Elisabeth apologizes to Erin

May 5, 2010


She may be one of The View‘s most stubborn panelists, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck isn’t too proud to say she’s sorry. The conservative hostess publicly and privately apologized to Erin Andrews for her insensitive comments about the Dancing With the Stars competitor’s revealing costumes. On The View earlier this week, Elisabeth had joked that a stalker, who was convicted of filming the ESPN reporter undressing in various hotel rooms without her knowledge, could have seen just as much of her if he watched DWTS. Erin said that watching it made her cry, and Elisabeth revealed that her 5-year-old daughter helped her decide how to make up for her mistake. “She’s so cute, she said to me, ‘Mommy, why don’t you
just call Erin and tell her you’re sorry?’” Elisabeth said. “So, I’m really sorry, and I wanted to offer that publicly too, even though I did follow that advice.”

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes to Erin Andrews


Elisabeth Hasselbeck danced her way out of this one.

Having needlessly bashed Erin Andrews for dressing provocatively on Dancing With the Stars, criticizing her outfits on a dance competition show in which contestants of both genders all dress scantily, Elisabeth felt terrible.

On Tuesday, Hasselbeck implied that Erin should tone it down and said her peephole stalker could’ve waited a few months to see the goods with less prison time.

Pretty uncool.

Andrews understandably called the commentary “a slap in the face,” and Hasselbeck apologized, saying that her young daughter advised her to contact Andrews.

“I wanted to offer that publicly too,” Hasselbeck said, and you have to give her credit for that at least, not to mention the sincerity. Here it is:

The Biggest Loser: What you didn’t see!


Stephanie Anderson didn’t become the Biggest Loser — she was sent home after Koli convinced her friends that she was manipulating them — but she did change her life and find love with contestant Sam Poueu. Stephanie has been weighing in on life at the ranch from a new perspective, and this week she’s joined by Sam, who was eliminated in last night’s episode. “I wanted to be a part of the final four because I worked hard every day and I deserved to be a part of it. But my body couldn’t drop any more weight, and that wasn’t conducive to the game show,” Sam tells In Touch. Still, he goes home Stephanie, whom he called his own “at-home prize” every day — and he won in another way, too: He’s the first contestant ever to reach his goal weight at the ranch. “Bob has such high regard for Sam because he’s the healthiest person ever to leave. Jillian tweeted that if she ever has a son, she would want him to be like Sam,” she tells In Touch. “He could have gotten as skinny as possible, but he wants to keep the weight off and feel good. That’s why he built all those muscles. That’s what it’s about: You can’t base your worth on winning, and Sam is a great example of doing this the right way for the right reason.”

For more with the happy couple, click here.

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery: More to Come?!


Heidi Montag wouldn’t really get plastic surgery, would she?

Okay, she totally would, but we still don’t know if we buy the Life & Style Weekly cover story, which claims she “plans to risk her life again with another surgery.”

The magazine quotes Spencer Pratt as saying she wants to increase her breast size from 700 cc’s to 800 cc’s. We don’t know what that means, but sounds icky.

“She wants to do it within the next two months and film it for a new show she and Spencer have been pitching to cable networks E! and Oxygen,” an insider says.

Even crazier? Heidi’s looking to have the surgery done in Europe, and Spencer insists he’s already doing everything he can to keep her away from plastic surgery.

It’s a daunting task.

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The lure of being voluntarily mangled is just too strong.

“I try to stop her,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “She wants her doctor to come over once a week to plump up her lips. I keep telling her that they’re big enough.”

So what put her over the edge and allegedly “drove” and “forced” her to seek more surgeries? Spence says it was an off-the-cuff remark by Ryan Seacrest.

“When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big,” Spencer said, saying she misread the host’s attempt to downplay things.

“She was taken aback,” Spencer says. “She came home in shock.”

The incident confirmed the outrageous fear she’d had since her plastic surgery addiction reared its head in November: that her breasts still aren’t big enough.

Okay, look. We’ve seen enough Heidi Montag pictures to tell you this from an objective, and well-informed viewpoint. Heidi, we hate to inform you, but:

Yes they are. They are hilariously huge fake boobs. Enough, girl.

Heidi Montag looked/looks hotter

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery: More to Come?!


Heidi Montag wouldn’t really get plastic surgery, would she?

Okay, she totally would, but we still don’t know if we buy the Life & Style Weekly cover story, which claims she “plans to risk her life again with another surgery.”

The magazine quotes Spencer Pratt as saying she wants to increase her breast size from 700 cc’s to 800 cc’s. We don’t know what that means, but sounds icky.

“She wants to do it within the next two months and film it for a new show she and Spencer have been pitching to cable networks E! and Oxygen,” an insider says.

Even crazier? Heidi’s looking to have the surgery done in Europe, and Spencer insists he’s already doing everything he can to keep her away from plastic surgery.

It’s a daunting task.

Gross Heidi Montag Cover

The lure of being voluntarily mangled is just too strong.

“I try to stop her,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “She wants her doctor to come over once a week to plump up her lips. I keep telling her that they’re big enough.”

So what put her over the edge and allegedly “drove” and “forced” her to seek more surgeries? Spence says it was an off-the-cuff remark by Ryan Seacrest.

“When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big,” Spencer said, saying she misread the host’s attempt to downplay things.

“She was taken aback,” Spencer says. “She came home in shock.”

The incident confirmed the outrageous fear she’d had since her plastic surgery addiction reared its head in November: that her breasts still aren’t big enough.

Okay, look. We’ve seen enough Heidi Montag pictures to tell you this from an objective, and well-informed viewpoint. Heidi, we hate to inform you, but:

Yes they are. They are hilariously huge fake boobs. Enough, girl.

