Kim Kardashian plays matchmaker for Justin Bieber!

March 26, 2010


Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber probably doesn’t need any help finding a date, but Kim Kardashian has just the right girl for him anyway: her little sister Kendall! “I’m all for it,” Kim wrote on her blog, kimkardashian.celebuzz.com about the match, which was recently suggested by MTV. “I think he is just the cutest thing. He seems like a really driven and focused kid, just like Kendall, and they would make an adorable couple… although isn’t he kind of short?” Of course, Bruce Jenner may not approve of his 14-year-old daughter dating the singer, who is two years older, but Kim still offered to “make this happen!”

Kim Kardashian: Dating Wayne Bridge?


Fresh off her breakup with Super Bowl champion Reggie Bush, is Kim Kardashian already moving on with Wayne Bridge? Who the hell is Wayne Bridge?

Kim would like to know that as well.

The celebrity’s life may move fast, but romantically, not quite so fast, despite rumors of Reggie cheating on Kim, and new reports in the U.K.’s Sun.

In fact, she’s never even heard of the soccer player the tabloid claims she’s been trading text messages with, at least according to her own Twitter.

“Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? LOL Someone please fill me in because I have no clue,” Kardashian writes … and that’s certainly a reasonable inquiry.

While it would make a juicier story if Kim were dating the footballer while Reggie was sneaking around with January Gessert, it looks like it’s not so.

Guess that clears that up. Here are pics of them anyway … admit it, they’d totally make a hot couple, right? Reggie is getting so jealous right now…

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UNDER THE BRIDGE? Kim Kardashian hasn’t been. At least not Wayne.

Gilbert Arenas Sentenced to Probation in Gun Case


Washington Wizards All-Star guard Gilbert Arenas was sentenced on Friday to two years’ probation for a gun-toting standoff in the NBA team’s locker room.

The judge showed leniency to Arenas, who avoided serving jail time after pleading guilty to felony weapons possession for bringing four guns to work.

Arenas must spend 30 days in a halfway house, perform 400 hours’ community service and contribute at least $5,000 to a fund for violent crime victims.

The judge said he accepted responsibility, was genuinely remorseful, and was a “decent person” who performed acts of charity and kindness to strangers.

Arenas, wearing a dark suit and tie while showing no emotion, admitted his acts were “stupid and irresponsible. I am very sorry that this all happened.”

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BANG, BANG: Gilbert Arenas won’t be doing prison time for packing heat, but he won’t be suiting up with his Washington Wizards teammates anytime soon.

Under a plea deal, prosecutors agreed not to seek more than six months in jail for Arenas. But the judge in the case was not bound by the agreement and could have sentenced him to as little as probation or up to five years in prison.

Prosecutors, led by Assistant U.S. Attorney Christopher Kavanaugh, had recommended that Arenas, who is suspended indefinitely, serve three months of incarceration, three years’ probation and be required to do 300 hours of community service.

Kavanaugh told the judge that Gilbert Arenas was convicted of a similar gun offense previously, that he gave multiple versions of the event, that he attempted to hide the truth and had failed to show genuine remorse. But it was not to be.

Michelle McGee Sells Out Hard


Michelle McGee was the first trashy mistress linked to Jesse James. Now “Bombshell” is looking to cash in on that fact and torment Sandra Bullock even more!

Perhaps taking a cue for Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James, she’s fired up a website where you can see what Jesse James allegedly saw … AND THEN SOME!

Well, he probably saw a lot more than you will, but you get the idea. Regardless, you can see Michelle McGee nude at MichelleBombshell.com for a low price.

Hey, she’s doing it for her kids. Don’t hate! Just support her them!

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Jesse James entered Michelle McGee. Now you can enter … her site.

Actually, $9.95 is probably $9.95 too much. She’s kind of gross if you ask us, and besides, you can peep the stripper video that’s already online for free now.

Totally your call.

Beyonce Pregnant? Unconfirmed Rumors Swirl …


Is Beyonce pregnant? According to Mediatakeout, you better believe it!

The real question: should we actually believe a report by Mediatakeout?

The site claims intel from “a ROCK SOLID source” that legendary singer and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.

Beyonce is supposedly “doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy.” Jay Z? He’s happy, too!

Anyone buy it? “No baby,” one source responded. Another: “Not true.”

Beyonce Pregnant?

So, is Beyonce pregnant or what?

Speculation about the two starting a family began brewing in January when Beyoncé revealed that she was going to take some time off after her tour ended.

“It’s definitely time to take a break, to recharge my batteries,” the superstar told USA Today. “I’d like to take about six months and not go into the studio.”

“I need to just live life, to be inspired again. I’m going to do random things. Go to restaurants, maybe take a class, see some movies and Broadway shows.”

Then there was a report in Page Six a few weeks ago that Beyoncé and Jay-Z were spotted drinking “virgin strawberry mojitos” while vacationing in Chile.

Of course, the celebrity gossip column also reported they were “eating ceviche,” a Spanish dish of raw fish. No alcohol? Pregnant. Raw fish? Not pregnant!

So who knows. Just don’t expect the notoriously private couple to hold a press conference and leak sonogram images if and when the big event happens.

Survivor’s James: “Cameras are my kryptonite!”


