Tila Tequila to Haters: You’re Just Jealous!

January 9, 2010


In case your Internet connection has been broken over the last few days, we’ll quickly bring you up to speed:

Casey Johnson passed away on January 4. She was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila, who has spent the last week blogging, Tweeting and calling out the family of her deceased girlfriend.

Based on these actions, the talentless, attention-mongering reality star has come under fire for exploiting Johnson’s death in the name of publicity.

Her response to these accusations? She never asked to be in the news and everyone is just jealous. We’ll let Tila, via her latest blog entry, take it from here…

I didn’t ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking shit about me, calling me names, you know what?  You’re just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives.

I may have grown up from a poor family, but at least one thing they taught me was hard work, manners, and treating others the way you want to be treated.  I love people, I love my fans, and I am an all around pretty much an old fashioned Southern Gal from Texas.

Clothed Tila

As for those scantily-clad photos that Tequila posed for, just days after Casey died? Come on. The photographers were being really nice!

“Some paparazzi’s can be really nice,” she wrote, butchering the English language worse than she’s butchered the public’s sympathy for her. “Like the ones who showed up at my house and that’s why I let them take pics of me and was being nice back.”

Tila’s overall message? Be nice to me and I’ll pose seductively for you. Otherwise, you’re just jealous.

Anyone out there got a message for her?

Kim Kardashian Insists: I’m Still Sort of Fat!


In light of her recent, extreme weight loss – largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks – Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta’s Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn’t really that thin, saying:

“I don’t have a problem telling people, ‘Hey, look, I have cellulite!’ I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I’m okay with it!”

That doesn’t appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe’s latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Another Bikini Photo

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

“You look heavier when you’re on TV, so it’s better to get [your weight] down… The weight I’m at now is the perfect weight for me. I’m still extremely curvy.”

Before, Kardashian claims, “I just wasn’t comfortable in a bikini.” Hmmm… we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

Casey Johnson’s Dogs: Not Murdered!


We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson’s dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were “taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family.”

Nicky H.Mourning Tila

Tila Tequila, please calm down about those supposedly suffering dogs now. And put on some clothes.

A few days ago, Tila called the police when Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take the puppies away. Tequila has since Tweeted non-stop about how Casey’s two friends were planning on putting the canines to sleep.

But there’s now proof that the animals are alive. After the aforementioned checkup, Hilton Tweeted: “Hope this clears up all the rumors.”

It does. We apologize to readers for wasting their time over this nonsense.

We know you’d prefer to read about Morgan Christie, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend. Please go do so.

Morgan Christie: Dating Jon Gosselin For Some Reason!


Looks like Jon Gosselin is once again spoken for – by Morgan Christie!

A 25-year-old from Greenwich, Conn., and now making her home in California, “She grew up very privileged, tons of money,” one People source says of Morgan.

The former Emory University student is the mystery chick Jon reportedly met while skiing in Utah over the holidays. Some of Christie’s relatives live in that state.

“Jon met Morgan over Thanksgiving while snowboarding in Utah. They’ve been inseparable ever since,” said a source. “They talk and text throughout the day.”

High Rollin

KING OF PIMPZ: Jon Gosselin has struck again!

A source adds that Morgan may have played a role, indirectly, in Hailey Glassman’s alleged trashing of Jon’s NYC apartment – supposedly triggered by his cheating.

Morgan Christie was actually with Jon when he found his apartment ransacked, but they “immediately drove to Pennsylvania” and crashed there after the incident.

Apparently things are going well between the two. Jon is supposedly determined to keep this relationship out of the spotlight. We’ll believe that when we see it!

Little else is know about Jon’s new piece at this time, but we’re sure that will change soon. Follow the jump for a photo of Morgan Christie the Enquirer unearthed:

Jon Gosselin

This is Morgan Christie. That is Jon Gosselin. Run for it, Morgan.

More Ashley Greene Naked Photos: Released (and Body Painted)!


At least Ashley Greene has learned something.

In August, pictures of the very naked Twilight Saga star were leaked online. They’ve since been removed, but trust us: they were quite bare and extremely X-rated.

Therefore, it’s nice to see the actress wearing something over her private parts in a new, nationwide photo spread. Well, sort of.

Greene will be featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. She’ll be starring in a series of ads for SoBe and she’ll be donning her birthday suit yet again – this time, however, it will be covered by a painted-on body suit.

Seriously. We gave you a sneak peek earlier in the week and we’ve uncovered a handful of new images below. Check them out. They’re pretty cool.

