Vienna Girardi: The Beaver Shot

March 8, 2010


The Bachelor winner Vienna Girardi is one classy chick.

Before being picked by Jake Pavelka as his trophy fiancee on the ABC dating show, she was doing the usual stuff – bikini and occasional topless modeling.

We don’t know what kind of calendar features topless girls in scarves holding giant stuffed beavers, but thank goodness TMZ unearthed a photo from it:

Vienna Girardi, Beaver

Vienna Girardi’s beaver: Insert crude joke of choice here!

Despite rumors that she is an airhead, and/or a manipulative b!tch who “tricked” Jake, and haters speculating that they absolutely will not last, they appear happy.

At least until Jake sees these ridiculous photos of his (hopefully) drunk future wife circulating online. That won’t be good. We give it a few weeks at the most …

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Miley Cyrus: I’m Deeper Than Most People!


In a new preview for The Last Song, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth play kissy face. But that’s just a scene in a movie.

However, the couple officially goes public in the April issue of Teen Vogue, smooching for the camera. See for yourself:

Public Kiss

As part of the magazine’s cover story, Cyrus dishes on Liam in detail for the first time. She says:

“I think we’re both deeper than normal people – what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that, too.”

Come on, Miley! We were about to say how cute you and your man looked… and then you had to go and ruin it with such an obnoxious, conceited quote.

Hemsworth, meanwhile, was asked about meeting his girlfriend for the first time and replied:

“It was funny, working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.”

Take a look at more photos from this Teen Vogue shoot below, followed by an video interview between the couple:

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In Touch Exclusive:Holly to move in with Benji!


Despite rumors that the low-key couple had quietly split, Holly Madison and Benji Madden are actually heating up! In fact, In Touch has exclusively learned that the former Girls Next Door star and her Good Charlotte beau, who have been dating since December, are planning to shack up. “Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking about living together,” a source tells In Touch, adding that the current Peepshow performer will soon leave Las Vegas to be in LA with Benji. The loved-up pair was spotted kissing at an IT BOYS! music video shoot in Sun Valley, Calif., on March 3. “Benji kept telling her how amazing she looked. They couldn’t keep their eyes off each other,” the source says. Benji and twin brother Joel, who discovered the band, had asked blond bombshell Holly to make a cameo appearance in the video.

Mo’Nique channels screen legend on Oscar night

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As a self-proclaimed stand-up comedian and not an actress, Oscar winner
Mo’Nique was in awe to even be standing on the 82nd Annual Academy Awards red carpet. “It feels absolutely amazing!” the star, who took home the honor of best supporting actress for her shocking role as an abusive mother in
Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire, told In Touch at the prestigious event in Hollywood on March 7. Mo’Nique, looking gorgeous in a royal blue Tadashi Shoji gown, fittingly paid homage to Hattie McDaniel, the first African American to win an Oscar for 1939’s Gone With the Wind. “This is the color that Hattie McDaniel wore when she accepted her award,
this is the same flower, the gardenia, that Hattie McDaniel wore in her hair,” she said, adding that she felt “sexy, beautiful” in her exquisite attire. Mo’Nique was escorted to the swanky soiree by her husband, Sidney Hicks.

Oscar Fashion, Celebrities on Full Display at Vanity Fair Party


The red carpet of the Academy Awards was not the only place last night to laugh at Zoe Saldana or drool over Taylor Lautner.

Following the ceremony, anyone who is anyone – and even anyone who is slowly becoming no one (hi, Jessica Simpson!) – stopped by the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

From award winners to former American Idol finalists, we’ve posted photos of the stars at this annual shindig below. Click on each to enlarge…

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[Photos: Splash News]

Lindsay Lohan: Typically Trashy in Purple


We know, we know. When is Lindsay Lohan NOT trashy? Perhaps there was once a time, and there may be again. But it certainly isn’t here in Purple magazine.

The alleged actress recently partook in Terry Richardson photo shoot for that fine publication you probably haven’t heard of, and the pictures are what you expect.