This week’s Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains featured a double elimination —
and on the Heroes team, it came down to an injured James and the man he
called “Superman in a girdle” — Colby. Although James promised to start
adhering to the group’s bizarre “banana etiquette” and staged a “Survivor
Olympics” on the beach to prove he was still fit, the tribe opted to go with the healthy man. If it seems like James, who was downed by injury in
Micronesia as well, is cursed, he agrees. “My first time experiencing the
inside of a hospital was in Micronesia! Every time I get on Survivor I get
hurt,” he tells In Touch. “It’s like the cameras are my kryptonite!”

Click here to read more about why James thinks he might be on the Villains team next time.

Jesse James’s mistresses are still lining up

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Ever since In Touch exclusively broke the story that Jesse James had an affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the number of women claiming they’ve also had an adulterous relationship with Sandra Bullock’s husband is rising. The list includes stripper Melissa Smith, photographer Brigitte Daguerre, and a mystery fourth woman, “a beautiful model and businesswoman,” according to her celebrity attorney Gloria Allred. “She has hundreds of text, e-mails and photos” detailing their years-long relationship, according to Gloria, who also represented Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James. The new allegations came as no surprise to Jesse’s ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, who told In Touch exclusively that he was a “chronic cheater, liar and manipulator.” And as Sandra confirmed she won’t attend another public appearance — this weekend’s Kids’ Choice Awards — this morning, Jesse’s reputation only gets worse. “I know that Jesse is reading all the things being said about him right now, and it’s killing him,” Janine said. “It will change him — it has to.”

Morgan Christie Dumps Jon Gosselin Following Sudden, Unexpected Growth of Brain Cells


Apparently coming to her senses and realizing that Jon Gosselin is a douche and she already has a trust fund, Morgan Christie dumped the reality star.

After getting together late last year, Morgan reportedly packed it in this week. “It’s true,” an insider says, noting that Christie first initiated the split.

“He’s a mess and feels like a loser.”

Well, yeah.

Jon Gosselin met Christie, a law school student, while snowboarding in Utah. He parted ways with former girlfriend Hailey Glassman in late December.

His divorce from estranged, grating wife Kate Gosselin was also finalized around that time, but Jon wasn’t hesitant about moving on from either flame.

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HE’S AVAILABLE, LADIES: Morgan Christie personally saw to it that Jon Gosselin went back on the market this week … don’t everyone call his cellphone at once.

He and Morgan Christie were inseparable during January’s Sundance Film Festival in Utah, where they shocked onlookers with tons of PDA and stuff.

“Anyone who saw them remarked how inappropriate it was,” recalled a source in Park City, where the two were even rumored to be moving together.

Fortunately (for Morgan) she thought better of that one.

As Jon’s former spouse rehearses for Dancing With the Stars in L.A. and at home in Wernersville, Penn., he has been staying at a “massive mansion” owned by his girlfriend’s wealthy Connecticut family. Presumably he’s been evicted now.

Why not stay with his eight kids at home? “Kate won’t let Jon have extra custody,” a source explained. “She thinks they’re better off with a nanny.”

Eh, she’s probably right. Unless it’s Stephanie Santoro, the one Jon nailed last year. You just can’t trust that guy around mediocre girls or hired help.

Survivor’s Tyson: “I should have stuck with the sure thing”

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This week’s Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains featured a double elimination — and on the Villains team, that meant a showdown between Russell, who found the hidden immunity idol, and Boston Rob, who won individual immunity. Game mastermind Rob concocted a foolproof plan to keep his alliance intact by forcing a re-vote and eliminating either Russell or Parvati, but Tyson wrote down Parvati’s name instead. When Russell did exactly what Rob predicted by handing over immunity to Parvati, Tyson’s fate was sealed, in what will go down as one of the most inexplicable decisions ever made on the show. “I heeded no one’s advice except for my own, and it ended up getting me into trouble, which is perhaps the first time in history that that has happened,” the 30-year-old from Lindon, Utah, jokes to In Touch.

Click here to read more about Tyson’s risky decision.

Melissa Smith: Jesse James Texted Me … Yesterday!


Jesse James’ mistress Melissa Smith (the second one) claims she is still in touch with Sandra Bullock’s husband, and he texted her as recently as … well, yesterday.

Although their sexual affair ended in 2008, Jesse kept in contact with the 35-year-old stripper with the arrest record, even sending her a text message Thursday!

He wasn’t pleased in said text.

“Jesse sent Melissa a message yesterday and she showed it to me,” says a supposed friend of Melissa Smith. “It said ‘I’m angry and disappointed you’d do this.”

Sandra Bullock probably feels the same way about you, Jesse!

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Melissa Smith? Melissa freaking Smith?! Seriously, Jesse James??!!

The source that was shown the message by Smith says “Melissa said that Jesse was obviously referring to the fact that she has talked publicly about their affair.”

“She shared his text messages with the world – that’s the funny thing about him texting her when she’d already done that – you’d think he would learn his lesson!”

That is kind of funny. Also a little ironic?

“Melissa is pretty pi$$ed about the way Jesse treated her, she thinks he just used her for sex then when he got bored he threw her aside and moved on, so she thinks he’s really got some nerve texting that HE’S disappointed in HER.”

Hard to argue with that, especially considering he was cheating on his wife at the time, and probably on his mistress with the other mistresses he was banging. Jerk.

Friday morning, a still-unnamed woman pushed the number of alleged Jesse James mistresses to four, claiming the two were still involved when the scandal broke.