Noah Cyrus Talks About Everybody Getting Crunk, Boys Trying to Touch Her Junk

January 14, 2010


Noah Cyrus is at it again.

Miley’s little sister has released yet another age inappropriate video, as she’s gone from singing about smacking buttocks on the floor to getting crunked all night long.

Indeed, 10-year old Noah lip synchs to Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” in the clip below. Yes, it’s nice to see a little girl that’s responsible enough to brush her teeth every night. But with a bottle of Jack? That isn’t right…

We know you loved Miley’s stripper routine, Billy Ray Cyrus. But can you please put a stop to this before it’s too late?

Gilbert Arenas Charged with Felony Gun Possession


Embattled, gun-toting NBA star Gilbert Arenas was charged with felony possession of a firearm Thursday, according to Washington, D.C., authorities said.

The Washington Wizards player is now formally accused of a serious crime – one that carries a maximum of five years in jail, the Washington Post reports.

The charge was announced Thursday afternoon by the U.S. Attorney’s office for the District of Columbia after weeks of investigating Arenas’ conduct.

Arenas’ attorney and prosecutors were negotiating a plea deal today and it was not immediately clear whether the filing of charges was a part of that.

Most likely, Arenas would plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge and steer clear of jail. Court officials are prepared to have Arenas in court on Friday.

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Gilbert Arenas is in hot water over packing heat in the locker room.

The U.S. Attorney’s office alleges that on December 21, Arenas “did carry, openly and concealed on or about his person, in a place other than his dwelling place, place of business or on other land possessed by him, a pistol, without license.”

That pretty much sums it up. He supposedly had guns with him at the Wizards’ facility and got into a heated standoff with teammate Javaris Crittenton.

The two got into an argument after a card game and Crittenton allegedly said he should shoot Arenas in his surgically repaired left knee, sources said.

Days later, Arenas, a notorious practical joker, reportedly placed the guns on a chair next to Crittenton’s locker with a note instructing him to “pick one.”

More details as the story develops

Jealous LeAnn follows Eddie to work!

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LeAnn Rimes stole the heart of Eddie Cibrian when they co-starred in the Lifetime TV movie Northern Lights last year. And lately, she’s been keeping close tabs on her beau — rarely letting him out of her sight. An insider tells In Touch that the country singer has been spending her free time on the set of Eddie’s popular TV show, CSI: Miami, in order to be near her man. According to the insider, LeAnn, 27, camps out in Eddie’s dressing room trailer — whenever she isn’t standing around on the set keeping a watchful eye over him! “Eddie’s always been a flirt, but when she’s on the set he doesn’t look at — or talk to — any women,” says the insider. But that doesn’t mean that he’s happy to have her around all the time. “Eddie seems to be uncomfortable with LeAnn’s constant presence. He’s always telling her to stay in his dressing room, but whenever he walks out on set, she’s right behind him,” reveals the insider. Although reps for both LeAnn and Eddie deny the story, perhaps LeAnn has good reason to stick close to Eddie, 36. The insider says, “They were both married to other people when they got together, so it’s not out of the question to think either one would stray again.”

Out & About

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- Mya performed at The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, N.J. After singing, the star relaxed with Moët & Chandon Rosé in a private VIP cabana.

Robert Pattinson: A Bad Role Model?


The effect Robert Pattinson has on his young fans is clear.

They scream in the streets for him; they camp out for days to attend his movie premieres; they buy posters, shirts and all kinds of apparel with his face on it; they help him sky-rocket to the A-list and be considered for a new franchise lead.

In short, whether Pattinson asks for it or whether he deserves it, this fact is undeniable: he influences million of people.

With that in mind, it’s difficult to not be taken aback when looking at a couple outtakes from the actor’s photo shoot with Wonderland Magazine. These never made it into the publication, but Pattinson didn’t know that would be the case when he stuck a lit cigarette into his mouth and posed for them:

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Is Robert well within his rights to smoke? Of course.

But was it really necessary to do so as part of a pictorial that would be viewed around the world? Unless Pattinson was trying to prove that even he’s capable of looking ugly, we say no, not at all. It was a dumb decision.

What do you say? Does smoking in such a manner make Pattinson a bad role model?

Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Lowndes vs. Paris Hilton


What happens when a 90210 actress wears the same outfit as a former sex tape star?

A Fashion Face-Off for the ages!

Or, really, just a regular fashion face-off. But we still require your assistance and opinion.

Over the last few weeks, both Jessica Lowndes and Paris Hilton were spotted out in the same dress. The former went bare-legged, while the latter added stockings (and a generally annoying personality). Compare, contrast, vote below…

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Who wears this outfit better?

Wednesday’s Late-Night Wars: Team Conan vs.Team Jay, Revisited!


Like our Tila Tequila Twitter Tracker, we may soon need to make a rundown of late-night jabs and one-liners into a daily segment.

