Kate Walsh’s divorce finalized

April 14, 2010

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Kate Walsh can breathe a sigh of relief — her reportedly nasty divorce is over. The Private Practice star’s 14-month marriage to film executive Alex Young has been dissolved by a judge in LA more than a year and a half after her then-husband filed for divorce. In 2009, the pair allegedly struggled to settle their financial issues, but eventually used a coin-toss to fairly divide some of their assets. Kate may be legally single, but she’s hardly brokenhearted — the actress is now dating hunk Neil Andrea.

Angelina Jolie: Not Pregnant (Shockingly)


While implying Katie Holmes is expecting when she’s clearly not, the wordsmiths at OK! at least had the decency not to say “pregnant” or issue blatant lies.

Star had no such reservations about Angelina Jolie.

The celebrity gossip tabloid’s new issue claims the actress is three-months pregnant with baby #7, a report her rep took 12 seconds to deem “totally false.”

They even accused her of morning sickness. Eww. The nerve of some people. Jolie’s rep had no comment about her being a psycho control break, BT-Dubs.

Right now, it’s all about quality time between the six real Jolie-Pitt kids and their grandparents as Brad’s parents are staying with the family in Venice.

Angelina continues to shoot The Tourist with Johnny Depp, who Star will likely say is the father the next time it decides to impregnate Angie. Watch.

Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Lie #294

“TELLTALE” BUMP: It’s called a stomach. Most people have them.

Kim Kardashian Avenges Reggie Bush By Starving Herself


How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that’s how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim’s use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

“I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying… I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It’s amazing how much better I feel.”

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days… which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge BodyOut of Control Monster

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

Kim Kardashian Avenges Reggie Bush By Starving Herself


How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that’s how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim’s use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

“I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying… I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It’s amazing how much better I feel.”

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days… which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge BodyOut of Control Monster

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

Tila Tequila Brings the Crazy to Howard Stern


She’s alive!

We were getting worried about Tila Tequila for awhile, as the batty, often-naked, talentless reality star has taken down her Twitter account and seemingly gone into hibernation. That’s what happens when you claim to be pregnant… yet there’s nary a baby bump months later.

But Tila actually appeared on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday, and she brought every ounce of crazy with her!

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Among the topics Tequila dished on:

  • She got artificially inseminated as a promise to late fiancee Casey Johnson.
  • Tom, the creator of MySpace, personally invited her to join his social networking site.
  • She thinks Casey’s dogs were euthanized by her family and buried with Johnson. (They weren’t.)
  • Her and Casey were starting a lingerie line when the latter passed away.
  • Tila admitted that Johnson “did have a lot of prescription medication… I didn’t know what they were.”
  • But Tequila turned Casey’s life around by saying: “I will put you under my wing and I will heal you with my love.”

She also told Tila: “After I die, feel free to exploit my passing by giving every interview possible, pretending you are carrying our child and showing less shame than Tiger Woods in a Las Vegas nightclub.”

No, wait. Casey never said that.

Britney Spears Pictures: Unaltered!


Britney Spears’ new message: Just Say No to Pants Eating Healthy Sanity Airbrushing!

The 28-year-old singer has refused to allow her latest ad campaign, for the Candie’s fashion line, to be airbrushed or in any way digitally enhanced.

She’s all natural in the new ads, baby, and more power to her for making sure the only fake message disseminated by Candie’s is Bristol Palin’s PSA.

Highlighting the pressure on girls to look perfect, the campaign will release the retouched Britney Spears pictures simultaneously to prove a point…

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Britney Spears’ Candie’s ads before and after editing.

In the “raw” Britney pictures, bruises are visible on her calf, her thighs are larger and dimpled with cellulite, and there’s dry skin evident on Spears’ feet.

In the airbrushed images her waist is slimmer and her legs absolutely flawless. Mmm. A source said: “Britney is proud of her body – imperfections and all.”

Good for her. But how do you prefer Britney Spears?

Ke$ha: Fighting a War, Posing with Paint


In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Ke$ha is described as the “chart-topping, glitter-caked new queen of drunk-girl dance music. [She] might very well be the perfect post-modern pop star: one who lives her life like it’s a reality show.”

But is that image contrived? Many critics think Ke$ha is full of $hit, just pretending to be eccentric in order to garner publicity.

The singer swears she really is a freak, though, and a quote in the Interview feature seems to back this up:

“None of it’s fabricated. Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there’s a possibility of me gaining second sight, like being psychic. I would be wearing it whether or not I was in the public eye… I went yesterday to a past-life regressionist, and he told me that in my past life I was assassinated. I’m pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life.”

