Bill Simmons vs. Keith Olbermann: The War of Words

March 6, 2010


Earlier this week, Bill Simmons (aka “The Sports Guy”) penned an online column, which argued the following thesis:

The eventual comeback by Tiger Woods on the golf course will be more difficult than the in-ring return of Muhammad Ali, following his hiatus from boxing that stemmed from avoiding the Vietnam War draft.

It’s a controversial stance, one meant to elicit opinions and one defended by nine well-reasoned points.

So, how did MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann react? By immaturely taking to his blog and writing:

If the writer can let me know when Woods is punitively drafted by the military even though he is about eight years older than almost all the other draftees, I’ll begin to take him seriously. In the interim I am again left to marvel how somebody can rise to a fairly prominent media position with no discernible insight or talent, save for an apparent ability to mix up a vast bowl of word salad very quickly.

Simmons then Tweeted in response: KO, please know the feeling is mutual. You’re my worst case scenario for my career in 12 yrs: a pious, unlikable blowhard who lives alone.

Sports GuyKeith Olbermann Picture

We love any war of words between two outspoken individuals, but must side with Simmons in this case.

First, Mr. Olbermann, as long-time readers of The Sports Guy, we can tell you how he rose to his position as the top columnist at ESPN.com:

By earning a Master’s in Journalism from Boston University; slogging away for years as a bartender while creating/building his own website; and being discovered by ESPN after he earned a loyal online following.

Some journalists may look down on Simmons because he represents the age of new media, in which a writer can thrive on the Internet without ever speaking to an athlete or going inside a locker room for his columns. But such a niche still requires wit, knowledge and hard work.

The guy recently wrote a 700-page book on the history of basketball that was number-one on The New York Times Bestsellers List.

Moreover, Olbermann has risen to his level of notoriety due to a similar recent phenomenon: the opinionated, 24/7 news cycle.

Finally, go ahead and disagree with Simmons’ take on Woods vs. Ali. But do it in a respectful manner. A few days ago, Simmons took part in a Podcast with fellow ESPN columnist Rick Reilly because the pair has contrasting opinions on the Tiger Woods press conference.

Simmons isn’t afraid to mix it up – professionally, respectfully – with those that don’t share his points of view. But Olbermann was clearly using this Woods’ column as an excuse to bitterly rail against The Sports Guy’s overall success. That’s just petty.

Choose a side in this feud:

Kim Zolciak Denies Lesbian Dalliance, Confirms Big Poppa Relationship


You’ll never believe this, but Kim Zolciak isn’t actually a lesbian. By all accounts, she simply stepped out with Tracy Young in order to garner a few headlines and stir up some controversy.

In an interview with People magazine, The Real Housewife of Atlanta refers to Young – a British DJ – as “a great friend of mine” and that’s all.

What else does she have to say? Find out below…

On boyfriend Big Poppa: We’re doing great. He’s fantastic. It’s been so on and off in the last two years, but the entertainment industry is really difficult and takes a toll on relationships. People are so fascinated with any part that has to do with my personal life. And it’s just that. You want to talk about my kids, I’ll do it all day long. You want to talk about my wig line, I’ll do it all day long. But this stuff… it just really makes me laugh.

DJ Tracy Young

On what she’s up to: My wig line is coming along amazing. I’m doing a celebrity VIP line first, and then I’ll [launch the line for the public] when I get the cost down. And something [else] I’m doing is writing a book on hair and makeup on a budget. And I have more music coming out, which is really great.

On her celebrity status: I have two girls in middle school and that’s what people forget a lot of the time. They’re my top priority. I could say a thousand things right now, but I’m trying to lay low right now. Every day it’s something new and it cracks me up. There are 40 paparazzi waiting for me the airport. And to think I wanted this so bad. But I wanted it, and I wanted to be exactly where I’m at.

The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: February 27-March 5, 2010


Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip‘s Week in Review, where we take a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.

