Brooke Mueller Ordered to Undergo Therapy

January 25, 2010


Still recovering from pneumonia, Brooke Mueller has been ordered to undergo stress reduction and psychological therapy sessions.

“The doctors told Brooke on Sunday that if she wants to get better she has to reduce stress and get a lot of R&R in the coming weeks,” an insider told People. “Her mom is checking out spas around the country now.”

Sounds like the best prescription we’ve ever heard of.

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Mueller has pneumonia in both lungs, which makes it difficult for her to breathe. She’s still stuck in the intensive care unit of a Los Angles hospital, where she’s been receiving a dose of strong antibiotics for close to a week.

The doctors treating Brooke blame her slow recovery on the enormous stress in her life, a lot of which is a result of the Christmas Eve incident where she was allegedly beaten and threatened by Charlie Sheen.

“The doctors basically said Brooke is not going to get better without taking her health in her own hands and reducing the stress surrounding her life,” said the source. “She has to do it now.”

On February 8, Mueller and Sheen are due in court to see if a judge will lift an order of protection against the actor.

Even Kourtney Kardashian Calls Out OK! Weekly


It’s one of the more pathetic supermarket tabloids out there, as OK! Weekly often picks from the bottom of the gossip trash pile when selecting its cover stories.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up about a dozen times over the last six months, according to the magazine, for example.

However, you know you’ve reached the lowest of the low as a publication when Kourtney Kardashian takes issue with your feature on her. This is a woman that’s never met coverage she didn’t embrace, publicize and/or promote.

But Kardashian has spoken out about OK‘s latest cover photo of her and son Mason, which includes the tagline “Kourtney’s After Baby Exclusive.” Just a couple problems with that headline:

  1. She never spoke to the tabloid for the story;
  2. “They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” Kourtney said.
  3. She gained 40 pounds while pregnant, not 26, as the magazine cited.

With all this in mind, allow us to apologize to Kourtney. Perhaps motherhood truly is maturing this reality star, as it’s difficult to imagine her calling out any tabloid feature on her in the past. There’s hope for your mom yet, Mason!

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Kourtney Kardashian’s pretend post-baby body versus her real post-baby body. Shame on you, OK! Weekly.

Lady Gaga Speaks on Hermaphrodite Rumors, Her Androgynous Appeal, Sex with Women on 20/20


With her outrageous getups, sexually-charged songs and blood-soaked performances, Lady Gaga has become a bona fide star at just 23 years of age.

Much has been written about her, but in an interview with Barbara Walters on 20/20 Friday, Gaga said there are some big misconceptions out there.

That she has a penis is one of those misconceptions, but more on that in a moment. What she hates most, she says, is hearing that she is artificial.

“The truth is that every bit of me is devoted to love and art,” she said. “I aspire to try to be a teacher to my fans… to liberate them of their fears.”

Just Gaga Over Gaga

Asked about lyrics that seem to imply bisexuality, Gaga confirmed that she’s had sexual relationships with women, though she’s only been in love with men.

Gulp. Turning her attention to the ongoing Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors, the singer put them to rest (sort of) once and for all. This was the exchange:

Barbara Walters: You’ve heard the rumors going around … the rumor that you are both a man and a woman?
Lady Gaga: [pause] I’m familiar with it.
Barbara Walters: Is it true?
Lady Gaga: No.

Well, there you have it. Although, asked if she is upset by such rumors, Gaga said her androgynous appeal is a big reason for her success, and doesn’t exactly go out of her way to limit that. So believe whatever you want about her!

