Rielle Hunter: Cheating on John Edwards with Jeff Goldblum?

February 10, 2010


John Edwards is a bad person. He knocked up some weird videographer while married to his lovely, cancer-stricken wife, the mother of his three children.

He then tried to lie his way out of this, engaging in a huge cover-up potentially aided by funds donated to his campaign for President of the United States.

That’s hard to top, but perhaps what goes around comes around. At the same time Rielle Hunter was doing him, she too was reportedly having an affair …

… with Jeff Goldblum!

The Law & Order: Criminal Intent star met Rielle in 2006 at the Playhouse West acting school and repertory theater in N. Hollywood, where he teaches.

“Jeff said he was in love,” a source says, and at this point, you can’t discredit anything. “They were extremely close – totally, 100 percent, a major item.”

Jeff and RielleDear John Edwards ...

This is the weirdest love triangle ever.

They were so serious that when the blonde nut job got pregnant in 2007, Jeff naturally assumed the baby was his – and Rielle Hunter even led him on.

“He asked her,” says the source. “She’d only say, ‘Maybe.’ She kept him guessing.”

THG NOTE: Why the hell would anyone get involved with Rielle Hunter?

When it clear he was not the dad, Jeff, who now dates Tania Raymonde (a.k.a. Ben’s daughter on Lost) ended the affair. Rielle was hardly heartbroken.

“Rielle really didn’t care that she lost Jeff,” says a source close to the bat$h!t crazy woman. “She knew he was just a fling. She cared more for John.” 

And his $18,000 a month in child support.

Not to worry, Jeff. Even if you did sleep with Rielle, at least you used protection or got lucky, and regardless, this rumor doesn’t involve you being dead.

Nicole Forrester Accuses Josh Duhamel of Possibly Making Like John Edwards


According to Nicole Forrester, there’s a 95% chance Josh Duhamel is doing a great impression of former Presidential candidate John Edwards.

According to THG, of course, there’s 99.99999% chance Nicole Forrester is full of crap.

The Georgia-based stripper – who claimed in November that she regretted telling the tabloids about her affair with the actor… yet is now milking the allegation for loads of cash – tells The National Enquirer that she’s with child.

“Yes, I’m pregnant. Yes, it’s probably Josh’s. I haven’t decided what I’m going to do,” Forrester told the newspaper this week.

How confident is Nicole that Duhamel is the father? 95 percent, she said.

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The Enquirer is rarely a reliable source, but it did correctly call the Edwards/Rielle Hunter affair.

It was also the first to detail Forrester’s supposed night of passion with Fergie’s husband, as she claims they had sex – bad sex, mind you – in a $820/night hotel suite after they met at Atlanta’s all-nude Tattletales Lounge club.

The publication says Forrester has passed a polygraph test.

Of course, Duhamel must do a lot more than simply deny an affair in order to emulate Edwards. He’s still an aide-assisted, state funds-used cover up and sex tape to go!

Tenley Molzahn: Bachelor Sweetheart or Prude, Manipulative B!tch?


Is Tenley Molzahn the sweet, genuine cutie she appears to be on The Bachelor? Not according to her ex-husband’s mistress, to whom he is now engaged!

One of Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s frontrunners all season and one of his final three heading down the stretch, Tenley is a fan favorite … but for how long?

Tenley Molzahn has won much sympathy from Jake and fans by noting that her previous marriage ended after her ex, Ryan Natividad, cheated on her.

But the “alleged” other woman who came between their marriage, which lasted just 15 months, says Tenley isn’t “the sweet girl everyone thinks.”

She’s also a manipulative … and a prude.

PrudeWill You Accept This Rose?

Tenley Molzahn certainly plays the part of the girl-next-door sweetheart who got her poor heart broken … does Jake Pavelka know what he’s getting into?

“She’d only allow sex once a week… and sometimes withheld that,” says Christina Latham, who is now engaged to Natividad, and denies he ever cheated on Tenley.

Latham also says The Bachelor hopeful “wouldn’t let him see his family.”

Sounds like the stuff of a controlling b!tch … but is it true? A Tenley pal says that “She loved Ryan deeply. If there was any bad treatment, it was instigated by him.”

