Floyd Landis Accused of Hacking Into Lab to Change Failed Drug Test Results

February 15, 2010


A national arrest warrant has been issued in France against U.S. cyclist Floyd Landis in connection with a hacking operation in which he allegedly attempted to change the results of a failed drug test. That’s not one you hear every day!

Landis has been linked to a case involving stolen computer data from an anti-drug laboratory. French judge Thomas Cassuto is seeking to question Landis about his alleged connection to a hacking operation that targeted the lab.

That sounds like the most poorly-hatched plot since John Edwards’ idea to gank a diaper from his love child and bribe a doctor to fake a paternity test.

Floyd Landis Picture

Nice try, Floyd Landis. But we have to give you credit for trying to cheat the system to cover up your previous cheating of the system. Go big or go home, right?

Pierre Bordry, the president of the French anti-doping agency, accused Floyd Landis of having a link to the computer hackers. Cassuto also issued a national warrant for Arnie Baker, a longtime Floyd Landis coach and adviser.

“Landis used the hacked files for his defense,” said Bordry, referring to Landis’ infamous appeal before an anti-doping arbitration hearing in California.

“He wanted to show the lab made mistakes in handling the tests.”

Landis was stripped of his 2006 Tour de France victory after testing positive for high levels of testosterone. His appeal of the decision was rejected.

Eclipse First Look: Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria, Edward and Bella… in Bed!


Two new photos from Eclipse have been leaked, and each is OMG-worthy for its own reason.

First, fans can get their first look at Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria. The actress controversially took over this key role from Rachelle Lefevre after the latter portrayed the character for the first two Twilight Saga films.

In the scene below, Victoria is not getting along very well with Edward, is she?

Victoria vs. Edward

Meanwhile, the second Eclipse image truly has fans buzzing. For what reason? It’s a simple equation:

Kristen Stewart + Robert Pattinson – A couple shirt buttons + A steamy embrace = YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE PHOTO BELOW RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT.

Edward and Bella in Bed

Eclipse comes out on June 30. Fans are as eager for that date to arrive as Bella is to get Edward’s clothes off in this shot from the movie.

** For a couple more steamy stills from the film, visit our Eclipse photo gallery!

Jason Trawick Wines, Dines Britney Spears


Britney Spears is about the only celebrity we can think of whose ideal Valentine’s Day consists of a trip to McDonald’s and Target, but that was the case yesterday.

Boyfriend and agent Jason Trawick pandered to Britney’s desires by chauffeuring his lady love to the popular fast food restaurant and big box store February 14.

What a gentleman.

Some stars like Speidi try to act like high rollers. Others think super-sizing a meal is all you need to win your lover’s heart. You want fries with that, darlin’?

Now if these two could only pull it together a bit in terms of their appearance. Wow, guys. This gives new meaning to the term ridin’ dirty … as in unclean:

Driving Ms. Crazy Pants

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick venture out into the sunlight to go on a special, romantic date. No word yet on whether they survived this harrowing experience.

Not to sound critical, but is Jason looking gaunt, exhausted and worse for the wear? Has he lost weight? Is he trying to get Jamie to fire him and cut him loose?

Eh, as long as they’re happy. Click to enlarge more Jason Trawick and Britney Spears pictures for a further glimpse of their romantic Valentine’s Day outing …

Big Mac For BritneyHaggardnessHot MessesTaking Britney on a DateA Hot MessSpears and TrawickA Trawick PhotoRidin

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

A Very Speidi Valentine’s Day


Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag never let a holiday go by without the obligatory photo shoot. Or the obligatory plastic surgery or 10 in her case. Just disgusting.

What would Valentine’s Day be without a pimp treating his favorite ho to a romantic suite in the Ceasar’s Palace resort, decorated by Frederick’s of Hollywood?

Nothing, if you’re Speidi.

The latest round of Heidi Montag plastic surgery was on full display in Sin City. As you can see, Spencer Pratt’s cash cow is now more cyborg than human …

The Princess of Plastic Surgery

As you can see in the photo gallery below (if you have a strong stomach), The Hills star received numerous gifts, including basques, a babydoll nightdress, heart embellished stockings, Champagne and chocolate-dipped strawberries.

Nauseating.

Later in the evening, Heidi and Spencer Pratt hosted a Valentine’s bash at the resort’s Pure nightclub. After that? You don’t even wanna know what happened.

It likely involved Heidi Montag nude. Just saying. We don’t have that here, but close. Click to enlarge this display of grossness from the gruesome twosome …

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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Jay-Z on “We Are the World” Remake: Bad Idea!


When Jay-Z speaks, people listen. That’s the kind of respect this artist and producer has earned.

That’s why his critique of the recently-remade version of “We Are the World” is receiving so much attention, as the rapper told MTV News over the weekend:

“I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: ‘We Are the World,’ I love it, and I understand the point and think it’s great. But I think ‘We Are the World’ is like [Michael Jackson's] ‘Thriller’ to me. I don’t ever wanna see it touched.”

The man makes a good point. No offense to Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber (okay, some offense to the former), but the iconic single loses a lot of luster when such young musicians are taking the place of Jackson, Bob Dylan and other luminaries.

