THG Week in Review: March 13-19, 2010

March 20, 2010


Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Below, our staff takes a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from March 13-19 include …

  • Jesse James has been accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock, who supposedly moved out over the rumors. The woman in question? Michelle McGee, a tattoo model, mother of two, quasi-porn star, and apparent Nazi supporter.
  • Tiger Woods announced a return date to golf (April 8), but it was a slew of Tiger Woods text messages he allegedly sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James that made news. We are talking depraved, violent, messed up stuff.
  • John Edwards’ mistress, Rielle Hunter, posed for some half-naked GQ pictures. She later said she was “repulsed” by those same half-nude GQ pics. Moron.

Sandra Bullock, HusbandMichelle

Looks like marriage trouble for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Trouble by the name of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a tattoo model, porn star and James’ alleged mistress.

  • Heidi Montag briefly hired some psychic “healer” manager nut.
  • Omer Bhatti claims to be the parent of Michael Jackson’s kids.
  • Crazy Jewish extremists want Bar Refaeli to dump Leo ASAP.
  • Adam Lambert appearance of the week: Glamming up Tokyo.
  • Awkward Ke$ha comment of the week: Breast-feeding Bieber.
  • Siobhan Magnus ruled American Idol; Lacey Brown got booted.
  • Miley Cyrus hates her critics … and the Internet … and teen girls, and country music, and Hannah Montana, and Twitter, and celebrity gossip, and …
  • Britney Spears and Jason Trawick totally broke up … or are just on and off … or are totally still together, putting on a united front. Who knows anymore!

A JLH ImageStatuesque Kate Winslet

These beauties are both back on the market!

  • Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt nixed the Jamie Kennedy phase; Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are engaged; And, like, OMG, Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas!
  • Baby news: Kevin Costner is expecting baby #7; Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting #2; Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson are pregnant as well.
  • Police blotter: DMX is staying in jail (at least until Dr. Drew intervenes); Lady Gaga is being sued; Jason Wahler was arrested; Perez is in more hot water.
  • R.I.P.: Guitar legend Alex Chilton passed away, as did actors Peter Graves and Fess Parker. Corey Haim was laid to rest in a private funeral in Canada.

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Kim and Kyle Richards, Others Confirmed for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills


Phew. We really do need more members of the Hilton family in our lives…

E! News has learned the identity of the cast members of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – and, as previously reported, they included Paris’ aunts Kim and Kyle Richards.

Among other socialites that will show us just how real housewives of Beverly Hills can be…

Camille Donatacci Grammer: Pictured. Former Playboy model, wife of Kelsey Grammer for 13 years. Has two children, ages six and nine, both born via a surrogate mother because Grammer has severe irritable bowel syndrome.

Kelsey Grammer, Wife

Adrienne Maloof-Nassif: Her family owns the Palms casino and the Sacramento Kings. Married to Dr. Paul Nassif, a plastic surgeon who has appeared on multiple episodes of E!’s Dr. 90210.

Lisa Vanderpump-Todd: A former actress. Co-owns two restaurants with husband Kenneth Todd. Has three children. Sources say many series scenes will be shot at Villa Blanca, one of the couple’s establishments.

In related news: if you care one iota about the lives of these women, you should schedule an appointment with a psychologist immediately.

Ke$ha Wants to Breast Feed Justin Bieber


When it comes to Justin Bieber, Ke$ha has the same opinion as millions of girls around the world: AWWWW!!!

Actually, the outspoken singer takes her view of the young singer a bit further. In the latest issue of Maxim, this is what Ke$ha said about the 16-year old:

“He’s a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around onstage in a carriage.”

We gotta admit: that’s the strangest Bieber fantasy we’ve ever heard. And fans have sent in plenty.

Ke$ha in Maxim

A couple more excerpts from Ke$ha’s interview with the magazine:

On the worst pickup line she’s ever heard: “Wanna know my favorite? This guy said, ‘Oh, my God, did you just fart? ‘Cause you just blew me away!’ I was, like, ‘Ew!’”

On her newfound fame: “I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone sometimes – I seriously need to pinch my leg. I’m, like, ‘Am I sleeping? Is this real?’”

Maxim Picture