Anne Hathaway loves bad boys!

May 12, 2010

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Anne Hathaway has had enough trouble with law-breaking boyfriends to last a lifetime, but she can’t seem to resist the rebellious type! Luckily her latest love interest, Adam Shulman, has managed to avoid arrest – unlike her last one, Rafaello Follieri. According to a report, Adam was accused of stealing a mural painted on a plywood fence at a NYC construction site on May 8, but the building’s owner considered the graffiti his artwork and threatened to call the cops. But Adam was only “on the lam” for three days: on May 11, he returned the piece and even apologized. “I got my art back. I’m happy,” said owner Ken Hart — meaning that Anne will continue to have just one boyfriend doing jail time.

Larry King: The divorce is off!

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Despite In Touch‘s revelation of Shawn Southwick‘s affair with an aspiring actor, Larry King and his wife are pulling the plug on their divorce. “We love our children, we love each other, we love being a family. That is all that matters to us. We owe it to ourselves and our children to continue being dedicated to each other,” Larry and Shawn, who both filed for divorce last month, said in a joint statement. The couple has two sons, Chance, 11, and Cannon, 9. But it still sounds like they’ve got a lot of repair work to do on their relationship. “We had sex in Larry’s bed — a lot,” her lover Hector Penate told In Touch. “Shawn didn’t talk about Larry like he was the love of her life.” Indeed, Hector believes that Larry is actually in love with his wife’s sister, Shannon Engemann, with whom he reportedly also had a fling.

Kristen Stewart: Not Even a Tiny Bit Pregnant


Welcome to tabloid journalism 101, readers. Pay close attention to this lesson…

Earlier this week, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson taped an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show that will air tomorrow afternoon.

As reported by THG, the pair met with the host beforehand and were warned that she’d ask about the status of their relationship. At this point, Rob and Kristen admitted they were dating – but said they didn’t wish to discuss it on-air.

Oprah said fine, they could shoot down the question however they wanted to when it came up.

So, when the cameras rolled and the inevitable was asked, Pattinson joked that Stewart was pregnant. That’s it. End of story. Oprah viewers will see these 10 seconds play out tomorrow, as part of an in-depth interview that reveals actual information.

Now, cut to this week’s OK! Weekly cover:

Misleading Cover

SIGH.

Matt Lauer Affair Alleged; Annette Roque to Divorce Today Show Hunk?


Sources claim that Today host and NBC resident sexy beast Matt Lauer’s affair has led to the imminent demise of his 11-year marriage to model Annette Roque.

The National Enquirer does not name the alleged Matt Lauer mistress, but says his marriage is ending and that he is in the market for his own NYC apartment.

“I heard he and Annette are breaking up. I was not shocked to hear that but it’s very sad,” Lauer’s ex-wife Nancy Alspaugh tells the celebrity gossip magazine.

Annette Roque and Matt Lauer did file for divorce back in 2006 but later reconciled and have three young children together – Jack, 8, and Romy, 6 and Thijs, 2.

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Matt Lauer and wife Annette Roque have been married 11 years.

We’d love to discredit the National Enquirer here, but it’s actually more reliable than people give it credit for – at least when it comes to big bombshell scandals.

Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, Michael Jackson’s health woes, Tiger Woods’ affair with Rachel Uchitel and most significantly the Rielle Hunter scandal come to mind.

We would not be surprised if its Matt Lauer affair story were true, but we’re holding off judgment for now. What do you think? Did the hunk cheat on Annette?

Who Would Want an Autograph from the Kardashian Sisters?!?


At a Los Angeles boutique yesterday, fans lined up for hours to get the autographs of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

These total wastes of space sisters signed items in honor of the launch of their new jewelry line “Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angel.”

Such an event got us wondering, WHO THE HECK WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE KARDASHIANS?!?

The siblings are known simply for filming themselves having sex, having a child out of wedlock and marrying a NBA star purely for money and attention. That’s it. They offer nothing else to society.

Are we grateful they exist because they make us laugh and look pretty good naked? Of course. But would we waste one nanosecond of our lives waiting to get their autograph? No.

