Noah Cyrus Launches Children’s Lingerie Line

January 28, 2010


We wish we were making this up:

Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line… of children’s lingerie!

It’s called “Ooh! La, La Couture” and it’s pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. To wit:

Children

This isn’t the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels.

Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

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Nick Jonas is the (V)MAN!


As the latest cover boy for VMAN magazine, there is no doubt: Nick Jonas is THE man!

The young singer poses in a variety of ways, most of them in a retro style, all of them H-A-W-T!

Nick, who is touring with his new group, will eventually reunite with his brothers on stage.

For now, when asked about modeling, he says: “I just prefer to make people happy with my music.” Will he settle for both? Ogle this Jonas sibling below:

VMAN Photo

VMAN Cover BoyHandsome JonasNice NickCute KidIn Black, In White

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Rihanna on Matt Kemp: I’m Single!


Rihanna and Matt Kemp have certainly been having a good time of late.

Just don’t expect him to be there at Sunday’s Grammys: “I’m going alone, as always!” she told Us. “Even when I was in a relationship, I always have gone alone.”

She then added, “I’m still single, if that’s what you really want to ask!”

Single? What about the trip to Dubai? Or all that frolicking Rihanna and Matt Kemp did in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? Or the pic of them at the NBA game below?

“It was a blast!” she said, coyly, about all of the above.

Rihanna and Matt Kemp

If Rihanna and Matt Kemp aren’t dating … what are they?

As for the Grammys Sunday night, she said she is “excited” about being nominated for Best Rap/Song Collaboration with Jay-Z and Kanye West for “Run This Town.”

“This was actually the first  music we did since the last Grammys,” she said. “It’s exciting that it’s nominated. We cannot wait. We hope we bring home the bacon.”

Even if she doesn’t, she’ll enjoy this year’s show more than last. Rihanna’s appearance at the 2009 Grammy Awards was cancelled after Chris Brown … you know.

Kemp yesterday denied rumors involving his own abusive past.

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Brother of Susan Boyle Fears for Her Safety


On Tuesday night, Susan Boyle returned from recording a single that would benefit Haiti to find an intruder in her home.

As a result of this incident, and a similar occurrence on Christmas that posited two strangers outside the singer’s back window, Susan’s brother is concerned. Very, very concerned.

“I am very upset about the lack of security,” John Boyle told The Sun. “Her management company are too busy counting the money Susan has made them to consider her safety. The family have told them several times that vast improvements need to be made to avoid something like this happening.”

So far, though, the lack of a response has troubled John.

At Her Home

He even compared the possible scenarios to the most violent event in music history: the assassination of John Lennon.

“Susan is a massive world star and needs better protection,” he said. “You look at what happened to John Lennon in New York – it’s really worrying.”

The singing sensation, meanwhile, is standing strong. She said: “I’m not going anywhere – nobody’s pushing me out of my house.”

They are pushing her off the charts, however: Ke$ha finally took over the top spot from Boyle on the album sales chart this month. It was quite a run for the Scottish artist.

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Kim Kardashian: I’m HOT, HOT, HOT!


You won’t believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for a few photos – in a bikini!

Due to the rarity of this occurrence, the professional celebrity felt a need to Tweet a handful of pictures from the shoot to her followers, accompanied by the humble words: “HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!”

She also refers to her swimsuits as “SUPER SEXY & EDGY!”

Do you agree? Or is the bathing suit not exactly what catches your attention in the images below…

Tantalizing Tweet

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Looks like those pastries Kim consumed on Monday played no factor on her body fat. She Tweeted earlier this week:

“OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it’s not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok.”

Sure it is, Kim. You’ll just down some QuickTrim and crap them all out anyway.

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Supriya Harris Accuses Steven Jackson of Abuse


Steven Jackson hears a lot of boos as a member of the St. Louis Rams. If he did what he’s accused of here, he’ll think the abysmal 2009 season was nothing.

The running back is accused of beating up girlfriend Supriya Harris during an “argument” last March – while she was nine months pregnant with his child.

In a complaint filed with the Las Vegas Police Department, Harris says that Steven Jackson “became enraged and pushed me to the ground, repeatedly.”

Harris claims her then-boyfriend, “forcibly grabbed my arm and flung me against the door. I was protect my stomach from the blows, I was 9 mos pregnant.”

That’s even more messed up than Harris’ grammar.

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Did Steven Jackson ram Supriya Harris into a door?

Even worse, Supriya Harris claims Jackson “continued to shove me against the door until his nephew … interceded and yelled, ‘uncle, she has a baby, stop.’”

Harris claims she was “bleeding heavily” from wounds she received after she was smashed into a door handle and Jackson took her to a nearby hospital.

There, he instructed her to lie and tell doctors that she was injured from a fall in the shower. Ten days after the incident, Harris gave birth to their son.

According to the complaint, Harris claims she left Steven four months later after he threatened to beat her up again at a music festival in New Orleans.

Jackson and Harris have been arguing over child support payments, with Harris filing documents begging a judge to force Steven Jackson to pay up.

That case is still pending.

