A new cheating scandal: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon strikes back!

April 9, 2010

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Move over, Sandra BullockGarcelle Beauvais-Nilon is the latest in the list of scorned stars. According to the New York Post, the NYPD Blue actress found out about her husband, CAA agent Mike Nilon’s five-year affair and blasted off a blistering e-mail to his colleagues. “I am
devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!” Garcelle, who has 2-year-old twin boys Jax and Jaid with her husband of nine years, allegedly wrote. In response to the shocking report, the star released a telling statement on April 9. “My focus at this time is on my kids and healing the pain. There will be no further comment,” she said.

THG Movie Reviews: An Average Date Night


Date Night stars Tina Fey and Steve Carell, actors responsible for uttering 30 Rock quotes and The Office quotes each week that leave us in stiches.

Therefore, you’d expect the film to be the funniest of the year; heck, of the last 10 years.

Instead, it’s simply an average comedy. You’ll laugh out loud a couple times, and probably have a smirk on your face throughout its 88-minute running time. But considering it stars two comedic heavyweights, the movie is a letdown.

The reason is simple, too: instead of relying on a funny script, Date Night relies too heavily on its leads. Certain lines may be humorous because Fey or Carell delivers them, but there’s nothing in the plot or dialogue itself that stands out.

It comes as no surprise, for example, that the best scene in the film involves a stripper routine that Carell improvised.

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It’s a shame that the on-screen debut of Fey and Carel as a team didn’t take place in a movie penned by the actress herself. She wrote Mean Girls, after all, an underrated classic. She was also the head writer for years on Saturday Night Live and the main influence on 30 Rock.

Instead of Fey’s brilliant, snarky one-liners (the kind that have earned Alec Baldwin numerous Emmy nominations), her and Carell are stuck doing slapstick and reciting jokes that are far beneath them.

We understand that Carell doesn’t want to simply do a version of Michael Scott in every role, but this is an actor who’s at his funniest when he recites ridiculous dialogue, or finds himelf in ridiculous situations, that his character takes seriously. He’s a master at subtlety and at sarcasm.

Neither of those are on display in Date Night, as finds Fey driving herself a car, with Carell on the hood, and screaming for him to “Move your ass, honey!” Typical situations such as that just make us wish we were watching Liz Lemon.

But the film isn’t awful. It also features Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and James Franco, a solid cast all-around.

Check out photos of the cast at the NYC premiere and then chime in if you’ve seen Date Night: What did you think?

An Average Date Night

Apple Martin was born to act!

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In Hollywood, the apple usually doesn’t fall far from the tree — at least that seems to be the case for Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow’s 5-year-old daughter, Apple Martin, who has been bitten by the acting bug, according to grandma Blythe Danner. “I definitely think she has that certain something. She’s very funny and beautiful. She adores her mother, and I think she likes me, and I think she probably likes to follow in footsteps,” veteran actress Blythe told In Touch about her granddaughter at the Acura-sponsored Gen Art Film Festival premiere of her latest film, Waiting For Forever, in New York on April 8. And though Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin’s son, Moses, who turned 4 on the day of the event, is currently focused on Star Wars Legos, he might also have a chance in front of the camera. “It’s in their blood,” said Blythe.

Survivor: “People are going to make me look dishonorable”

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As the Villains continued to spiral out of control in the wake of leader Boston Rob’s exit, Ben “Coach” Wade — who helped seal Rob’s fate by voting for Courtney last week to avoid a tie – tried to convince his teammates to
eliminate their weakest members, especially after they lost yet another immunity challenge. But Sandra’s manipulations put Coach in Russell’s crosshairs and he was voted off. “All-Stars was nothing like I expected. The first time you play, it’s magical, and the second time, the best comparison is: day 36 in Tocantins was day one in Samoa. Everybody was just brutal, playing right off the bat. There’s no time to get to know each other. You
draw the line in the sand and that’s what you go with,” Coach tells In Touch, adding that his goal was to play with integrity, despite what others might say. “I can get really worked up about it because it doesn’t matter how
honorable I try to be, people are always going to make me look dishonorable.”

Click here to read more about Coach’s strategy this time around.

Sarah Palin Goes Nuclear on Barack Obama


The White House’s declaration that the U.S. will not respond to a conventional attack with nuclear weapons has come under attack itself … from Sarah Palin.

Speaking in Minnesota, the former Alaska Governor and current professional celebrity said no previous administration would’ve ever considered such a step.

“It’s unbelievable,” Palin said at a rally.

“It’s like a bunch of kids, ready to fight on a playground, and one says, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face. I’m not going to retaliate. Do what you want to with me.’”

That’s what Bristol Palin said to Levi Johnson! Sorry. Moving on.

“This is another thing that the American public, the more they find out what is a part of this agenda, they’re going to rise up and say ‘no more,’” Sarah said.

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NUKED: Barack promptly shot down his harshest critic.

