Khloé masks don’t scare Lamar!

June 9, 2010


For Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and LA Lakers last night in Boston, tauntr.com handed out 5,000 Khloé Kardashian masks to fans, in hopes of distracting her Laker hubby, Lamar Odom. Though Lamar struggled in the first two games, the stunt backfired — cheered on by a crowd that was suddenly more familiar, he played his best game yet, nabbing four rebounds and scoring 12 points to help his team take a 2-1 lead in the series.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Sneaking Around Behind Angelina Jolie’s Back!?


OMG … Are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston back together at last?!?!?!

No.

You’d think at some point, Star could come up with some new stories, or at least put a new twist on the whole Brad and Jen thing, like a love child or something.

Instead, the tabloid’s new issue gives us what we always get when they can’t find anything else – anonymous claims that Jennifer Aniston took back what’s hers!

Yup, at long last, America’s Sweetheart has gotten revenge and stabbed the evil vixen in the back. Figuratively, of course. And by figuratively we mean not at all.

Backstabbing Jen!

BEHIND HER BACK: But for how long? Just wait ’til Angie reads this!

The cover teases an intimate encounter in Brad Pitt’s private office, which sounds particularly hot, as well as calls, texts and e-mails. Jen just wants to start over!

Come on, people.

Angelina Jolie turned 35 last week, and as we said in our birthday tribute, you may hate her for breaking up Brad and Jen, but it doesn’t make her all bad.

In fact, she’s pretty awesome compared to most celebrities. Those reports of lies, drugs and lovers may make great headlines, but they’re likely all BS.

She and Brad have been together for years now. We felt bad for Jennifer Aniston too, but isn’t it time we put this behind us? Can’t we all just get along?

At least until next week’s issue of Star?

Jacqueline Laurita Feels Horrible 4 Kids of Danielle Staub


When Kim Kardashian bent over for Ray J on tape, it didn’t hurt her family. In fact, that act eventually led to a reality show and global fame for a group of individuals no one would ever have heard of if Kim didn’t take one for her siblings.

(Literally!)

Similarly, while she may be crying a river in interviews, Kendra Wilkinson’s publicized intercourse will pad her and her husband’s bank account by nine figures. Hard to sympathize with her family for that decision.

However, Danielle Staub is a 47-year old mother of two and fellow Real Housewife of New Jersey Jacqueline Laurita can’t believe Danielle would expose her children to such filth as these photos and their affiliated video.

Laurita Tweeted yesterday: “Heard from a VERY reliable source that D (Danielle) released her OWN sex tape. Heard it’s disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids. I feel horrible 4 them.”

Jacqueline Laurita PictureRay J Impersonator

So do we. But to give Staub the tiniest shred of credit: at least she is aware the tape will be released on June 14 and hasn’t pretended like this is some horrible, unwanted violation of her privacy.

She’s an irresponsible mother and troubled human being that clearly played a role in the production and distribution of this tape – but, hey, at least she admits it.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Together, Happy, Fully Clothed


Breaking, shocking news, readers:

Miley Cyrus has been spotted in actual clothing!

We know this is difficult to believe, based on the attire Miley donned in Paris and in Rio last week. But it’s true, and we can prove it:

A Happy Pair

Meanwhile, in other news, it appears as though reports of a split between Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were premature. These two were spotted in California yesterday, holding hands and looking as happy as ever.

We may criticize Miley (often), but we wish her nothing but the best in her personal life. Perhaps she and Liam will soon get married, have children and settle down away from the spotlight. Far, far, far away from the spotlight.

A gossip site can dream, can’t it?

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Heidi Montag Screwing Over Spencer Pratt?


Noticeably absent from last night’s episode of The Hills? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Noticeably absent from his bank account? Her future earnings.

According to reports, Heidi Montag filed for legal separation from her husband just after he received his last paycheck from MTV – a $675,000 check.

Because they’re married, she (potentially) stands entitled to half of that. But with the legal separation filing, their wages are separate from now on.

Nice timing on her part, wouldn’t you say? Dude got played!

Heidi is getting her own reality show with Jen Bunney, and given Tuesday’s separation, it appears she doesn’t want Spencer to be part of that deal.

Either that or this sham is their most elaborate to date.

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Is Heidi Montag trying to block Spencer Pratt from her future earnings? Maybe this explains the Mountain Man look? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Spencer goes postal now,” a source said. “I mean he just got his last check and the way that kid blows through cash …”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s broke by the end of July.”

The source revealed that since Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split and he departed their Pacific Palisades home, he has been “living in Malibu.”

According to court documents, it appears he and Heidi had a prenuptial agreement, but regardless, whatever Heidi makes now, he can’t touch.

Unless they get back together. Will they? Are they even apart for real, or is this a giant hoax? What do you think? Are we just being conned?

The Heidi Montag-Spencer Pratt split is

Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga!


