Khloé uses Kim’s butt as a pillow!

April 28, 2010


Talk about plush accommodations! Khloé Kardashian was so exhausted at the April 27 opening of the Beach Bunny store in LA that she dozed off — resting on her sister Kim’s backside! “At one point I got really tired, so I had to take a nap on Kim’s booty — it really does make the best pillow, haha.” Khloé wrote on her Celebuzz blog.

The Biggest Loser: What you didn’t see!

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Stephanie Anderson didn’t become the Biggest Loser — she was sent home after Koli convinced her friends that she was manipulating them — but she did change her life and find love with contestant Sam Poueu, which means she’s still very much invested in what happens next.

Stephanie, who has been giving In Touch readers exclusive insight into every episode, will now be weighing in on life at the ranch from a new perspective. This week, the contestants headed to Texas, home of the “five fattest cities in America,” to encourage fans to get healthy and complete a 5K race. “It was one of my favorite episodes,” Stephanie tells In Touch. “It was more about the viewers, people who find their motivation and inspiration through The Biggest Loser, season after season. Thinking about it, I get goose bumps again. The one regret I have about leaving is that I wasn’t able to experience that moment. I can see how touching it was for the contestants, and even Ali. Watching it, I was moved, so to have been there would have been something I would have loved.”

For more on what Stephanie has to say about this week’s episode, click here.

Adam Lambert Bonus Track: What Do You Think?


Are you sitting down, Adam Lambert fans? Have we got news for you!

The singer may be performing for crowds in Europe as we type this, but his gift to them is also now available in the States: Lambert has included a bonus track on the U.K. version of his debut album.

It’s titled “Can’t Let You Go” and it’s great. Listen below and then sound off on the single…

What do you think of it?

Tiger and Elin Woods’ Divorce: Who Will File First?


Elin Nordegren is so over Tiger Woods. That’s the consensus from everything we’ve read, and it’s hard to blame the woman. But is Tiger over his wife, as well?

All indications are still that a divorce is “100 percent happening,” and it’s not just the endless parade of cocktail waitress mistresses that solidified their fate.

“The writing is on the wall,” says a well-versed source close to Tiger. “He committed to several additional golf tournaments, which effectively says eff you, Elin.”

“She was not in support of him returning to golf. His self-imposed hiatus didn’t last; he screwed up at the Masters and left his calm, collected image in ruins.”

The insider, who has dealings with Tiger Woods both professionally and socially, believes an official divorce announcement could be a mere few days away.

Still, this is Tiger Woods Inc. Even the specifics of how the divorce will be announced has potential to be quite the protracted battle between Tiger and Elin.

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Tiger’s marriage status resembles his face in this awesome doctored pic.

“Even [the divorce] will be negotiated,” the source says. “Does [Tiger] take the high road and ‘allow’ her to file, or can he not stand the idea of people thinking he wasn’t in control? What will the statement say regarding custody?”

“Right now, you’d think he’ll be bargaining for joint physical custody when she’ll surely want to piss him off and file for sole custody. As for spousal/child support? I daresay things are about to get even juicer than you think.”

Really? We’re thinking pretty juicy stuff.

If we were Elin, we’d take a cue from the Sandra Bullock-Jesse James divorce and get the ball rolling ASAP. What’s the use in dragging it out? Give up. Move on.

She supposedly wants to start over in Sweden. Hopefully, if Tiges respects his soon-to-be former wife and kids, he’ll just bow out and let her do it up.

This would make sense from a business standpoint, too. His PR blitz wouldn’t exactly get a boost from preemptively ditching the wife … if she does, though?

Maybe, just maybe, the public sees Tiger Woods as a sympathetic figure, or at least a guy who got what he deserved and can now move on to better things.

Like the Orlando cocktail lounge VIP scene. HOLLA!

Kate Gosselin ditches the kids… again

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“Kate was holed up in a major suite and waited on like she was the queen of England. Now, she is looking for any way to get back to LA for good.” – A friend tells In Touch.

Kate Gosselin burst into tears after being voted off of Dancing With the Stars on April 20, but it wasn’t simply because she’ll miss the ballroom — according to a friend of hers, she was mostly upset about returning to her humdrum life back home with her eight young children. “Now that she is not on the show, she doesn’t have a reason to stay in LA, and that’s why she broke down,” her friend says. “Even though she complained about it, she loved commuting back and forth to Hollywood.” Kate was definitely acting like she wasn’t ready to come home. She and the kids breezed into town on April 22, but within 20 minutes of arriving, Kate was whisked off to New York in a limo without them. And even though the 35-year-old eventually returned to Reading, Pa., Kate spent most of her time there alone, pampering herself. “Kate doesn’t believe that she has to compromise the things she wants to do just because she has kids,” says another source. “When she got home, she went right back to focusing on herself. Now, Kate is still thinking about her career.”

Kate’s reality in Pennsylvania is as far from the glamorous life in Beverly Hills as possible, her friend explains, noting that once she got a taste of LA, she quickly grew accustomed to her 24-hour personal butler and other luxurious perks at LA’s posh Beverly Wilshire, a Four Seasons Hotel. “Kate was holed up in a major suite and waited on like she was the queen of England. Now, she is looking for any way to get back to LA for good.”

Ellen Ross: Dating Jon Gosselin For Some Reason!


Looks like Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend.

Ellen Ross is not, however, the rich cougar Jon was reportedly seeking. Rather, she’s in his typical age range (23), and hails from nearby Harrisburg, Pa.