Follow the jump to see Lady Gaga’s interview on 20/20

Daddy Diddy hosts son’s Sweet 16

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Teens everywhere look forward to their Sweet 16 — friends, presents, a
cake — and a sexy serenade from Lil’ Kim?! For Sean “Diddy” Combs’ son Justin, turning the big 1-6 was celebrated with a star-studded soiree thrown
by dear old Dad, complete with congratulatory performances by Trey Songz,
Fabolous, and of course rap’s infamous beauty Kim. Despite the perks of
having a music mogul pop, Justin remains humble. “I’m blessed and thankful
for all this. He’s the best father I could ever ask for,” the birthday boy
told In Touch at his Sweet 16 in New York hotspot M2 Ultralounge on January 23. Papa Diddy couldn’t be prouder of his modest Mini-Me. “I just love how
he’s grown and matured. He’s a respectful kid,” Diddy gushed. Weren’t
invited to Justin’s A-list bash? Catch the party highlights on MTV’s My
Super Sweet 16
in March.

Andy Dick arrested

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After remaining clean and well-behaved on VH1′s Sober House last year, Andy Dick seems to be getting back into trouble. The comedian, who has confessed to an alcohol addiction, was arrested in West Virginia in the early hours of January 23 on two counts of Sexual Abuse in the First Degree. According to a
statement released by the Huntington Police Department, Andy “engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas” at Rum Runners nightclub. The not-so-funnyman was taken to Western Regional Jail in Barboursville, and later released on $60,000 bail. The recent incident isn’t Andy’s first brush with the law˜he was similarly arrested near Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, Calif., after exposing a 17-year-old girl’s breasts in July 2008.

Javaris Crittenton Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge


It’s time to give Javaris Crittenton his due.

The Washington Wizards guard has been largely overlooked as the other dude in the gun-toting, locker room standoff with the team’s star, Gilbert Arenas.

But let’s not forget that it was Crittenton who:

  1. Allegedly threatened to shoot Arenas in his surgically repaired knee after he lost money to him at cards, sparking an infamous prank gone awry
  2. Happened to be strapped himself, pulling his piece after Arenas laid four firearms out in the locker room and left a note telling him to “Pick 1″

For his role in this ridiculousness, Javaris Crittenton pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor weapons violation. Arenas pleaded guilty to a felony gun charge.

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STRAPPED: Javaris Crittenton will no longer be packing heat.

Crittenton pleaded guilty Monday to possession of an unregistered firearm. The D.A. will drop a charge of attempted carrying a pistol without a license.

The player apologized for what he called an “embarrassment” before being sentenced to a year of unsupervised probation for the misdemeanor.

Senior Judge Bruce Beaudin ordered Crittenton to do outreach work with young people in the Washington, D.C. He was also fined a total of $1,250.

Crittenton’s lawyer, Peter H. White, says Crittenton brought a legally owned, unloaded handgun to D.C. “only because he legitimately feared for his life.”

In an NBA locker room.

Amber Rose Skinsuit: Celebrity Fashion at its Worst


Sorry, Jennifer Lopez.

Move over, Lady GaGa.

Take a backseat, all other fashion trainwrecks of 2010. Amber Rose has set the bar so low that no ridiculous outfit will ever top it. Or bottom it, we guess we should say.

The short-haired girlfriend of Kanye West accompanied her man to Paris for that city’s Fashion Week over the past few days, and each dress she donned was more outlandish than the previous one.

Unlike the fur coats worn by this duo last Thursday, at least no animals were harmed in the making of the attire below. But that’s the only positive thing we can say about it…

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What do you think of Amber Rose’s skinsuit/bathing suit/indescribable getup?

New Tiger Woods Scandal Details: Elin Woods Texted Rachel Uchitel Pretending to Be Cheating Husband


Lies. Ambien. Text message impersonation. Golf club-wielding insanity.

The Daily Beast cites close Elin Woods sources in piecing together the clearest picture yet of the Tiger Woods scandal, a.k.a. the most expensive car crash in history.

These sources’ details mesh with the more credible accounts of the post-Thanksgiving altercation to date, and we’ve excerpted some scandalous details here:

During the run-up to Thanksgiving, Tiger gave Elin advance warning that the National Enquirer was about to run a story claiming he had an affair with Rachel Uchitel.