What was your favorite story of the week? Anything in particular stand out or get you fired up? Some highlights from February 27-March 5 include …

  • Crystal Bowersox looks poised for a run on American Idol, as do Aaron Kelly and Michael Lynche. The week’s eliminations were mostly on point.
  • Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi on The Bachelor finale. They are engaged. Tenley Molzahn? crushed. Ali Fedotowsky? The Bachelorette.
  • Oh, and Jake was somehow named to the Dancing with the Stars cast right afterward. Then accused of cheating on Vienna with Tanya Douglas.
  • Kate Gosselin will also be on DWTS this season. Jon Gosselin made news this week too, after Hailey Glassman posted this picture on Twitter.

Vienna Girardi, Jake Pavelka PicJake Pavelka and Chelsie HightowerJake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Step Out

The Bachelor. Dancing with the Stars. West Hollywood. Jake is everywhere.

  • Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger. Admirable or pathetic?
  • Adam Lambert revelations of the week, drug use, bi-curiosity.
  • Naomi Campbell needs to chill with the phone attacks.
  • Same goes for the Jackson kids and stun guns. Yeesh.
  • Erica Mongeon (a.k.a. one of the Ikki Twins) is in a coma.
  • Ke$ha called out Britney for lip-synching. She makes a point.
  • Ben Roethlisberger is accused (but not charged yet) with sexual assault in Georgia. The story is still developing, It’s the second such Ben story.
  • Roseanne Barr is apparently still around, and making headlines for comments about Marie Osmand’s deceased son. Like, WTF kind of comments.
  • Close second on the WTF scale, but with a far more lucid reason behind his remarks: Sean Penn saying he hopes his critics get rectal cancer. Wow.

RoseanneSean Penn at the Oscars

Need a good sound bite? Try Roseanne Barr or Sean Penn.

  • Baby news: Christina Milian & The-Dream (girl), Keyshia Cole & Daniel Gibson (boy), Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart (girl), Joey Lawrence & wife (girl #2).
  • Wedding bells: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney from The Bachelor married in a monsoon. So did Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese. Well, no monsoon.
  • R.I.P.: Michael Blosil, son of Marie Osmond.

Don’t forget to follow The Hollywood Gossip on Twitter for all the latest news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365.

Best of Celebrity Pics: February 27-March 5, 2010


Below are some of the many pics posted over the past week at The Hollywood Gossip. As you can see, it was a crazy week, featuring a lot of crazy characters.

We’ve got them all covered for you, as we do every week. Click to enlarge these images, then follow the jump for tons more from our celebrity picture gallery …

Sean Penn PictureSydney SingerBye, JermaineHot PoseJermaine Jackson PhotoFootball CutieHair Phone Reloaded!Crazy PerformerDave Navarro NudeThe Former Governor of AlaskaThe K SistersJayden James and BritUnder Her Umbrella. Ella. Ella. Eh. Eh. Eh.Ken Paves Fondles JessicaJake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi PhotographRemember Me Premiere PhotoBlake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse KissingJustin

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie PictureRoseanneChandie Yawn-Nelson PictureShannen Doherty and Mark BallasEvan Lysacek and Anna TrebunskayaJake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Step OutApologizing TigerCharles PearsonVienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka PhotoDr. Drew Pinsky PictureJ-Woww is RightKate RehearsingDeeply, Deeply SorryRebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane PicTiger Woods, Steve WilliamsErica and Victoria MongeonHaeley Vaughn ImageKatie Stevens on StageAt Her PianoMichelle Delamor on IdolLacey Brown PicSiobhan Magnus LiveDaniel Gibson PhotoKeyshia Cole PhotoDamian Whitewood PhotoFox PictureBiel on the Red CarpetSnooki ImageMichael Lynche PicUrban, TimThug LivinPrince Michael Remember ThemTim Urban ShirtlessVicki Gunvalson PhotoStupid FaceVienna Girardi, Jake Pavelka PicJessica S. PhotoAn Audrina Bikini PicChristina Milian with The-DreamCheryl Cole PictureAshley Cole PictureBlonde Britney Spears PictureGenevieve CorteseMarie Osmond PhotoPadalecki PicDecked Out for IdolLobster HeadMr. & Mrs. MonjackBret Michaels PicAwww Alert