Well… okay then.

Unique Pics

The artist, born Kesha Rose Sebert, also refers to herself as a “Dance Commander” instead of a “star” because she says the latter label is “douchey.”

What are the responsibilities of a Dance Commander?

“I’m not pretentious,” she says. “I’m fighting this war against all that because pop music, in my opinion, should be fun. One of the most important things in the world is having the ability to turn someone’s mood from mediocre to excellent in three minutes. It’s like a fucking magic trick.”

Does Ke$ha accomplish that trick for you? Ponder that question as you check out more photos from the magazine pictorial below:

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Hot Gossip (Girl): Robert Pattinson-Leighton Meester Affair Alleged!


Robsten fans may want to sit down before reading this. Seriously. Prepare.

Intel is sketchy, but Robert Pattinson has shared at least one overnight rendezvous with Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester, according to scandalous reports.

OMFG WTF Rob?!?!?!?!

R. Patt was recently spotted entering Leighton’s New York apartment, and the Eclipse star didn’t leave until 11 the next morning, an insider tells In Touch.

“He ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton Meester, and didn’t want anyone to know!”

Rob even carried an overnight bag during his hasty exit, we’re told.

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PEESTER: While we hope things are all good in Robsten land and hope this is just BS, these two make a hot couple too. Just sayin’. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A friend of Leighton’s confirms the affair, adding that the pair are still in constant contact. “She’s having a texting romance with him, and is so into it.”

“She talks with Rob almost daily.”

Leighton and Sebastian Stan, her co-star beau, split earlier this month. Has the cutie already moved on … by stealing the love of Kristen Stewart’s life?!

It’s been awhile since any Robsten neck nuzzling has been reported, so while we don’t imagine this report is true, it wouldn’t be too too shocking.

Robert Pattinson belongs with

Lauren Conrad: Heidi Montag is a Liar


Former Hills star Lauren Conrad says Heidi Montag’s allegations of sexual harassment by the show’s creator Adam DiVello, are as fake as Heidi’s rack.

Well, she didn’t choose those words, but she might as well have.

“Similar to most of my fellow MTV cast mates, I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello,” she tells Us Weekly in a statement.

“Not only are they completely absurd, but they are 100 percent without merit … Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for.”

Citing multiple sources, celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton wrote Tuesday that DiVello touched her inappropriately on the back and a$$ this year.

LC says no way that happened.

Lauren Conrad Out in L.A.So Wrong on Every Level

Beauty and the beast clash again. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

According to Hilton, this is why Heidi Montag showed up with several bodyguards to a recent Hills photo shoot, not because she’s a pompous diva.

He also said DiVello hit on Lauren Conrad, which she denied.

The fake-breasted one and her husband Spencer Pratt “are very close to bringing legal action against the show,” an insider told Hilton, although Heidi Montag herself has yet to comment on the allegations allegedly alleged by herself.

An MTV spokesperson, meanwhile, said: “We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false.”

“Adam not only created The Hills and The City, launching the careers of its cast members, but works diligently to maintain a respectful environment.”

Basically, the consensus is that Speidi lies and will say anything for headlines. Maybe unfair to say, but their reputation precedes them for a reason.

Angelina Tracy: Charlie Sheen’s Latest Conquest, Mistress


Hold your horses, Jesse James.

Step off, Tiger Woods.

There’s a new contender in the running for Worst Husband in the History of Mankind.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen may be in rehab for drug and alcohol addictions, but that isn’t stopping the actor from cheating on wife Brooke Mueller.

“He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” a source told the tabloid. “He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”

However, insiders tell the magazine, Mueller shouldn’t take Sheen’s words too seriously. How come?

Because the troubled actor has been carrying on an affair with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.

Sheen, In Disguise

As you can tell by the hilarious photo above, Sheen has reportedly been sneaking out of his treatment center occasionally in order to meet up with Tracy.

Witnesses spotted the alleged wife beater entering Angelina’s apartment on April 7, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m.

“He ran down to his car,” said an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

That’s how our eyeballs feel every time they fixate on a Two and a Half Men episode. That may be the final time we get to make a joke about that show and Sheen, considering he may be through with the sitcom.

Sadly, it doesn’t look like he’s through with his philandering, dirty ways. This isn’t the first time Charlie has been associated with a call girl, or an entire brothel of them: he’s an admitted former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.