Jay-Z Picture

“I’m a fan of music. I know the plight and everything that’s going on in Haiti. I applaud the efforts,” Jay-Z added. “But… some things are just untouchable… I think it’s time for us to make a new [song].”

Do you agree with Jay-Z? Listen to the remake NOW and then vote below: What do you think of it?

More Nicole Polizzi Nude Pics Supposedly For Sale


Snooki nude.

It’s something you wanna see (at least we hope not, for your sake), but something we’re seeing stories about all the time. Pretty bizarre if you ask us.

Following the leak of an alleged Snooki nude picture last week come reports of more supposed shots of Nicole Polizzi naked being released and sold.

The lovable Jersey Shore cast member has denied the existence of naked photos, but an anonymous group is readying to post another “sexy” shot.

According to reports, this sketchy group wants to sell the entire set of naked pictures of Nicole Polizzi – plus video. People may bid hundreds for it.

Snooki Kissing

Pass.

The new pic on nakedsnooki.com shows her from behind in lingerie. The naked photos match the background of her room, as seen on Snooki’s Twitter.

Pics and a video, which is by far the most graphically revealing of all the material and seems to have been taken by Snooki herself, are all for sale.

Jersey Shore has been renewed for a second season by MTV. No word if the network is behind the nakedsnooki.com site and this is all a PR hoax.

Either way, guys, if you wanna see Snooki nude, just go to Karma in Seaside Heights. Girl will be grinding with no underwear. The cover is only $15!

Heather Mills: An Incredible Humanitarian


We should all be more like Heather Mills.

No, we shouldn’t marry rich, whine about a $50 million divorce settlement and generally come across as all that’s wrong and spoiled about the world.

But we should dedicate a chunk of our time and resources to charitable causes, as Paul McCarney’s ex claims to have done with her oversized bank account.

“Most of it’s been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter’s future security,” she said this week. “I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change.”

Heather M.

This story doesn’t exactly jibe with other reports on why Mills is nearly broke. Sources have said she spent $2 million on a pool for her home in Englad, for example. (Man, we gotta see that pool!)

If you actually believe Heather is out of money because she spent it all on other people, you must also feel terrible for Tila Tequila and her miscarriage.

Ugly Betty’s Mark Indelicato to work at Teen Vogue

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It looks like life is imitating art for Mark Indelicato! The adorable actor, whose show Ugly Betty focuses on the lives of employees at the fictional fashion magazine Mode, will intern at Teen Vogue when his series ends this spring. Already a TV darling, the star would like the cameras to follow his foray into the real-life world of fashion. “I want to have a reality show about it. My boss said he’s determined to make me cry. He said it makes good TV,” Mark told In Touch at Joonbug.com’s Style 360 kickoff party with a fashionable farewell to ABC’s Ugly Betty in New York on February 13. The 15-year-old student at New York’s prestigious Professional Performing Arts School will miss his co-stars as the comedy wraps up its fourth and final season, but he remains optimistic about the future. “I think we’ll all go to bigger and better things, and it’ll be perfect — everything is going to be fabulous,” he happily added.

Source: Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler Just Friends


They’ve been seen and romantically linked together a lot lately, but multiple sources say Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler’s supposed romance does not exist.

You mean this was just a rumor sparked by them being in a movie together? Shocking. The moral of the story? Don’t believe every piece of celebrity gossip.

Unless it’s from THG, that is. Even if it’s a report that can’t be trusted but will still entertain you, we make that abundantly clear. We’re not OK! with slander.

The Bounty Hunter stars supposedly went on a romantic getaway in Cabo last week to commemorate Jennifer’s 41st birthday. That was true … sans romance.

All of Jen’s buddies, including Sheryl Crow and Courteney Cox Arquette, joined her. Gerard did get an invite, but it was more PR-related than love connection.

Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler Picture

Jennifer Aniston is ready to rock Gerard Butler’s world … on screen.

“Jennifer goes to Mexico every year with her girlfriends for her birthday and this year she decided to invite Gerry along for a bit of fun, too,” says an insider.

“She doesn’t mind that rumors spread like wildfire. Jen likes Gerard being around, he’s funny, always cracks jokes and he loves partaking in the cocktails.”

“The other girls don’t mind having him around at all. He’s a fun, hilarious addition to their vacation. They are friends. They get along great. But that’s it.”

“Gerry is single and always on the prowl. He’s enjoying his Hollywood bachelor lifestyle so much that even Jennifer Aniston can’t get him to give it up.”

As for rumors that they were kissing at the Golden Globes? “They were not making out!” a Fox snitch said. “They play around, but there is no kissing.”

Too bad. They may a hot couple, don’t you think?

Michael Lohan & Kate Major: Moving to L.A., Filming Reality Show


Just when you thought you’d heard everything, Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are moving from New York to Los Angeles together. There’s more too:

Lohan says he is hoping to get some of his “celebrity” pals to join him and participate in different charity fundraisers (i.e. PR opportunities) along the way.

M-Lo explains: “We’re calling the show Crossing Borders because not only will we be crossing physical borders state to state, but moral borders as well.” 

Deep.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major

Two people who definitely need their own show.

“While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different. Each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person. Viewers will see that we all try our best, but sometimes cross the borders of right and wrong.”

This guy ought to teach philosophy.

No word on when: