We all know the familiar faces on the list of Tiger Woods mistresses – a list so long we lose count. It’s a surely incomplete list, but that matters very little.

When you cheat on your wife that regularly with cocktail waitresses and porn stars, the scope of your infidelity remains the same regardless of the total.

Plus, pinpointing the number of total chicks Tiger Woods bedded? Impossible … for mere mortals. Never underestimate the venerable National Enquirer.

According to that fine publication, Tiger admitted in therapy that he cheated with as many as 120 women while married to Elin Woods – 120 mistresses!

Yet, while coming clean, he reportedly failed to mention the one-night stand he knew would destroy his shaky marriage … #121 was the really bad one.

121 AND COUNTING: That’s what sources claim a sex addiction-rehabbing Tiger Woods admitted he racked up. Solitude in Sweden’s looking good now, right Elin?

Could that mean neighbor Raychel Coudriet? The article does not say.

Regardless, the serial cheater hid from therapists – and Elin Woods – this “shocking” conquest, which was the sexual encounter that drove Elin to divorce.

Really, guys? After the first 110 hoes, she didn’t see his true colors?

It’s worth noting that she has not filed for divorce yet, and the Enquirer claims that she reacted as such only after the Enquirer was revealing the story. 

What total nonsense, yet utterly impossible to disprove. Pulitzer-worthy coverage of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, and accusations of “stunning” affairs between Barack Obama and Vera Baker notwithstanding, this is what they’re good at.

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Lisa Simpson did her best impression of Noah Cyrus last night.

Like Miley’s little sister before her, Lisa got down with her dirty side on the most recent episode of The Simpsons, joining fellow Springfield residents for a hilarious rendition of the Ke$ha single “Tik Tok.”

Read a detailed review of the episode and then check out the video below.

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And they said it would never last! Smitten couple Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, who wed in the Bahamas after a whirlwind romance in 2008, renewed their vows while celebrating their second anniversary with friends at the pair’s Beverly Hills home on April 30. The bride wore a glamorous wedding gown and veil, and Nick presented her with a white diamond-encrusted version of a Ring Pop — a nod to his proposal, when he hid her engagement rock inside the wrapper of her favorite candy. What’s up next for the new-newlyweds? Nick recently told In Touch that he and his gorgeous wife would love to expand their family — when the timing is right. “It’s a busy time right now. There’s no bigger responsibility in life, so you have to make sure you’re ready,” Nick said of parenting.

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Men everywhere can see Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy or ads for PETA. But in person, that honor is reserved exclusively for one lucky nightclub owner now.

The model will wed Romain Zago, who owns Mynt Lounge, a celeb-friendly club in Miami. She confirmed this by changing her Facebook status to “engaged.”

“They got engaged like a month and a half ago,” a source close to the model tells Us Weekly, noting that “They’ve been together for three or four years.”

Three or four sexless years for Romain Zago, at least while Joanna was competing on Dancing with the Stars. Dude was not getting any for a time there.

We imagine that’ll turn around on their honeymoom!

Romain Zago will soon become the future Mr. Joanna Krupa!

A two-time Playboy cover girl, Krupa hails from Warsaw, Poland, and moved to Chicago when she was five. She’s far from unattractive … or soft-spoken.

Zago knows he got a keeper, too. He recently gushed of his new love on Facebook: “Joanna, most beautiful woman in the world and me, average…”

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Brody Jenner and Ryan Cabrera “have had some issues in the past.”

Or at least since The Hills writers decided to rewrite history, anyway.

Frankie Delgado and Brody Jenner, in a completely unstaged preview from tomorrow’s episode, can be seen gossiping about Ryan and whether Brody will try to hit it with Audrina Patridge when the crew all meets at an upcoming party.

While he doesn’t go into much detail about said issues, Brody and Frankie do attempt to trash talk Cabrera, but their jokes are as off as his jumpshot.

“It’s cool that they’re together and stuff because they have a lot in common,” Jenner says. “They can borrow each other’s jeans … hair gel.” Clank.

A Brody Jenner love triangle is brewing. Does anyone care?

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera have been together for a few months now … and we know he’s hooked up with her in the past, but watching Brody pretend to care so much about their relationship just comes off as awkward here.