Heidi Montag looked/looks hotter

Breaking News: Kim Kardashian is a Talentless Fame Whore!


The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story that says Kim Kardashian is a talentless fame whore. Which raises an obvious question:

How is this news?

Speaking to the tabloid, Kim’s ex-husband has harsh words for the woman he was married to from 2000-2004. He says the reality star is “obsessed with fame” and “jealous and competitive with her sisters.”

“She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media,” Thomas says. “That’s a fame whore to me. It’s just not cool at all.”

We actually find it very cool. Kim’s desperate ways allow us to mock her and criticize her on an almost-daily basis. We also get to see her naked sometimes.

Sisterly Feud!

Late last month, another report targeted Thomas and accused him of beating Kim. He says this claim is “absolutely not true” and Kim made up the allegations to get “a lot of money” out of him.

So, why did the couple divorce? Simple, Thomas says: Kardashian was cheating on him with “multiple guys.”

In closing, Thomas confirms he paid for multiple plastic sugery procedures (such as liposuction and a boob job) for Kim and that the final straw in their marriage was when he spotted her on a date with J. Lo’s ex, Chris Judd.

That’s a lot to take in. Do you believe anything Thomas says? Can you believe someone would actually refer to Kim as a “fame whore?” From where would he possibly get that idea?!?

Breaking News: Kim Kardashian is a Talentless Fame Whore!


The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story that says Kim Kardashian is a talentless fame whore. Which raises an obvious question:

How is this news?

Speaking to the tabloid, Kim’s ex-husband has harsh words for the woman he was married to from 2000-2004. He says the reality star is “obsessed with fame” and “jealous and competitive with her sisters.”

“She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media,” Thomas says. “That’s a fame whore to me. It’s just not cool at all.”

We actually find it very cool. Kim’s desperate ways allow us to mock her and criticize her on an almost-daily basis. We also get to see her naked sometimes.

Sisterly Feud!

Late last month, another report targeted Thomas and accused him of beating Kim. He says this claim is “absolutely not true” and Kim made up the allegations to get “a lot of money” out of him.

So, why did the couple divorce? Simple, Thomas says: Kardashian was cheating on him with “multiple guys.”

In closing, Thomas confirms he paid for multiple plastic sugery procedures (such as liposuction and a boob job) for Kim and that the final straw in their marriage was when he spotted her on a date with J. Lo’s ex, Chris Judd.

That’s a lot to take in. Do you believe anything Thomas says? Can you believe someone would actually refer to Kim as a “fame whore?” From where would he possibly get that idea?!?

Bat your lashes like a star for under $15!


Celebrity makeup artist Stephen Molaski is revolutionizing eyelashes — and now, his creations aren’t just for celebrities. Yes, his clients include Kim Kardashian, Emma Roberts and Marcia Cross, and even famed makeup artist Sam Fine is a huge fan (he just recently put a pair on model Iman at the Met Costume Institute Gala!) but now, anyone can spice up their eyes with his lashes. “I decided to bring them to the public,” Stephen explains to In Touch. “They’re 100-percent human hair, super high-quality and seriously all-day, everyday wearable lashes.” Indeed, they may be glamorous, but only you’ll know that they’re not completely natural. “My lashes don’t look like fake lashes when they’re put on. They definitely give lash envy,” he adds. The lashes are available at smokeandmirrorsbeauty.com and cost $13.50. There are seven different kinds, which are appropriately named after some of Stephen’s favorite places. Vegas lashes, anyone?

Jennifer Aniston’s new life coach

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Jennifer Aniston’s longtime acting coach is now her life coach, too. Leigh Kilton-Smith, who has worked with Jen for 20 years, is now advising the star on all personal and career matters: She vets prospective boyfriends, helps her practice feng shui on her home and even helps choose acting projects, hoping to pull Jen out of her current career slump, according to an insider. Though Jen’s rep denies Leigh is an official life coach, she says, “They have been close friends for years — and as friends, they give each other advice.”

“Leigh advised Jen to abandon her ‘just for show’ relationship with Gerard Butler, and Jen tells friends that she won’t make any life or work decisions without consulting Leigh first,” says the insider. “She was the one who convinced Jen to break up with John Mayer and to get involved with the charity Friends of El Faro.”

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: I Have Colored Friends!


You see the cliched, wildly overused and ineffective “I have black friends” card played every so often by someone trying to diffuse allegations of racism.

The “I have colored friends card”? That’s once in a generation.

Your grandparents’ generation. But apparently that’s where Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is mentally, because she said this on The Howard Stern Show.

Stern was grilling Jesse James’ mistress about all things racist … her Nazi photos, white power tattoos, whether she dates outside of her race, etc.

Naturally, this resulted in the “I have too many colored friends” card. That’s right, not just colored friends … like, too many for a girl to even COUNT.

$h!t happens when you’re a well-meaning, home-wrecking Nazi lunatic.

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WHITE SUPREMACIST BOMBSHELL: That’s Michelle McGee for you.

When she wasn’t confirming that she’s a half-wit bigot, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee described how she met Jesse James (MySpace) and gave the details about their first sexual encounter (raunchy, rough and long-lasting).

McGee said James began instigating things by kissing her, and that she only went along with it when insisted he was separated from Sandra Bullock.

Likely story.

Once things heated up, McGee said James ripped her pants and leggings off, which turned her on. She said there was very little foreplay, however, she does recall performing oral sex on him for a short time. Lovely.

McGee said James’ “manhood” was merely average, and he made up the “Vanilla Gorilla” nickname about himself to imply it was bigger, although he has “excellent stamina” and they boned up to four times a night, four nights a week.

Safe to say we’re not sad about Sandra Bullock divorcing him.