Should Elizabeth Edwards Kill Rielle Hunter?

March 18, 2010


She developed terminal cancer. Her husband used that to garner sympathy while running for U.S. president, all while cheating on her with Rielle Hunter.

He then knocked Rielle up, lied about it many times, and may have even used political campaign funds to perpetuate a cover-up. Yet she stood by him.

His former aide came across a John Edwards sex tape. Rielle posed like a total hoe in GQ magazine and basically said that the affair was all his wife’s fault.

How long until Elizabeth Edwards takes this b!tch out?!

The Rielle Hunter GQ pictures had to be the last straw. She ripped Elizabeth and says she and John Edwards were in love. Will this private hell even end?

In Such Pain

People magazine asks how much more Elizabeth can take, but read between the lines. What they’re really asking is: What’s she going to do about it?

We think that the best defense is a good offense.

We’re not suggesting Elizabeth actually kill Rielle Hunter, or insinuating it’s even crossed her mind, but come on. She’s got to get revenge somehow, some way.

What better way to finish this soap opera, right? She can divorce John and take all his money, but that skank Rielle? She deserves something far, far worse.

Okay, maybe not actual, physical violence. But at least having the fancy house she lives in (and John Edwards paid for) toilet papered to high heaven.

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Jesse James Issues Vague Non-Statement on Affair


Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, has issued a vague public apology to his wife and children, following a woman’s claims that he had an affair with her.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee accuses James of hitting that repeatedly.

In his “apology,” James never directly admits to having an affair, match, but says, “There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me.”

Yeah. No $h!t. Who does this guy think he is, Tiger Woods?!

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Did Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee, a supposed tattoo model and mother of two? He hasn’t admitted it in so many words, but it looks like it.

The Monster Garage star claims says a “vast majority” of the allegations made against him are “untrue and unfounded,” but goes on to say that, “It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.”

Seriously dude. Stop channeling Tiger.

While dodging cheating allegations, Jesse concludes, “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused.”

“I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

FYI, reportedly Sandra Bullock moved out already.

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Tiger Woods Text Messages to Joslyn James: Angry, Dirty, Nasty Stuff


Tiger Woods mistress and porn star Joslyn James did as advertised and posted over 100 sexy text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her on her website earlier today.

The topics? Choking, threesomes, golden showers, etc. Standard fare for Tiger Woods.

We’re starting to get an idea of why Elin Woods is supposedly so irate over Tiger’s dalliances with Joslyn James, even though he had a dozen other mistresses.

Her site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts from the golfer that say:

  • I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
  • I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.
  • Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
  • You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.

The Swing of Things

Just when we thought Tiger Woods couldn’t be more of a depraved individual, another mistress comes forward with text messages about golden showers.

Interestingly, Joslyn James omitted the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it’s impossible to know the context or what she said that may have egged the superstar on.

Then again, that golden shower one seemed pretty unprovoked. Just saying.

And then there’s this, on September 8, 2009: “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight … parent hood melt down :) ” Cute.

The last message, dated October 4, 2009, says, “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you … F**k.”

Woods was allegedly livid because Joslyn went to Tiger’s hotel room in Las Vegas that morning while Tiger entertained investors from Dubai. When he returned to the room … she was still in the room. He was apparently not happy.

No word on whether she was able to make it up to him somehow …

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Joslyn James and Tiger Woods had an interesting relationship.

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Snooki Once Kind of Killed Someone


Before she was a world-renowned trashy reality star, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was criminally charged for getting minors trashed at a house party.

A party that ended with a DUI death of a classmate.

Snooki was one of three individuals charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a Marlboro, N.Y., High School senior at the time.

Truncali died with a BAC of .18 – more than twice the legal limit – when he crashed his car and died on Thanksgiving after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.

He had been drinking heavily in Snooki’s basement before crashing his car on his way home. Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages.

Snooki, of course, has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where partying and binge drinking is frequently part – or all – of the episodes.

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Are Snooki and her co-stars setting a terrible example?

According to police statements, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi, who is Snooki’s mother. Helen was investigated but not charged.

The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki’s rise to stardom.

Michelle and Bill Truncali are upset how she “glorifies” alcohol consumption, and watched two Jersey Shore episodes before they “couldn’t take anymore.”