Come on, Hills writers. Can’t you feed these guys some better lines? Please try, or just leave the trash talk to Kristin Cavallari, she’s the only one with the versatility and track record to do it convincingly week in and week out.

Follow the jump for a sneak preview clip from Tuesday’s show…

Brody and Frankie Talk Smack

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Lynn Redgrave, an Oscar-nominated actress most recently seen on an episode of Ugly Betty last year, passed away last night. She was 67.

Publicist Rick Miramontez, speaking on behalf of Redgrave’s family, said the veteran thespian died peacefully Sunday night at her house in Connecticut. She was surrounded by children Ben, Pema and Annabel.

“Our beloved mother Lynn Rachel passed away peacefully after a seven year journey with breast cancer,” they said in a statement Monday. “She lived, loved and worked harder than ever before. The endless memories she created as a mother, grandmother, writer, actor and friend will sustain us for the rest of our lives. Our entire family asks for privacy through this difficult time.”

Redgrave’s passing comes a little more than year after her niece, Natasha Richardson, died from head injuries sustained in a skiing accident. Her older brother, Corin Redgrave, died last month.

Lynn received Oscar nominations for Georgy Girl and Gods and Monsters, as well as Tony nominations for Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Shakespeare for My Father and The Constant Wife.

Our thoughts go out to her loved ones.

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Lindsay Lohan may gotten axed from yet another movie, but that doesn’t mean she’s not getting other work … in porn. Or at least playing a porn actress.

The train wreck is apparently on board to star in the indie flick Inferno as Linda Lovelace, the late adult film star famous for the 1972 classic Deep Throat.

Now, her photographer pal Tyler Shields, who photographed her strapped and looking like she’s ready for Cinemax roles, confirmed that she will star in it.

If she’s not thrown in jail at the time, of course.

Shields says he talked to the movie’s director Matthew Wilder about Lohan, who said the actress will be taking all off – presumably for money this time!

Lindsay Lohan portraying a porn legend … somehow it fits.

Wilder and his producers plan to officially announce Inferno later this month at the Cannes Film Festival, reports say. Shields will being shooting promos for it.

We can only imagine what Lohan-as-porn star will look like in a Shields photo. Just last week, the two caused a stir with his eye-popping, half-nude gun pics.

“The photos I have not released will top anything you’ve seen before,” he said. “Let’s just say they’re what you’ve seen maybe times 10; maybe times 100.”

Can’t wait for that. Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from a recent journey to LAX … the girl looks surprisingly lucid and maybe even a little happy:

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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It’s official: Chely Wright is gay.

The country music singer tells this week’s issue of People: “Nothing in my life has been more magical than the moment I decided to come out.”

That moment has arrived, but Wright says it took awhile to get there. Growing up in the south (she was born in Kansas City, Missouri), the Academy of Country Music’s Top New Female Vocalist in 1994 said she doesn’t have “a memory in my life that doesn’t include the dream of making music.”

But she resided in a world that shunned homosexuality and, therefore, “hid everything for my music.”

Why come out now? The news coincides with the release of Wright’s memoir this week Like Me, as well as her first album in five years, Lifted off the Ground.

Part of the official synopsis for the book reads that Wright made “a pact with God: to keep her “sinning” to a minimum if he’d get her to the stage of the Grand Ole Opry.”

We’re proud of her for finally revealing her true self to the world. What do you think of this announcement?

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Last week, THG readers were given the task of writing the best caption for this picture of Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson and whatever came to mind.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is Caitlin.

Congratulations! The winning caption appears below. Honorable mentions go to nowingsnow and Miranda Brown. Follow the above link for all entries.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

“Hmm, cheese graters and various cheeses? Sure, I’ll lend my name to that.”

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In a new video hyping the launch of her website, Tila Tequila says she has the “biggest celebrity gossip blog” in the world. Not that she will have it, the professional nut job insists.

She has it now.

There are just a couple problems with this claim:

1. As of this writing, the site is not live.
2. She thinks Perez Hilton is her main competition, underestimating the power and traffic of THG.
3. She’s certifiably insane.

We’ll make a deal with Tila: the day she actually produces a child from her womb will be the day we take her seriously as blogging competition.

Until then, every word Tequila writes and utters will be as believable as the pregnancy she bragged about for months on Twitter. Shockingly, a baby bump is absent from the video below…

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