Poor Blanket. One day, he’s being dangled over a balcony by his dad. Then, years later, an older cousin orders a freaking stun gun online to taser the tyke.

Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son, Jaafar, ordered a stun gun online, and according to reports, Blanket (a.k.a. Prince Michael Jackson II) was the target.

Presumably just as a (horribly misguided) prank? We hope?

Randy Jackson initially said that the gun was confiscated by security when it was delivered three weeks ago and locked up by guardian Katherine Jackson.

TMZ reports that children at the Jackson home were playing with the gun last week, however, specifically using the gun on the second floor of the house.

Security guards on the property were perplexed because they couldn’t figure out where the noise was coming from … nor could they identify the sound.

Late last week, we’re told one of the security guards went upstairs and “stopped Jermaine’s kids from stunning Blanket.” The guard confiscated the gun.

The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services went to the Jackson home in Encino last night, around 10:30, confiscating Jaafar’s stun gun.

But sources say the kids have a second gun that DCFS did not recover and is somewhere on the property. DCFS considers this “a very serious situation.”

Randy, brother of the late Michael Jackson and Blanket’s uncle, says the gun was delivered to the house  weeks ago, only to be intercepted by security.

Katherine Jackson’s lawyer, Adam Streisand, claims that Katherine took control of the gun and locked it up, until DCFS took the gun away on Monday.

DCFS conducted interviews last night at the house with Katherine and some of the kids. Michael Jackson’s three kids live with her, as do some cousins.

Both Randy and Streisand insist none of the Jackson children ever got hold of the gun, but TMZ’s sources inside the DCFS seem to suggest otherwise.

We can’t even think of anything to add to this story. We just hope for Blanket’s sake – and everyone’s – that the weapon was removed and no one hurt.

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Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don’t end in penises being posted on Twitter.

Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today’s Tweets.

We can’t say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin’s penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:

1. She definitely posted a picture of someone‘s penis.
2. It is not large.

Gross.

In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon’s (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:

• This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He’s single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives
• This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get Burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns
• Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot
• Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON”T THINK SO twitterworld!

You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis.

Whether that’s really Jon’s c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.

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If Lil Wayne thinks arson is the way to delay his prison term, he’s probably wasting his efforts. You’re gonna have to do the time at some point, dawg!

Just kidding. He had nothing to do with it, but you have to admit, it’s pretty funny that Lil Wayne’s trip to prison has been delayed a second time now.

All thanks to a fire in the courthouse where he was to appear for sentencing Tuesday. February 9, the rapper got a reprieve because of … dental work.

That was weird enough. Today, he was inbound on a plane from Miami to New York when a smoky basement fire shut the courthouse down for a day.

It took an hour to control the fire, and five firefighters, two civilians and a prisoner were hurt. No word on which of Weezy’s henchmen lit the blaze.

Kidding again.

Lil Wayne is going to jail. One of these days.

Having been convicted on a weapons charge and facing prison time, whenever it happens, Lil Wayne had posted a farewell of sorts Monday on Twitter:

“yesterday i smiled,today i smirked tomorrow i stop…………………….thanks all for your thoughts and prayers,they’re needed.”

Also needed? Punctuation.

The rapper’s been hella busy in the weeks leading up to what’s expected to be a year in jail, shooting nine videos in a 48-hour stretch at one point.

Lil Wayne’s attorney, Stacey Richman, says he’s actually upset about the delay: “Once you make up your mind to do something, you want to do it.”

He also applied that philosophy to Nivea Hamilton… and Lauren London. This prison term is really gonna slow down his rate of knocking up skanks.

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The Bachelor finalist Tenley Molzahn couldn’t hold back the tears when Jake Pavelka dumped her for Vienna Girardi on Monday night’s powerful season finale.

But looking back, she says she’s better off, and she’s right.

In an interview airing Thursday on The Bonnie Hunt Show, Tenley Molzahn says despite the heartbreak, she is “feeling good and ready to see what’s next.”

On the finale, Jake Pavelka claimed he was in love with both Molzahn and Vienna. However, he said he proposed to Vienna because he felt more of a spark.

“I think it is actually a better thing that I am here today in this position,” Tenley says, even as Jake has Vienna in all sorts of different positions right now.

DUMPED: Jake Pavelka sends Tenley Molzahn home.

“If he was in love with both of us, really in love with us, if he was saying ‘I do love you’ to me the same day he told Vienna, ‘I love you, will you marry me’ … then I think I am in a good position because I don’t want to be someone’s second.”

On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show, host Chris Harrison said he doesn’t understand why so many viewers are opposed to Pavelka choosing Girardi.

“Who are we to say that they don’t deserve each other and aren’t happy?” he said. “If this was put up to popular vote, Vienna would not be the girl.”

“Jake did what was best for him … I am proud and appreciative of that. He fought like hell for Vienna. Maybe that shows how in love he is with her.”

If nothing else, Jake has made a pimp daddy proud, and that is a wonderful thing. Click here for a photo gallery of true love between Jake and Vienna.

Will Jake and Vienna last?

