Kim Kardashian: Spotted Snogging Cristiano Ronaldo!

April 16, 2010


Reggie Bush may be moving on with Jessie James, but Kim Kardashian isn’t standing around and letting her large breasts go to waste.

One of Great Britian’s leading tabloids reports that Kim was spotted this week with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo – and the pair were snogging up a storm!

“She and Ronaldo were kissing and very affectionate,” an onlooker told The Sun. “They looked to be getting on really well, laughing the whole time.”

Glasses vs. BoobsCristiano Ronaldo Picture

But the hook-up didn’t end there: witnesses claim Kim jumped into a chauffeur-driven Mercedes G-Wagon later in the night, followed Ronaldo (in his Audi) back to his place, and stayed for approximately four hours.

She left the next day for the States, seemingly content with lapping up the sloppy seconds of her former BFF. If Ronaldo had planned on tapping the backsides of Kardashian and Paris Hilton, one might say he’s accomplished his GOOOOOAAAAAL!

(One might also recommend a trip to the free clinic.)

Perpetually in a Bathing SuitJust Lounging AroundA Nice Body

Megan Hauserman Arrested For DUI


Megan Hauserman, who you may remember from a nude Playboy spread and/or every VH1 reality show for a time, was arrested for DUI Thursday.

The police pulled her over around 3:15 a.m. in Miami Beach.

She was busted weaving between lanes in her black BMW as she made her way to a strip club … where she is currently employed, not shockingly.

After accelerating to 75 mph in a 55 mph zone, it was on.

Cops says she had bloodshot, watery eyes, a strong odor of alcohol, and slurred speech. She said she had been “filming a TV show and was tired.”

Megan Hauserman MugshotMegan Hauserman Mug Shot

No word on what that show was … Megan Wants a Mug Shot?

She blew a .102 on her Breathalyzer test and was taken into custody. Hauserman was released early this morning – after nearly 24 hours behind bars.

Sadly, she was probably a little late for work, huh?

Hauserman’s reality dating show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, was canceled after one of the contestants, Ryan Jenkins, killed his wife and then himself.

Ivanka Trump “sad and surprised” by Jesse James’ cheating


The always-outspoken Donald Trump has called his former Celebrity Apprentice contestant Jesse James “foolish,” and now his daughter Ivanka is giving her two cents on Sandra Bullock‘s husband’s cheating scandal. “I’m very surprised and very sad. Nobody could have seen this coming,” Ivanka, who’s a judge on the NBC series, told In Touch about Jesse’s shocking behavior at the American Museum of Natural History’s Museum Dance in New York on April 15. While working with Jesse on the 2009 season of the show, Ivanka says she was impressed with his motivation. “He always measured up, and he always worked as hard if not harder than the rest of his team,” she added. In Touch exclusively revealed in March that West Coast Chopper CEO Jesse betrayed wife Sandra Bullock by engaging in an 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Other women have since come forward claiming to have also had inappropriate relationships with the shamed husband.

Crystal Bowersox Almost Quit American Idol, Report States


Last week, the American Idol judges saved Michael Lynche from elimination.

But a new report suggets this wasn’t the first time a contestant came close to leaving the show, only for an Idol mainstay to step in at the last minute.

According to TMZ, Crystal Bowersox stormed out of the studio last month, sick of all the attention from the competition and asked Ryan Seacrest in the parking lot: “What’s the point?”

Blown Away by Bowersox

Crystal, who said prior to this season that she had never watched American Idol, wanted to return to her family in Ohio. How did Seacrest convince Bowersox to stay? By stating that a victory would make her a millionaire and:

“The greatest thing I ever did was make enough money so I could buy my mom a house.  You can buy your mom a house.”

At this, Bowersox reportedly changed her mind, a decision Fox executives must be thankful for. Can you imagine this season without Crystal, the clear favorite and most unique singer remaining?

Perish the thought.

Down to SevenFinal 7 Pose

And then there were 7: The remaining American Idol finalists posed for a promotional photo this week and als visited Dodgers Stadium. Which of these is your favorite?

Jon Gosselin Moving Back to Pennsylvania; Hailey Glassman Wants Her Money Back


Jon Gosselin is moving into his own apartment near the Pennsylvania home he used to share with Kate and their eight kids, according to reports.

Last week, the d-bag filed court papers requesting physical custody of the Gosselin children as well as the right to reside in Kate’s guest house.

He’s been living with his brother since breaking up with Morgan Christie.

His move back to Pennsylvania was no doubt motivated largely by money. Dude has no job, and his last apartment in NYC was uber-pricey.

It also got ransacked, allegedly by (segue alert) another THG news staple. Which brings us to the Hailey Glassman angle of this story …

D-Bag King

HI: Jon’s state of origin… and level of debt.

She’s happy to hear he’ll be moving to the Pennsylvania pad … so long as he pays the money she still says he owes her for the NYC one.

Hailey Glassman ranted on Twitter: “Hey Stubby I hope u own ur new place in PA so I can put a Lien on ur property until u pay me back.”

“Seriously, This is redic already. U really want this to be a big messy lawsuit like all ur others?! I don’t want that but I want my $$.”

“U promised n signed 2 pay back! I know u JonTheCon strive off of chaos, but I truly want U out of my life but not without my 200,000.”

“U swore n signed contracts to pay me back. Contact Rob Jon! May is here soon. I don’t want to sue u but will and pull out EVERYTHING.”

“I’ve been quiet Jon. Contact Rob.”

You heard her, Jon. Contact Rob, whoever that is. Actually, scratch that. Don’t. We would have more fun reporting a lawsuit after you fail to.

Michelle McGee: Still Whining, Full of Crap


She may be a disgusting, home-wrecking, low-rent porn star Nazi, but Michelle “Bombshell” McGee says she’s a victim of the Jesse James scandal too.