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Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Hoard So Much Crap


Last night on The Hills, it became clear that Spencer Pratt is losing it. Sad about the show ending? Getting increasingly desperate for anything that makes news?

Either/or. In any case, they are supposedly hoarders now.

For the very first time (not that anyone wondered), Heidi and Spencer are letting us into their “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades via Life & Style.

According to sources, Speidi has been residing in this place, not their luxurious Hollywood home as seen on The Hills, for the last few months. And it’s gross.

A source supposedly close to the couple claims: “The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in.”

LOL. Spencer and his crystals. Soon it’ll be crystal meth.

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CELEBRITY HOARDERS: Whether that’s true or not, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are growing increasingly ridiculous, even by their standards. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

If that doesn’t sound unbearable enough to you, Spencer himself reveals that the couple are not living alone in squalor. They have a roommate! Pratt explains:

“It’s true, I have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script.”

Mmmkay. He adds: “And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.”

No word on what those are. But clearly, one of his tried-and-true ventures – making up ridiculous stories to feed to Life & Style for free PR – is still effective.

It’s certainly a lot cheaper than paying to have the face/body of Heidi Montag consistently altered, too. Gossip is harmless. Keep up the good work, man.

Christina Aguilera: Nude for GQ


Various versions of GQ are doing their best to satisfy both genders this week.

First, we happily published photos of Robert Pattinson from South Africa’s edition of this magazine.

Now, Germany’s GQ has one-upped that R. Patt pictorial with three magical words: Christina Aguilera nude. The singer covers that publication (with a strategically-placed hand and thigh) in the buff…

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Aguilera has catapulted herself back on to the musical scene. Following a couple years off, dedicating herself to motherhood, the singer has returned with a new single, a new album… and her old, sexy persona.

We speak for men around the world when we saw: welcome back, Xtina!

Lawrence Taylor Rape Defense: Masturbating


Embattled NFL legend Lawrence Taylor plans to claim masturbation was all that went on in the Holiday Inn room where he’s accused of raping a teen hooker.

LT’s 16-year-old accuser says he was in the room, which he won’t deny. But his lawyer says there was no sexual intercourse, an element of third degree rape.

As a source put it, LT engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that’s it.

According to New York law, “A person is guilty of rape in the third degree when s/he engages in sexual intercourse with another person less than 17 years old.”

But if there was no boning, as he says, was a crime still committed?

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Intercourse or not, Lawrence Taylor is accused of disgusting behavior.

Interestingly … in the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, Rasheed Davis, authorities allege Taylor engaged in “sex acts” with the teenage accuser.

There is no mention of sexual intercourse, which is required for the charge levied against Taylor, who was arrested and charged with raping her last week.

As for the condom allegedly found in Taylor’s Suffern, N.Y., hotel room?

Taylor’s lawyers will argue the condom wasn’t his and he didn’t use it. His lawyer, Arthur Aidala, has denied any sex between Taylor and the girl happened.

Will this argument hold water with a jury? Sadly, we may find out …

George Clooney is looking for a home in Hawaii

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George Clooney has fallen in love with the Aloha State, where he’s filming his latest movie, The Descendants. According to a Honolulu-based realtor, George and his girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, have been quietly checking out ocean-front property in some of Hawaii’s most exclusive spots when he’s not busy working on the film. “He’s looking in a few areas, including Kahala and Hawaii Kai,” says the agent.

Jessica Simpson to Play Herself on Entourage


Jessica Simpson has landed a gig on Entourage. As herself. Not sure if she can handle that kind of acting pressure, but we’re very happy for her!

The singer will appear on an upcoming episode, her rep confirmed.

According to reports, the cast will sit around ogling Jessica Simpson pictures. Just kidding. She’ll be “caught between Ari [Jeremy Piven] and another agent.”

Seems filming went well.

“I have the utmost respect for the entire cast and crew of Entourage!” Simpson Twittered. “Thank you for making the past 2 days memorable :)

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What’s left of Jessica Simpson’s career is at least nice to look at.