Unaware or unwilling to consider nuance, Palin’s foreign policy is four words long: We win, you lose! Suffice it to say, the President, who believes reducing global nuclear proliferation and tension helps the U.S. “win” along with everyone, was unmoved.

“Last I checked, Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on nuclear issues,” Barack Obama told ABC, declining to elaborate but adding an additional jab at critics.

“What I’d say to them is that if the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are comfortable with this, I’m probably going to take my advice from them, and not from Sarah Palin,” he told George Stephanopolous.

Dude, you can see Russia from Alaska! Step off and let a pro handle it.

Who’s the bomb when it comes to defense and foreign policy?

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Outs Husband as Tiger Woods, Jesse James Equivalent


Mike Nilon, you’ve… been… served!

The heretofore unknown husband of actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is in the news today because his wife fired off an email to everyone that works at Creative Arts Agency (Mike’s place of employement). Its subject line?

“Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon.”

It’s not hard to imagine where Beauvais-Nilon went from there, is it? This is what the widely-circulated email allegedly says:

“What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!”

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It could be worse, Garcelle. That “slut” could also be a lying Nazi worshipper. Just sayin.

The couple has twin two-year old boys named Jax and Jaid. Shortly after they were born, the actress said about her husband:

“He’s just really loving. He loves me no matter what I look like. It’s really important to find somebody that you love and you want to share your life with, and especially when there’s kids involved. We don’t take it lightly.”

Beauvais (we’ve already removed his name from yours, honey) is best known for her four-year portrayal of an attorney on NYPD Blue. In the end, we hope she holds her head up high, secure in the knowledge that this is Mike Nilon’s loss? Why?

He’ll never see this naked body ever again!

Mandy Moore to Appear on Grey’s Anatomy


We haven’t heard from Mandy Moore since she agreed to marry Kellan Lutz.

In a move slated for production later this year, that is. They’re not dating or anything. In fact, last year, Mandy Moore married Ryan Adams in real life.

Today, it was announced that the actress-singer-songwriter is making a TV splash, slated to guest star on the two-hour Grey’s Anatomy finale May 20.

Details surrounding the super-secret gig are being kept under wraps, at least until Shonda Rhimes drops Grey’s Anatomy spoilers to spark interest.

It should be fun to see this cutie on the medical drama. But given the amount of people to die on its season finales, we’d better be prepared to cry.

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MANDY’S ANATOMY: Moore’s coming to Grey’s this month.

True Blood Hunks: All in the (Hot) Details


We’re still two months away from the season three premiere of True Blood.

But the action on the HBO series is already heating up… almost literally!

Need a few cases in point? Feast your eyes on the special trio of covers released this month by Details, each of which features a different, handsome member of the True Blood cast.

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Which if these True Blood hunks is your favorite?

As if Ryan Kwanten’s abdominal muscles aren’t hot enough, you’ve gotta admire the Australian actor’s humble attitude. In the magazine, he says:

“We have amazing computer-generated effects. It’s my head on someone else’s body.”

No, it’s not. Check out more shots of Kwanten, Alexander Skarsgard and Stephen Moyer below:

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Elizabeth Taylor and Jason Winters: Engaged!


Looks like Jason Winters is set to become Mr. Elizabeth Taylor. They’re engaged!

If they go through with it, he will be her ninth husband. Think about that, she’s entering Tiger Woods territory, only she was married to them all for a spell!

The 78-year-old Oscar winner recently became engaged to Winters, 49, the co-founder of Sterling Winters Management. His clients include Janet Jackson.

Taylor and Winters have not personally confirmed this, but here’s the report.

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Elizabeth Taylor robs the cradle for husband #9!

Says an insider: “It’s no secret they’ve been together and are in love, so it wouldn’t be a surprise if they were engaged. Right now they are keeping it between them.”

In 2007, British papers reported that Taylor and Winters took a romantic vacation at a Hawaiian resort. Taylor spent “the evening caressing the face of [Winters].”

At the time, the paper quoted a source as saying of the legend: “She didn’t think she’d fall in love again, but since Jason came into her life that has all changed.”

The screen legend has also gushed about Winters to celebrity gossip columnist Liz Smith, describing him as “one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known.”

Wonderful enough to be a ninth husband anyway. Congratulations!

Charlie Sheen Releases Statement, Teases Two and a Half Men Departure


With domestic abuse charges hanging over his head and his career, Charlie Sheen films the final episode of Two and a Half Men‘s seventh season tonight.

Might it be the final episode Sheen ever shoots for the sitcom?

Yes, if you believe the actor’s recently-released statement. With his contract about to expire, Sheen wrote to People today and said:

“Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status surrounding Two and a Half Men.”

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Will you miss Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men?

“All of the numbers reported in the press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit. Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June ‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS respectfully.

“Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the season this evening.

“If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude.

“I remain humbly inspired. “

If Sheen does leave the sitcom, he’ll have more time to engage in threesomes.