If James had just been honest with her, we wouldn’t be where we are today, the mistress insists, omitting the fact that SHE BROKE THE DAMN STORY.

“I am not a home wrecker,” she lied said Thursday in a chat with E! News. “I don’t believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage.”

No comment on whether she was shocked about the other Jesse James mistresses like Merilee Gerth. But she does have words for the man himself.

“My message to Jesse would be, ‘If you were honest to me up front, we wouldn’t be in this situation.’ It’s hard to be the most hated person in America.”

Boo f*%king hoo.

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The heavily inked tattoo model believes that she “did the right thing” by sharing the scoop, as In Touch totally would have printed it anyway (!?).

She’s also really sorry about the whole thing, Sandra.

“I hope she does watch this,” Michelle “Bombshell” McGee said. “I’m sorry this all happened. I want to apologize for her hurt and embarrassment.”

“I knew I was going to get some kind of backlash. This was America’s sweetheart … [But] I would do it again.” Um, she means go public, right?

Lastly, Bombshell believes James should bear brunt of this scandal (he hasn’t?) and that she “took his word” about being separated (really?!).

“At that time, I believed him. He made it clear he and [Sandra Bullock] weren’t together. I believed him. I did have a little bit of my suspicions.”

And we have ours. That Michelle McGee is full of it.

Check out a clip from her interview post-jump

Michelle McGee Interview

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Both Suck… Literally!


It’s unclear why they were there, but Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth visited a medical facility in Beverly Hills yesterday.

We often joke about this pair (Sample: Why did Miley Cyrus cross the street? To get to Liam Hemsworth!), but we hope everything is okay for both of them.

There was a positive result from the doctor’s appointment at least: it resulted in a pair of lollipops for the couple, as each is seen sucking away below:

Strolling, Sucking

There’s even better news for Liam this week: reports indicate he’s been offered the role in Northern Lights that was originally given to Taylor Lautner before that actor dropped out.

“The offer is true, but who knows if he’ll do it,” a source said about the film, which centers around a quartet of extreme-flying pilots.

We’ll update this story as news breaks. Meanwhile, check out more shots of Miley and her man strolling the streets now…

A Big LaughWalking with her ManTwo SuckersTotally SuckingCyrus, Miles

Brooke Mueller Moves Out, Leans Toward Divorce from Charlie Sheen


Pssst, Elin Woods, know any good divorce attorneys?

According to Star Magazine, Tiger’s scorned better half isn’t the only famous spouse making plans to leave her husband: Brooke Mueller has finally had enough of Charlie Sheen.

This news follows the report that Sheen has been sneaking out of rehab and conducting an affair with lingerie model/Ashley Dupre-like escort, Angelina Tracy. Truly shocking, we know.

“Both Brooke and Charlie were continuing the rehab they began after the Colorado blow-up,” a source told Star. But it’s clear that Brooke has been the only one taking it seriously. She’s still on the road to recovery as an outpatient – but she’s decided that she’ll make that journey without Charlie.”

The insider adds that Mueller has moved out of the couple’s home in Beverly Hills, taking the couple’s 13-month old twins with her.

A Happy Interview

Stating the obvious, the family friend says Brooke has “had her fill of Charlie’s cheating and unpredictability.” She already has a new residence picked out in Los Angeles.

“Brooke is not surprised by anything Charlie does at this point – she is doing what she needs to do to be a good mother to Max and Bob, and she can’t control what Charlie does,” said another pal. “She is in a really good place right now, and her main concern is the kids.”

Elin can relate. These two should hang out.

Jake Pavelka: Dancing with the Stars Diva


Hey, what do you know, it’s a story about a quasi-famous reality TV star who was then cast on Dancing With the Stars and is now clashing with their partner.

Jake Pavelka, everybody!

According to sources, Jake has been a “jerk” who makes Chelsie Hightower cry. Her offense? Pointing out things he’s doing wrong in rehearsal. The nerve.

Also a source of strife? Vienna Girardi. Jake’s “clingy” fiancee from The Bachelor is always on the set, supposedly, and Chelsie is reportedly getting fed up.

Now that Vienna somehow scored a job as a reporter for Extra, covering DWTS no less, we don’t foresee that situation getting any better anytime soon.

Chelsie Hightower and Jake Pavelka

Chelsie Hightower and Jake Pavelka leave practice smiling … for once.

Even co-host Brooke Burke admits the tension between the trio is growing “week to week.” Will it only escalate if Jake Pavelka advances deep this season?

We can only hope. The burden of entertaining us with bad dancing and diva behavior has fallen squarely upon Kate Gosselin until now. Gal needs a break!

Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?

Might Paula Abdul Return to American Idol?


American Idol got a much-needed shot of adrenaline and entertainment this week, when Adam Lambert returned to the stage that made him famous.

But ratings for season nine have plummeted, along with its enterainment value and overall talent level (no offense, Crystal Bowersox).

Especially because it will be competing with Simon Cowell’s The X Factor next year, the series needs to do something, it needs some kind of savior, it needs… Paula Abdul?

Sources tell the latest issue of In Touch Weekly that “it’s a huge secret, but American Idol producers might be trying to woo Paula Abdul back to the struggling show.”

Friends, Yet Rivals

Compared to when Paula was on the panel, viewership has fallen by approximately six million this season. That may have a lot to do with a lackluster set of finalists, of course, most of whom are the same type of singer.

But with Simon departing, “they want Paula back,” an insider tells the tabloid. “They’re not sure if she’d be the fifth judge, but they are talking to her. People tuned in to see Paula’s wacky antics and her chemistry with Simon. The show is just not as much fun to watch without her.”

Do you agree? Do you wanna see Abdul return to Idol?