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Spring may be in the air, but Robert Pattinson fans have a far more exciting reason to be glad it’s March:

The actor’s latest movie, Remember Me, opens in just a few days. Which means one thing: publicity tour!

Pattinson spoke to Matt Lauer yesterday and then signed autographs for fans in New York City. From there, it was on to the movie’s Big Apple premiere, followed by a sit-down with the ladies of The View.

First, photos from the former event. They’re highlighted by Robert and co-star Emile de Ravin, along with a special appearance by Kristen Stewart…

[Photos: Splash News]

On The View, meanwhile, Barbara Walters compared Pattinson to James Dean and the crowd went wild.

Watch a clip from his interview on the ABC talk show below.

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What happens when three of the hottest fake vampires on the planet walk the same red carpet together?

No blood is shed, but every head in the room turns, that’s for sure.

Such was the case last night, as Kellan Lutz, Stephen Moyer and Paul Wesley were all honored by Cosmopolitan Magazine as Fun Fearless Males. They attended a party at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in NYC and posed for photographers there:

Moyer, of course, is a key part of the True Blood cast, playing Bill Compton.

Lutz, meanwhile, stars in the Twilight Saga as Emmit Cullen; while Wesley makes viewers of The Vampire Diaries drool in his role as Stefan Salvatore.

Also present at the event? Gerard Butler, Terrell Owens, Ed Westwick and Chris O’Donnell. But they don’t hold a fang to these hotties. Check out more pics of Kellan, Stephen and Paul below:

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Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged in large part because, to quote Jake, their chemistry is “lightning hot.” What a tool.

Ridiculous cue card lines aside, certain couple just have that spark. Case in point? Newly-reunited former spouses Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil.

The photo below was recently taken at Blake’s love nest in Sheffield, England. It’s believed to be the first image of the two since they got back together.

How did they ever fail the first time? Eh, probably the heroin use and his prison sentence. But for the love of God, take a look at this searing passion …

CRACK COCAINE: John Mayer likens former fling Jessica Simpson to hard ass drugs. These two also conjure up the image of crack, but not in the figurative sense.

The picture was taken by a friend at Blake’s flat, and is actually the first we’ve seen of them since November 2007 when Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and jailed.

The couple’s divorce was finalized in September 2009 but they became engaged again, or at least “in a relationship” on Facebook, just a few months after that.

The image was released by a friend to show Amy and Blake are happy, despite rumors Blake is cheating on Wino with a pre-op transsexual, among other women.

Here’s another picture of them just in case you weren’t sure the above one was legit, or you can’t get enough of the two, or you insist on torturing yourself …

HEAT: Some couples just have it. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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One is a former NFL All-Pro, another is a former astronaut.

One recently won a Gold Medal, another pretended to win over the heart of Vienna Girardi in order to become a celebrity.

Indeed, the new cast of Dancing with the Stars is both eclectic and exciting. Just hours after all 11 celebs were announced, ABC has released their professional pairings, one of which has to go down as the most attractive duo in show history.

The following tandems will take to the floor together on the March 22 premiere:

• Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska
• Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough
• Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower
• Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: The hottest Dancing with the Stars pairing of all-time? Discuss!

• Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke
• Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel
• Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya
• Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani
• Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas
• Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood
• Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa

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Lady Gaga is a sexual being.

Perhaps more so than most, considering those pesky hermaphrodite rumors. Whether she’s a woman and/or a man, she claims she’s not getting any lately.

“I’m single because I don’t have the time,” she told a group of reporters at a M.A.C Cosmetics’ Viva Glam event in London. “You know what? That’s okay.”

“Even Lady Gaga can be celibate.”

So well spoken in the third-person. Guess Matthew Williams is out of luck. The singer goes on to offer words of wisdom to girls regarding sexual behavior.

If only Bristol Palin had listened to this: “If you can’t get to know someone, then you probably shouldn’t be having sex with them,” she said.

Want a piece of this? Too bad, Lady Gaga doesn’t have time.

Words to live by. Lady Gaga continued, wisely encouraging young women to carry condoms and get frequent HIV tests, reiterating “You are not invincible.”

She also discussed some of the downsides of intercourse for ladies.

“Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers.”

“We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

Well, she disproved her own point there, but we get the drift. This concludes today’s lesson in Sex and Relationships 101 with the Fabulous Lady Gaga.

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The lineup for the latest season of Dancing With the Stars includes tabloid favorite and recent divorcée Kate Gosselin, but the multiple Mom isn’t the only big name to put on her ballroom shoes. Gold medal figure skater Evan Lysacek, who just wowed the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, former Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, ESPN sports babe Erin Andrews, and current Bachelor Jake Pavelka will all be in the mix. Shannen Doherty will follow in the steps of Jennie Garth and Ian Ziering, her fellow Beverly Hills, 90210 teen stars-turned DWTS contestants. The funniest contestant will certainly be comedian Niecy Nash, who plays sassy Officer Raineesha Williams on Reno 911!, the hunkiest is All My Children star Aiden Turner, and the sentimental favorite will probably be 80-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Dancing With the Stars’ 10th season premieres March 22 on ABC.

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