Woods swore the story was false and that he had only met Uchitel 1-2 times at social outings. The day before Thanksgiving, Tiger convinced Uchitel to talk to Elin.

Rachel Uchitel spoke to her for half an hour, and Elin believed that the relationship was platonic – until she read the Enquirer‘s specifics of the purported affair.

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Sources say Elin Woods busted Rachel Uchitel via text message.

That evening, the two argued. Tiger decided to end the bickeringby taking Ambien and going to sleep (he often took Ambien to help him sleep – and bang Uchitel).

After Woods fell asleep, Elin looked through his phone, found texts to Uchitel (under her real name) and discovered one saying “You are the only one I’ve loved.”

Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, Elin began texting Rachel Uchitel, pretending to be Tiger, writing “I miss you,” and asking, “When are we seeing each other again?”

Uchitel texted back, surprised that Woods was awake. Elin felt this response indicated that the two of them spoke earlier that night, before Tiger took his Ambien.

At that point, Elin Woods called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger. Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.” Uchitel’s shocked reply: “Oh f–k.”

She immediately hung up.

Normally quiet and controlled, Elin became enraged and woke Tiger by screaming at him. He seemed disoriented from the Ambien. The fight ratcheted up quickly.

Shortly after waking up, Tiger sent another text to Uchitel warning that Elin uncovered the affair, that he was about to pack, and their divorce might be imminent.

Elin found this text too, though, after he locked himself in the bathroom for several minutes without his phone. Elin didn’t tell Woods what she’d seen, however.

After he came out, she exploded, trying to hit him on the chest and arms with her fists, and then finally chasing him from the house while she wielded a golf club.

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An expression we imagine Tiger Woods has worn a lot lately.

Shoeless, he ran into the car and peeled out of the driveway before crashing into a fire hydrant and then smashing into a tree, resulting in the police being called.

Woods went to the hospital and when he was released, Tiger was whisked off to an undisclosed location, as Elin was too furious to allow him back that afternoon.

This likely explains why Elin told police who arrived at their mansion outside Orlando that Woods was not able to speak with them then, saying he was asleep.

Representatives for Tiger and Elin have not commented on this. Gloria Allred, attorney for Rachel Uchitel, commented only to say “We have no comment on this.”

According to a friend, Elin remains furious, but their marriage is not over yet. She will wait for the golfer to finish sex addiction rehab before making a decision.

She was with him in rehab this weekend, according to reports, adding credence to reports that she may still take him back. But all bets certainly remain off.

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American Idol Axes Season Nine Finalist Michael Lynche


It’s not on the level of Antonella Barba blow job pictures getting leaked online, but we have our first American Idol controversy of the season.

One of the 24 finalists already chosen has been given the boot – due to his moronic father.

Indeed, Michael Lynche will no longer appear on the show because his father reportedly confirmed to The St. Petersburg Times that his son had made the semifinals. Sharing information on finalists before those episodes air is against Fox policy.

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Avril Lavigne joins the American Idol regulars for one of this week’s audition installments.

Along with contestants such as John Park and Katelyn Epperly, Lynche was rumored to have moved on to the final 24. Those selections have already been made in Hollywood, though the announcement won’t be made on air until February 24.

Lynche has already been replaced, sources say.

Mark Kerrigan Pleads Not Guilty to Assault


Nancy Kerrigan’s brother Mark pleaded not guilty to charges of assaulting their father Daniel, who died Sunday after a struggle at the family’s Massachusetts home.

Reports say Mark Kerrigan cried during arraignment in Woburn District Court, where he faced charges of assault and battery on an elder with serious bodily injury.

According to the police report, Daniel collapsed after the former figure skating champion’s brother allegedly choked him during an altercation yesterday.

The incident apparently erupted over the use of a phone. Nancy’s mother said Daniel had a heart attack and fell to the ground during the altercation with Mark.

Mark Kerrigan’s bail was set at $10,000.

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Mark Kerrigan being led to court by authorities after his arrest.