusively at Oxygen’s Dance Your Ass Off nationwide tour in NYC on June 14. “All the kids are great. They’re just active, sporty, healthy kids. We do lots together,” says the Dance Your Ass Off host, who is even thinking of having another child “in a year or two.” That will mean more playdates with fellow Spice Girl Victoria Beckham‘s three boys. “Don’t forget, all five of us were on tour together with our kids, so they’re all really close,” she told In Touch.

Taylor Lautner in GQ: Yummy!


In a recent interview, Robert Pattinson joked that he wants a better body than Taylor Lautner.

Based on a new photo of the latter in GQ, though, it’s no laughing matter when we say: dream on, Rob! We mean… seriously.

But you can take comfort in this, R. Patt: few men on the planet have a better body that Taylor:

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In the July issue of this magazine, Lautner expresses shock over his rise to fame (on the Oscars: “You’re looking down and you’re talking to George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio – and they’re listening to you!”), while also saying not much is different away from the cameras:

“The thing I love is that my home life hasn’t changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.”

Since Twilight hit it big, Lautner has signed on for a bunch of new films, such as Abduction. But he says he tries not to get caught up in anything but the work itself.

“If I start thinking, Is this movie going to open? Is this movie going to do well? I’m not focusing on the job. The job is to make a good movie.”

Anyway, we know what you’re thinking: enough reading. On with the ogling! Drool over new photos of Taylor in GQ below…

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Justin Bieber’s wild vacation


He’s already been spotted with Kim Kardashian on June 12, and Justin Bieber‘s Bahamas vacation just keeps getting hotter. At his concert at Atlantis Paradise Island on June 12, the fans went wild. “It’s chaos,” says an onlooker. “Girls everywhere!” And the young ladies weren’t the only ones to catch Bieber fever — the pop star also charmed marine life when he went swimming at Dolphin Cay. Not only did he meet the resident sea lion, but he got to swim with his favorite dolphin, Elijah. “He’s having a great time,” says the onlooker.

Tiger Woods-Theresa Rogers Love Child, £2 Million Settlement Alleged By UK Documentary


World famous philanderer Tiger Woods fathered a secret love child, according to a new TV documentary scheduled to air this week in Great Britain.

A journalist who claims he helped the troubled golfer cover up his affairs says he knows someone who has full details of the love child, a baby girl.

He also alleges DNA evidence to prove it. Can you imagine if that were true? Elin Woods and her legal team would absolutely eat that sucker alive.

Writer Neal Boulton tells the UK’s Sun this week that “There is a lot more still to come out. Tiger Woods will eventually admit to fathering a child.”

We doubt it, but you never know.

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SHAFTED: Did Theresa Rogers carry Tiger Woods’ love child in 2003, then just screw him over by leaking proof as he and Elin reportedly hammer out divorce terms?

Rumors concerning a love child have circulated since Tiger’s rampant cheating ways were exposed. Theresa Rogers is reportedly the love child’s mother.

Rogers, Tiger Woods’ cougar mistress who claims to have taught him everything in bed, gave birth to a girl seven years ago, according to the report.

She then demanded a settlement (said to be £2 million) for her silence. We actually reported that item in December, but heard nothing more since.

Until now.

These claims and so much more will be included in Channel 4′s Tiger Woods: The Rise and Fall, on Thursday. We’ll likely have more information then.

Lindsay Lohan Mauls Gerard Butler (Again)


Put Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler in the same 100-mile radius and a sexually-charged encounter of some kind is pretty much an inevitability.

They were famously spotted kissing at a lavish party in Morocco last year. Now Lindsay Lohan has found her way back into Gerard Butler’s arms.

The Scottish actor and the troubled train wreck met up at a mutual friend’s pool party in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Mauling soon ensued.

Linds arrived separately from The Ugly Truth star but she seemed pleased to be reacquainted, giving Gerry a warm embrace on the balcony.

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A NICE PAIR: Gerry likes what he sees.

Butler is known one of Hollywood’s most notorious womanizers, having been linked to Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz and Jessica Simpson.

Most recently Butler was said to be wooing London-based Kazakhstani billionaire Goga Ashkenazi … and/or French reporter Laurie Cholewa.

Not that it’ll stop him … or Lindsay, who reportedly said “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun.”

Alcohol-free fun, right?

Lohan, who is still wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle, has been largely single following her romance with Samantha Ronson.

She’s indicated that Sam was her first and final foray into girl-on-girl action, but was also rumored to be dating Indrani recently, so who knows!

Dina Manzo on Quitting The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Blame Danielle!


Danielle is a very troubled lady. She still has anger built up inside her. There’s no dealing with her in a rational way. Maybe she’s got multiple personalitie. She hasn’t changed and she’ll never change. I tried. I’m done, I’m out.

With those words, Dina Manzo walked away from The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night.

In case they somehow didn’t make it clear to viewers that Danielle Staub was to blame for her departure, Dina reiterated to Us Weekly today:

“I would say 99.9 percent is because of Danielle, but the other .1 percent was drama created by her.”

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While we admire Manzo for getting away from the nut job that is Staub, we find it hard to believe when she says “I thought I signed on for a nice family show and it really turned in a different direction.”

Dina’s professed ignorance over the goal/theme of the show (catfights, drama, etc.) is about as hard to believe as Staub’s claim that she didn’t play a key role in the release of her sex tape.

Still, we certainly agree with Manzo when she says Danielle “will make up whatever lie she can to hurt you, and it’s dangerous. Who wants to be associated with that?”