Not from the magazine, from which you likely have zero expectations, but what you expect of Lindsay Lohan pictures. Trashy, partially naked, with cigarettes:

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Lindsay Lohan as you’re accustomed to seeing her.

As you know well from seeing Lindsay’s Muse magazine spread (another well-known publication), this is the sort of thing her career comes down to these days.

Hey, it’s a niche, and it’s a living. Those bottles of Cristal at the club aren’t gonna pay for themselves. Click to enlarge more sort of hit pics of Linds in Purple

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[Photos: Purple]

American Idol Semifinalists Thank Fans for Support


After asking American Idol semifinalists to take down their MySpace, YouTube and Facebook pages, it looks like Fox has lightened up a bit.

In the video below, Andrew Garcia, Alex Lambert and Lee Dewyze thank fans for all their love and support, while also giving out the contestants’ updated addresses on the aforementioned social networks, along with Twitter.

Enjoy the gracious-filled greetings below and sound off on which male you want to see in the finals:

Adam Lambert: Crotch-Pumping in Sydney


We can describe the performance of Adam Lambert in Sydney, Australia this week with three words: Diamond-encrusted crotch plate.

The singer remained true to his controversial, racy self last night by performing Down Under and rocking out to “For Your Entertainment.” He thrusted his private parts, he wore a skintight outfit and he even started the performance with a rendition of the robot.

Not everyone will love it, but Adam knows that. He’s simply proud of who he is and doesn’t cower in the face of critics. It would be nice if everyone shared those traits, wouldn’t it?

Thank you to readers for sending in the following clip. It’s a video of Adam singing an acoustic version of “Whataya Want From Me.” Great stuff below.

Zoe Saldana Earns Academy Award for Worst Dressed


When it came to the major Academy Awards, Avatar was shut out last night.

But the movie didn’t go home as a total loser: Zoe Saldana earned The Hollywood Gossip‘s annual Worst Dressed (dis)honor for the frock she donned below.

Hideous from the front and the back, Saldana is lucky she has a pretty face, considerable talent and the highest-grossing film in history on her acting resume. Because she’ll never make it as a fashion connoisseur.

With apologies to Charlie Theron’s regrettable dress, this was the ugliest of the ugly on the red carpet…

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[Photos: Splash News]

What do you think of Zoe Saldana’s outfit?

Michael Jackson’s Kids Living in Utter Chaos


Was the stun gun incident only the beginning?

Michael Jackson’s three children, known for being nice, well-adjusted and surprisingly normal despite their eccentric dad, are now being raised “in a chaotic environment devoid of discipline and parental supervision,” according to reports.

Prince, Paris and Blanket have been living at the Jackson family home with Michael’s mother, Katherine Jackson, as instructed in the late music icon’s will.

More than a dozen family members live there as well. The big problem, not surprisingly, is that the other kids living in the house are totally out of control.

Well, only if you consider using a Ralph’s rewards card to order a stun gun online and trying to taser Blanket out of control … it’s all how you look at it.

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Is Katherine Jackson in over her head with Michael’s kids?

A source blames MJ’s brothers Randy and Jermaine Jackson, who are described as “the most ego-maniacal, self-centered people that have ever walked the earth.”

That’s saying something on a planet that also features Kanye West.

Red flags were raised and a Department of Children and Family Services investigation launched following a recent incident with Blanket and Jermaine’s son Jafaar.

Jafaar, 13, got his hands on a stun gun, allegedly for the purpose of zapping Michael’s youngest son. Jermaine Jackson now finds himself facing harsh criticism.

“Any kid that grows up with that sense of privilege, you can just imagine the behavior that’s viewed as acceptable,” a source said. “It’s frankly disturbing.”

“This is not something that Michael’s children are used to. They were brought up in a loving home. They’re not used to experiencing this kind of violence.”

Should Michael’s children be placed with another guardian?

“It’s not that simple. Michael was very careful about who and what his children were exposed to. They need someone who can be a constant for them.”