Basically, Ellen is the new Morgan Christie, who was the new Hailey Glassman, who was the new Deanna Hummel. Give it up for Jon’s new plaything!

The two have even begun calling each other “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” with Jon even proclaiming his love for her online. We hope you didn’t just eat.

Their recent Facebook nausea-fest conversation all began when Ellen Ross recently posted “I without a doubt have THE best boyfriend ever. Fyi”

She must not have a lot of experience dating.

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COME TO DADDY: Jon Gosselin’s got a new love in Ellen Ross!

Jonny G added: “Thank you babe, you are the best too. <3 u! I think boys should be boyfriends and men should be manfriends. Just saying! ;-)

Right, Jon. You definitely quality there.

He continues: “I guess it would sound better in french ‘J’ai sans aucun doute le meilleur ami jamais. ami=boyfriend’ … Ellen, Amie pendant la vie. N’oubliez pas je t’aime … Girlfriend for life. Don’t forget I love you!”

That sound you hear is of hands slapping foreheads everywhere.

Perhaps the funniest part? Right after Jon’s passionate declaration, a friend of Ellen’s adds, “Still can’t believe you’re dating men again … wild”

That misguided pal must be mistaken … Ellen’s dating Jon Gosselin.

Lest we forget, the dude’s got a two-inch package. This has been established. Whatever works for you crazy kids, though. Congratulations, Stubby!

NOTE: Befriend THG on Facebook and we promise, no gross lovey-dovey stuff. Well, unless you’re a rich cougar … exceptions may be made then.

Bill Condon to Direct Breaking Dawn


The Twilight Saga will go out in style.

It’s been confirmed that Dreamgirls director Bill Condon will helm Breaking Dawn, the final film in the franchise, as the Oscar winner signed off on the project today. He said:

“I’m very excited to get the chance to bring the climax of this saga to life on-screen. As fans of the series know, this is a one-of-a-kind book – and we’re hoping to create an equally unique cinematic experience.”

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Breaking Dawn starts production later this year. It will feature, of course, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson in the roles that made them famous.

Multiple reports, meanwhile, state that Breaking Dawn will be split into two movies. If this takes place, it’s safe to assume Condon will direct both installments.

In related news: Gosh, Robert Pattinson is good looking!

House’s Lisa Edelstein: “I don’t want to raise a child by myself”

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Could House‘s Lisa Edelstein be Hollywood’s next single mom? “I think about it,” the 43-year-old actress, who plays Dr. Cuddy, admits in the June issue of Prevention magazine, on stands May 4. “But I don’t want to do it by myself. When you grow up female, you’re handed a package of what to expect — get married, have kids, be a mother. But it may not happen. It’s funny to see the fork in the road. It’s going to go either way, soon, and can you make peace with that direction? So… we’ll see. I have no idea what will happen.” One thing that’s guaranteed: Lisa will do things her way. “I’ve long stopped waiting for my life to look like what I was told,” she reveals. “If I wait to, like, have the perfect man to see this or that, I’ll never go. So I grab onto life and go on my own or with friends. I’m demanding from my life whatever is healthy and good for me.”

Sandra Bullock Divorce Papers Formally Filed


Sandra Bullock filed for divorce from Jesse James, as we reported earlier today. We were taking her at her word, though, as no record of it turned up.

Until now. The Oscar winner, who also announced today that she’s adopting a baby boy, filed papers in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas, April 23.

She and Jesse will truly be on their own after the divorce is finalized, too.

Neither party will be entitled to spousal support from the other, per the filing. It will be a clean break, and for Sandra, probably can’t come fast enough.

In order to get “spousal maintenance” the couple must have been married for a minimum of 10 years. Sandra and Jesse James are coming up on five.

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Jesse James, you blew it man.

Her petition is no-fault, claiming the marriage is irretrievably broken, and all assets will be divided 50/50, unless a prenup states otherwise, of course.

You knew after her wedding ring came off about a week ago that a divorce was just a matter of time, but nevertheless, this dissolution is pretty prompt.

Then again, we’re probably just used to covering Tiger Woods news.

As for how long the divorce will take, the minimum time is 60 days from the date of filing. Expect this to be stamped at 12:01 a.m. on that 60th day.

No word if Jesse will dial up Michelle McGee immediately thereafter.

Shannon Engemann Discussed Becoming Larry King’s Next Wife & Baby Mama, Source Says


Shannon Engemann, sister of Larry King’s wife Shawn Southwick, would consider being the eighth Mrs. Larry King and bearing the fruits of his seed.

Yes, we just said “Larry King” and “seed” in the same sentence.

Larry King and his sister-in-law talked about having a baby during the affair that left him on the verge of divorcing Shawn Southwick, a source says.

Insiders say Larry and Shannon not only discussed marriage but talked about having a child should he and Shawn separate. Has that time come?

Larry and Shawn have both filed for divorce against each other, although the pair has instituted a two-week break in their divorce proceedings.

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Shannon Engemann, left, is the younger sister of Shawn Southwick, seen on the right with Larry King. Man, that CNN fossil can really score some ratings hotties!

Accused of her cheating with Hector Penate, Shawn thinks Larry and her sis were boinking – and may still be. Is Shannon waiting in the wings?

“If Shawn divorces Larry then Shannon would like to become his next wife,” a source says. “Although she has denied having sex with him, she does admit that they have flirted heavily with one another for years.”

“She knew that Larry had very strong feelings for her.”

In the early part of their relationship they discussed marriage and having a baby, the source said. She would represent King’s ninth marriage and eighth wife.

Yep, one lucky lady had the honor of two honeymoons with Larry King.