She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: “She doesn’t care about what happened to our son.” But later she said: “We’re not out to trash Nicole.”

“I never blamed her. She was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others.”

“I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth … I just don’t feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”

Bill and Michelle said they hope that by speaking out they will spread a message to other teens about consequences of underage drinking and driving.

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Jesse confirms betrayal!

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One day after In Touch exclusively exposed Jesse James’ steamy affair, the biker has confirmed his wrongdoings. “It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” he was quoted as saying, before apologizing to his wife and and three children.
“I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me,” he added. Tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee revealed her 11-month relationship with the former Celebrity Apprentice star, married to Oscar winner and fan-favorite Sandra Bullock, in the March 29 issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

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Out & About


Lindsay Lohan ordered ten massaging body sponges from Empire Labs to send to friends and family. Gentling massaging and exfoliating with the hot new
beauty product is a great way to unwind in the bath!

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Jesse James — sans Sandra — takes his kids to school


Just one day after In Touch exclusively reported his sexy affair with a
tattoo model, shamed husband Jesse James faced the public as he brought his children to school in southern California on March 18. Along with Chandler
and Jesse Jr., Jesse toted along his adorable 5-year-old daughter Sunny —
whom mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee tells In Touch she met during her 11-month relationship with the bad boy biker. Absent from the family time
was Jesse’s wife Sandra Bullock. The Oscar-winning actress reared Sunny as her own while the little girl’s mother, adult film star Janine Lindemulder,
spent time behind bars. In addition to his wife reportedly leaving the troubled couple’s home, it seems as though another of Jesse’s loved ones have taken off. The West Coast Chopper founder’s pup, Cinnabun, is reportedly missing again! The dog previously disappeared in January, turning up a month later.

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Michael Lohan Suffers Heart Attack, Claims “OMG Hope You Are Okay” Text From Lindsay


Michael Lohan was scheduled to have a heart procedure yesterday after having a heart attack. But hope was not lost. His his spirits were lifted by a text of support.

That text was sent from none other than Lindsay Lohan.

M-Lo was rushed to the hospital in New York last week with what is believed to have been a mild heart attack, and underwent an angioplasty procedure Wednesday.

Who knew he even had a heart? Sorry. Stents were also being placed as surgeons try to unblock his coronary arteries (similar to the surgery Bill Clinton had done).

Speaking from his hospital bed with Radar Online (don’t we all), Lohan said: “The surgeons are hoping this will work but if it does not I may have to get a bypass.”

We sort of wish he had bypassed this news story right now.

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Is Michael Lohan cooking up tall tales about a text from Lindsay? If she did send one, this photo of her may be more along the lines of the message she conveyed.

While blaming his previous career as a stock broker for the stress, as well as the recent court drama with ex-fiancee Erin Muller, he did have some positive news.

“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too,” says the Father of the Decade.

“My girlfriend, Kate Major, slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been definitely lifted by the overwhelming support from both my family and friends.”

“I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!”

Sure thing, Mike. You just let Radar know how it goes, okay?

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Pal thinks Pam will out-dance Kate!


Kate Gosselin might be making headlines for her upcoming gig on Dancing With the Stars, but Pamela Anderson’s pal Richie Rich thinks the former Baywatch babe will blow the reality star out of the water. “Pam kicks a** and she ran on that beach forever. She’s a little dynamo! I really don’t see Kate Gosselin being able to dance at all,” former Heatherette designer Richie tells In Touch. According to Pam’s constant sidekick, the blond bombshell has been working hard to ensure she takes the top prize on the ABC hit dancing competition. “Pam’s been in rehearsals and she’s doing a great job. Her legs have never looked better!” he adds. Watch Pamela and Kate face off on the show’s 10th season premiere on March 22.

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Kristen Stewart Channels Joan Jett… in her Underwear!


Sorry, Robert Pattinson. But you’re no longer the only person to have seen Kristen Stewart in her underwear.

In a newly-released clip from The Runaways, the Twilight Saga star portrays Joan Jett and practices her iconic single “I Love Rock ‘n Roll.” She does so in very skimpy attire.

This is certainly a far cry from Bella Swan…

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