She may be an international superstar, but not everyone is going goo-goo for Gaga. Fellow pop princess Katy Perry dissed the eccentric singer for her controversial use of religious symbols in the new music video for her latest single, “Alejandro.” “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke,” Katy wrote on her official Twitter page, clearly referring to Gaga’s turn as a sexy nun who sucks on rosary beads and strips down to her skivvies in the video. Though others may denounce her art as sacrilege, Gaga is in good company — Madonna received similar criticism for her 1989 single and video, “Like a Prayer.”

Karenna Gore & Drew Schiff: Separated, in Counseling


June is not a good month for marriage if your last name is Gore.

One week after news of an Al and Tipper Gore divorce shocked the political world, it appears as though one of their children’s marriage is on the rocks.

Oldest daughter Karenna Gore Schiff has split from her husband of 12 years, Drew Schiff. However, a close family source says “they are not divorced.”

Karenna, 36, and Drew, 44, “have been separated for a couple of months and in marriage counseling. It’s amicable and they are in therapy together.”

Karenna Gore, Drew Schiff

Karenna Gore married Drew Schiff in the late 1990s.

The couple, who live in New York City, have three children: Wyatt, 10, Anna, 8, and Oscar, 3. Drew Schiff works for a biotech investment company.

Although Karenna Gore is working on a documentary project, she is primarily “being a mom,” the Schiff family friend tells the New York Daily News.

Karenna is looking to her parents for support in these times.

“Both Al and Tipper have been to New York to help Karenna with the kids since her separation,” said the family friend. “Like all families, they rally.”

Kalee Kreider, a spokeswoman for the former vice president, told People that “Neither the Gores nor the Schiffs plan to comment” on the subject.

How Heidi & Spencer blew their millions

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After announcing a separation, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may not have each other anymore — and to make matters worse, they may not have any money, either! “They are completely broke,” an insider tells In Touch, noting that their dwindling popularity is to blame. “Their income has dropped — but their spending habits have not,” explains the insider. And they buy things for no reason whatsoever. “Heidi has never met a designer bag that she didn’t have to have,” says a source. “And Spencer spends all of his money on gadgets, including professional night vision equipment and telescopes.” Because of their irresponsible spending habits, Spencer, who made about $65,000 per episode on The Hills, and Heidi, who raked in a cool $100,000 per episode, are now reportedly living on credit until they find new ways to make money. So how did Heidi and Spencer squander a fortune?

Click here to find out.

The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Nightmare: It Hurts!


It pains us to look at Danielle Staub sex tape photos.

Not as much, though, as Kendra Wilkinson claims it hurts her to think about her own, recently-released sex tape (yes, the same one she willingly filmed and has pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars for). In an interview with Ryan Seacrest this week, she tried to put a positive spin on Kendra Exposed:

“It hurts, but I know it’s going to make me and Hank better parents. It’s really going to make us teach our child what’s right and wrong in this world, what’s good and evil… We’re going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect.”

Ah, yes, morals and respect. Just curious:

Where does milking this incident for publicity and money – via televised interviews and tabloid covers that actually include a photo of your son along with a headline about your sex tape – fit in to this stance?

Kendra

Asked about the man who leaked the video, ex-boyfriend Justin Frye, Wilkinson said:

“I was going to marry him, we were going to be together forever… I didn’t do it out of fame, I didn’t do it for money, I did it because I was in love with him. It just sucks. It’s really embarrassing.”

Not so embarrassing that she won’t discuss it publicly, of course. If the price is right.

WATCH KENDRA CONJURE UP FAKE TEARS AND ASK FOR YOUR SYMPATHY IN THE INTERVIEW BELOW.

Pretending to Cry

Gary Coleman Death Photo: Released, Disturbing


As Gary Coleman lay dying, his near-lifeless body hooked up to tubes, Shannon Price posed for a photo with her ex-husband, knowing full well it would be of value.

After she pulled the plug and took him off life support, very little time passed before shockings image “leaked” and ended up sold to a celebrity gossip tabloid.

We can’t think of many things more upsetting.

While Price claims that she never intended for the Gary Coleman death photos to get out, that’s incredibly hard to believe, since she blatantly posed for them.

Shannon Price and Gary Coleman

It’s not like she’s given us any reason to think she’s above that, either. Instead, from the instant Gary died, Shannon Price has acted like the worst person ever.

Even before she was tied to the Gary Coleman death photo

  • In somewhat sketchy fashion, she referred to him as her husband many times, even though they legally divorced in 2008 and never remarried
  • She was borderline nonchalant when making the 911 call, and declined to drive him to the hospital because she didn’t want to be traumatized
  • If she wasn’t hawking interviews in the aftermath of Coleman’s demise, she was feuding with the star’s family members over burial plans

Follow the jump to see the photo, published on the cover of the Globe tabloid. Be forewarned, the aforementioned picture of Price and Coleman is sickening …

Gary Coleman Death Photo

It’s hard to say what’s worse: Shannon Price taking this, or Globe buying it. Both deserve each other – and first class tickets somewhere very warm.