In the wake of the NBC programming debacle, David Letterman and company continue to chime in on Jay Leno’s eventual takeover of the 11:35 p.m. time slot.

It’s a mess, and we feel badly for Conan O’Brien, but it’s also made for some great material. A sampling of last night’s jokes are below…

Jay Leno: “Conan O’Brien, understandable, is very upset. He had a statement in the paper yesterday. Conan said NBC only gave him seven months to make his show work. When I heard that — seven months! How’d he get that deal? We only got four.”

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Conan: “Hosting The Tonight Show has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for me – and I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.”

“According to a new TV Guide poll, 83 percent of voters want me to stay at 11:35. When he heard this poll number, President Obama asked, ‘How can I get NBC to screw me over?’”

Letterman: “Last night on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel did the entire show as Jay Leno. Jimmy Kimmel was so convincing as Leno, today NBC canceled him.”

“Isn’t it lousy cold outside today? You know, they say, from the weather bureau, they say it’s caused by an arctic chill between Jay and Conan.”

Craig Ferguson: “For those of you who don’t remember Tiger Woods, he’s the guy we used to make fun of in the olden times before late-night TV went nuts and we all started talking about each other all the time.”

Whose team are you on, readers?

Ryan Callahan, Alleged Bachelor Crew Member / Cheater, Dumped By Girlfriend After Scandal


The Bachelor producer who supposedly had an “inappropriate relationship” with contestant Rozlyn Papa just got dumped by his girlfriend, according to reports.

Hope it was worth it, Ryan Callahan! Whatever it consisted of!

The ABC staffer was already with someone when he allegedly wooed one Rozlyn, one of Jake Pavelka’s rose recipients. She got kicked off the show as a result.

“He had a girlfriend that worked on the show at the time,” a source tells E! News, claiming “They were together, and he cheated on her with [Rozlyn Papa].”

Callahan got dumped after the story broke. Here’s a pic of the guy:

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Rozlyn Papa was booted for her “relationship” with Ryan Callahan!

To recap: On Monday’s episode, Rozlyn was booted after host Chris Harrison vaguely accused her of an “inappropriate relationship” with an unnamed staffer (Callahan).

She admitted she was close to the crew member in question, but vehemently denied sex or even kissing took place and said, basically, that the show railroaded her out.

Yesterday, Chris Harrison hit back, insisting that the relationship was indeed physical, other people saw it, and they never would’ve fired Callahan without being sure.

Callahan has yet to comment, but to sum up, he sparked a national TV scandal, lost his job and his girlfriend, and probably never even hit it with Rozlyn. Nice work dude!

Who do you believe in The Bachelor scandal?

Report: Tiger Woods Pledges Major Haiti Relief


Tiger Woods is “doing something amazing,” according to reports – and that something amazing isn’t Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, etc., etc., etc.

Def Jam co-founder Russell Simmons Tweeted today: “I heard Tiger Woods is donating a cargo plane with a mobile hospital out there. Keep our prayers high!”

Russell is referring, of course, to Haiti, the island nation suffering from a tragic earthquake that some believe has already claimed nearly 50,000 lives Tuesday.

If Simmons’ statement is true, it would be a great PR move, but more importantly an amazing humanitarian gesture. Such aid could save thousands of people.

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Tiger Woods has a long way to go to repair his image, but this could be a great start. More importantly, he could help save many lives in the wake of this week’s tragedy.

Fox Sports’ Jason Whitlock suggested last night “if I’m Tiger, I park a luxury liner off the coast of Haiti and me and Rachel Uchitel pass out $10 mil in bottled water.”

Maybe he took such advice to heart.

Rachel Uchitel, of course, was the first woman publicly outed as one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. We hope Russell Simmons’ intel turns out to be true in this case.

Earlier today, we reported how Brangelina donated $1 million to relief efforts in Haiti. If you’d like to donate as well, here’s just one of many sites where you can.

Joe Giudice: Busted for DUI


Forget The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Meet The Real Moronic Househusband of… New Jersey.

Joe Giudice, who is married to reality TV’s favorite table-thrower Teresa Giudice, crashed his car early this morning and now finds himself in trouble with two different police departments.

Captain Ed Rosellini of the Montville Township Police told E! News the accident took place around 1:45 a.m. and:

“It was a motor vehicle accident, and he was taken to the hospital. Officers believed he had a drink and he was then tested for alcohol and charged accordingly.”

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Giudice was taken to the Morristown Memorial Hospital. After a blood sample was taken, he was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.

But that’s not all!

The incident tipped off the nearby Clifton Police Department, which proceeded to arrest Joe on an outstanding warrant for a number of city ordinance violations. He posted $2,625, got out of jail around 6 a.m. and headed home… to face the wrath of his four children and insane wife.

Good luck, buddy!