But Latham insists, “There is no way she loved him.”

On The Bachelor, Tenley took Jake to her hometown of Newberg, Oregon, and Jake even got her dad’s blessing. But should he beware of what she may be hiding?

What do you think? Is Tenley the girl she presents herself to be or a brat who emasculates men Kate Gosselin style? And who should Jake pick?

Jersey Shore: Creepin’ on South Beach in Season 2!


Brace yourself for massive amounts of GTL. Break out the hair gel and tight clothing. Double the police detail on Collins Ave. The Jersey Shore cast cometh.

Season 2 of Jersey Shore will film in South Beach, according to reports, rather than, say, New Jersey. Rumor is the gang will live in a house off Lincoln Road.

Tanning bed, duck phone and Italian flags included.

Filming is slated to start in May. Rumors that Jersey Shore might set up shop in Miami intensified after producers asked to film at the city’s hot Mynt Lounge.

Presumably, permission was granted. Who wouldn’t want Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi, J-Woww and Angelina at their nightclub?

THG NOTE: Every other patron at said nightclub.

Jersey Shore Trio

PORTABLE GUIDOS: The Situation, Snooki & Co. are Miami-bound.

Reports have surfaced in recent weeks that the network was deciding between Miami and nine other warm cities. Looks as if the choice has now been made.

As the Miami Herald put it, “lucky us.”

Idol Chatter: Kara DioGuardi Stands Up for Ellen DeGeneres


As recounted in our American Idol rundown from last night, we thought Ellen DeGeneres made an outstanding debut as a judge. She was fresh, funny and didn’t try to overshadow the contestants.

From most of what we’ve read online, almost all television critics agree with that assessment.

So we found it odd that Kara DioGuardi spoke to E! News today and defended her new cohort from attacks on her Idol premiere, attacks we weren’t aware existed.

“How it’s edited and what you see is very different from my experience,” Kara said. “I remember just thinking she was very funny and critical and had heart… It’s edited in a specific way. It has to be. It has to be about the contestants.”

The sentiment is nice, but it’s hard for DioGuard not to come across as condescending, considering how many viewers don’t like her very much.

The Judging Panel

Kara added that it was impossible to compare Ellen and the woman in whose seat she occupies.

“Paula and Ellen [are] completely different, and I think they both bring something valuable to the table… It’s something that takes time to get used to, and I think [Ellen] did an incredible job for her first time there.”

So do we! So do most people we’ve talked to.

In closing, DioGuardi said “I would love to see a girl win” and, based on one night of Hollywood auditions, she may get see that hope come true. Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox, Haeley Vaughn and Janell Wheeler all stood out this week.

What did you think of Ellen as a judge?

Levi Johnston: Coming to Desperate Housewives?


Levi Johnston is reportedly set to guest star on Desperate Housewives. Yes, we’re serious. This rumor hasn’t been confirmed, but we didn’t make it up, either.

Sources say the almost-son-in-law of Sarah Palin has landed a multiple-episode guest role on the long-running ABC drama. The reason why? A certain Cherry.

No, not the fact that he popped the cherry of Bristol Palin. Desperate Housewives creator March Cherry met Levi at the 2008 Republican National Convention.

A member of the Log Cabin Republicans, Marc has been intrigued by the possibility of a guest-starring role for him ever since. Looks like now may be the time!

Levi the Deadbeat

Morning show veteran Levi Johnston is ready for prime time!

Asked about the rumored Desperate Housewives gig, which would depict Levi as a boy toy for an older woman, a la Jesse Metcalfe, a friend of Sarah Palin said:

“Well, maybe now he’ll be able to get caught up with his child support payments.” Oh, snap, deadbeat dad. Your Playgirl-posing a$$ got straight owned there.

Levi is presently being sued by Bristol Palin for $1,750 a month in child support. He claims he’s tried to send money to her before and just hasn’t heard back.

Either way, who isn’t pumped to see Levi Johnston nude on Desperate Housewives? You know he will be … it’s kind of the only thing he’s got going for him.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler: On (Again)?


Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler back together? Are they even together at all? Were they ever apart? These questions are all very much unclear.

Well, to us anyway. Star has no problem asserting that Jen and Gerard are once again an item … even if they probably never really were to start with.

Apparently The Bounty Hunter co-stars are holed up in a $9,000/night suite, and have been sipping margaritas – wait, wait for it – at night! OMFG!

It’s her “second chance romance” in Mexico, after all, and she’s making the most of it. You can pretty much cement their status as a couple now…

Jen and Gerard: So On!

IT’S ON AGAIN: Was it ever off? Is it really on? Who knows!

It seems like only yesterday that Jennifer Aniston was getting back with Brad Pitt, according to this same publication, because it pretty much was. Oh well.

At least one person is probably happy to read this: Angelina Jolie. Not only is Jen apparently moving on from Brad, but she looks pretty rough in that bikini.

The pic may be from 2002, but still. Rough!

Hailey Glassman: Bashing Jon Gosselin, Throwing Birthday Bash


In news only slightly less weird and relevant than Rachel Uchitel being hired by Extra, Jon Gosselin’s ex Hailey Glassman is throwing a huge 23rd birthday bash in NYC.

Hailey, whose big day is February 19, pokes fun at the age difference between her and Jon on her party invitation, titled “Black out or get out.” We don’t really get it.

She sent the invite to more than 3,000 people on Facebook.

“Come out and party for my 23rd. I may be turning 23, but I feel like 32. Come help me remember what it’s like to be 23, aka young and fabulous again,” she writes.

The newly single Hailey Glassman just wrapped a photo shoot for Steppin’ Out magazine and is all ready to party next week at Quo, one of the city’s hottest sports.

The venue has hosted celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani, and Diddy in the past. She assures invitees the “real Hailey” is back. So … this is the fake Hailey?

Hard Ass Hailey

Hailey Glassman wants you to come party! Girl fashions herself as kind of a bad ass … and she definitely is a loose cannon. Definitely in Jon Gosselin’s league.

Seriously, Extra?!?


While Tiger Woods tries to piece his life back together, isn’t it nice to see his most famous mistress using her promiscuity to land a new job?

Sources confirm that Extra has hired Rachel Uchitel as a special correspondent. Her qualifications as a reporter? She has slept with Woods, Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz.

Another Rachel Uchitel Image

Said a representative for this shameless entertainment news program:

“A very special episode of ‘The Hot List’ airs this coming weekend on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as “Extra’s” ‘ultimate insider,’ who will report on what’s hot in Hollywood on this week’s episode.”

Insert your preferred, easy punchline now. We’ll go with either: Numerous male celebrities would agree, it’s ultimately a cinch to get insider her.

OR:

You better get checked for STDs, The Hot List, you aren’t exactly the first thing Uchitel has been on recently.

Angelina Jolie Visits Haiti, Is Awesome


Yesterday, we showered Angelina Jolie with praise due to her personal involvement in so many charitable causes, the latest of which being the earthquake in Haiti.

For irrational, jealous reasons, however, many haters commented that Jolie only pretends to care about the less fortunate because it helps her image.

There’s no proof of this, merely the assumption that someone who once acted strangely (i.e. wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck) couldn’t possibly have a selfless bone in her body. We find this narrow-minded and absurd.

But even if we were to grant the premise that Jolie has ulterior motives for her actions, we ask readers: SO WHAT?

Does that make her money any less helpful to the charities it is given to? Does this make her presence any less inspiring to the Haitians she visited this week?

Jolie in Haiti

Instead of taking wild guesses about what’s going on inside Angelina’s mind and heart, why not look at the actions themselves:

She and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to relief efforts in Haiti. She visited the SOS NGO Village for children in Port-au-Prince yesterday, along with the Doctors Without Borders hospital in the region.

You want to believe this is all some calculated PR move? Go right ahead, even though we pity you for taking such a cynical, negative stance.

But in an era where Kim Kardashian is admired by millions for posing on the red carpet, isn’t it refreshing to see Jolie on the front lines of poverty, regardless of her internal motivations for being there?

The people of Haiti sure think so. Watch their reaction to Angelina in the video below.