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Tori and Dean “rough it” in new season of reality hit

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She may have grown up as red-carpet royalty, but these days, Tori Spelling isn’t afraid to get down and dirty. The Oxygen network reality starlet hit the road with nearly 3-year-old son Liam, 19-month-old daughter Stella, and hubby Dean McDermott for the fifth season of their hit show, Home Sweet Hollywood. Instead of taking a first-class flight, the famous family drove from LA to Georgia to visit their former beloved baby nurse, Patsy. “We
loaded everyone up in an RV. We roughed it,” Dean told In Touch of the brave coast-to-coast road trip as the couple teamed up with Cottonelle in New York
on January 27. “We stayed in motels!” Tori, the daughter of the late Hollywood producer Aaron Spelling, echoed of the not-so-glam vacation. Despite withstanding the crude conditions, there is one area of domesticity that Tori is not willing to compromise — toilet paper! “I am over, he is under!” she said of her and Dean’s stubborn stances on paper etiquette. To choose which way Tori and Dean should roll, visit cottonellerollpoll.com to pick sides! Also, catch the
Spelling-McDermott road trip on the new season of their series this spring.

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Loredana Jolie: Tiger Woods is a Freak in Bed; Sex Addiction Rehab is a Lost Cause


Loredana Jolie says Tiger Woods’ treatment for sex addiction might be a lost cause, because he was an animal in the sack and is just “not normal” overall.

Well, tell us how you really feel, Loredana Jolie!

One of the hotter and more scandalous Tiger Woods mistresses (she worked as a call girl) tells the N.Y. Post that the world’s #1 golfer is a freak in bed.

So much so that sex rehab probably won’t cure him.

“He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning,” Jolie said. “He wasn’t a healthy guy. He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night.”

“I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him.”

The Sicilian-born stunner, who also goes by Loredana Ferriolo, is shopping a book about clients she “serviced” as an escort for madam Michelle Braun.

Loredana Jolie Ad

Tiger Woods mistress Loredana Jolie looks ravishing in a cosmetics ad she modeled. That was just her day job, though. She moonlighted as a high-priced call girl.

Loredana’s rep, Teisha Dynell, told us, “There were many other celebrity clients, actors and businessmen from New York, California and around the world.”

It’s doubtful she “escorted” anyone more famous than Tiger freaking Woods, though. He supposedly hired her off and on for two years until about 2008.

Dude was into some kinky stuff too.

“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal,” Loredana said.

“He likes role-playing, he likes to be the one control, the guy wearing a suit while girls are performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”

Uhhhhhh…

“He’d have different girls all the time … role play, fetishes, stuff like that. He would also ask me to text pictures of myself when we weren’t together.”

Braun, who first outed Loredana as one of Tiger’s women, said: “The girls would tell me what went on with Tiger. He always asked for girls and liked threesomes. But I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”

There you have it folks. Tiger Woods allegedly had sex romps with men present or somehow involved. Just when you thought you’d heard everything.

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The curtain’s closing for Ashlee — and she couldn’t be happier!

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As a busy Broadway star, Hershey’s “Pieces” spokeswoman and hands-on mom,
it’s no wonder Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is looking forward to some much-needed time off. “I plan to take a break and just go home. And get a massage!” the raven-haired beauty, who ends her strenuous stint as Roxy Hart in Chicago early next month, told In Touch as she introduced the new “Pieces” flavors at the Hershey’s Store in New York’s Times Square on January 27. The proud mama of 1-year-old Bronx and wife of rocker Pete Wentz has been performing eight shows a week since her November 30 debut. “It’s definitely hard work! Now, I’ll let life happen as it comes. I’m looking
forward to Mommy time,” she added of her upcoming leisurely life in LA. But
don’t fret Ashlee fans, the “Pieces of Me” singer won’t neglect the
recording studio for long. “I’ll get in the writing zone when I get home,”
she said of making a follow-up album to 2008’s Bittersweet World.

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Jay Leno Plays the Victim, Admits to Lying, Sucks as a Human Being


We always knew Jay Leno wasn’t funny. But who knew he was such a whining, lying manipulator?

Days after Conan O’Brien officially left NBC, and Leno reclaimed The Tonight Show hosting gig, Jay appeared with Oprah Winfrey to try and rehabilitate his image. It’s safe to say he failed… miserably.

In a series of responses, – each more damaging than the previous one – Leno said he hasn’t spoken to O’Brien; admits to lying to viewers a few years ago; and acts as though he’s somehow the victim in this late-night mess. A few excerpts:

On being replaced by O’Brien: “It broke my heart, it really did. I was devastated.”

On telling viewers in 2004 than he was going to retire: “I told a little white lie on the air. It made it easier that way.”

Lousy Leno

On the new program’s failure: “The show failed because it was basically doing a late-night talk show at 10 o’clock. I was given enough time. I got fired this time because my show did not perform.” (THG note: you did not get fired, Jay. You got promoted! Conan got fired.)

On accepting a 10 p.m. time slot to save jobs at his show: “You say to the 170 people who work here, ‘Listen, I don’t want to get my reputation ruined, I don’t want anyone talking bad about me. I’ve got enough money. You people can all fend for yourself.” (What about the hundreds of jobs that were lost at the 10 p.m. scripted shows NBC canceled to set you up, Jay?)

On Jimmy Kimmel’s skewering of him: “I got sucker-punched… I walked into it. [But] you don’t whine and complain.” (Until now, apparently.)

On Conan’s cancellation: “It all comes down to numbers in show business. If the numbers had been there, this wouldn’t have happened.” (No way your terrible showing as a lead-in played a role, right Jay?)

Leno concluded the interview by saying he hopes Conan gets a new job as a competitor and “the best man wins.”

Sorry, Jay, but future ratings (as a result of viewers that appreciate a lack of wit and creativity) does not make one a good man. Showing class and an ounce of humility would have done the job, but it’s too late for that.

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