Naked Suit

Painted and NudeGreene and NudeIn SISoBe Gal

Sarah Chalke, Jamie Afifi Welcome First Child!


Talk about a nice pre-Christmas present! Sarah Chalke, whose Scrubs quotes have made us laugh for so many years, gave birth to a son December 24.

Her rep confirmed Sarah welcomed the arrivial of “a healthy baby boy” named Charlie Rhodes Afifi, whose dad is the star’s fiance, lawyer Jamie Afifi.

Little Charlie is the first child for the actress.

Jamie Afifi Picture

The couple have been engaged since December 2006. In August, Sarah Chalke and Jamie Afifi announced that they were expecting a child together.

Chalke’s the second new Mommy from the Scrubs cast over the past few months: her costar Judy Reyes gave birth to daughter Leila Ray in November.

Congratulations to the new family!

Jared Fogle: Engaged to Katie McLaughlin!


He lost 245 pounds. Now he’s gained a fiancee.

The famed Subway sandwich chain spokesperson popped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Katie McLaughlin, a teacher, last November.

“She’s been so wonderful and caring. She’s the most supportive woman,” says Fogle, who proposed near Indiana University, their alma mater.

“I couldn’t ask for more.”

Jared the Subway Guy

Congratulations, Jared the Subway guy!

Katie McLaughlin and Jared Fogle plan to exchange vows this summer. But not before Fogle gets back into shape after letting himself go a bit.

Dude gained more than 40 pound last year. Granted, that’s a far cry from 245, but he’s still disappointed in himself looking to run it back off.

“I look at it as a little bit of a hiccup,” Fogle says, blaming “not exercising as much as I should and not paying attention to what I was eating.”

Now on track with a disciplined 2,000-calorie-a-day diet, Jared Fogle is also training for a marathon this fall in an effort to keep up the fight.

“I’m going to look darn good in those wedding pictures!” he says.

The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: January 2-8, 2010


Welcome, celebrity ‘shippers, to The Hollywood Gossip. Below, we take a look back at the top stories of what was a wild week in entertainment news.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the last seven days included …

  • Casey Johnson passed away at age 30. She was a wealthy heiress, Hollywood social staple and recently became the fiancee of Tila Tequila.
  • The death of Johnson triggered odd, public feuds between Tila and Nicky Hilton, her ex Courtenay Semel and Johnson’s family members.
  • Tila’s most egregious, publicity-crazed display (even for her, and even more than her non-stop Twittering): This sorrowful photo shoot.

Lip Peck

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, passed away at the age of 30. Her fiancee, Tila Tequila, mourned this devastating loss as only she can.

  • Howard Stern’s sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized after a suicide attempt.
  • This week on the Tiger Woods rumor mill? Alleged sex romps … with men.
  • Brooke Mueller may or may not be a drama queen … and crack addict.
  • Obligatory Brangelina gossip of the week: Angie’s jealous rage at Jen!
  • Gilbert Arenas was suspended after pulling a gun … in the locker room.
  • Reach for the tissues, because Hannah Montana is coming to an end.
  • The Bachelor spoilers reveal the winner (allegedly) of this season months in advance, as well as a crew member cheating scandal that was totally fake.

Jake Pavelka, Women

That was fast: Scandal hit The Bachelor one week into the season.

  • In baby news, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed #2!
  • In couple news, Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber; Russell Brand and Katy Perry got engaged; Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are tying the knot; Jane Krakowski is getting married; Jason Castro got hitched; Daniel Gibson proposed to Keyshia Cole (who’s also pregnant); Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are an item; Matt Kemp and Rihanna are dating!
  • In the world of TV: Oprah says she’s dedicating a show to Adam Lambert; Conan O’Brien may be forced out at NBC; The People’s Choice Awards were unveiled.
  • R.I.P.: Paula Sladewski, a Playboy model, was killed this week.

Don’t forget to follow THG on Twitter for all the latest Hollywood news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365.

Matt Kemp Makes His Pitch to Rihanna


As you may have heard, Rihanna and Matt Kemp are heating up Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. What attracted the singer to the Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder?

Probably his Match.com profile.

Funny or Die style, that is. The comedy site has struck gold before with Match.com parodies (namely Kate and Jon Gosselin), and this is no exception.

“I’m looking for a chick with a dude’s haircut that likes sharing umbrellas,” the faux Kemp says, adding that he digs girls in “clothes that show their nips.”

He says emotional baggage is “all good,” and before signing off, takes a shot at Chris Brown, noting “Oh, I don’t hit chicks. I don’t know if that matters.”

Check out Matt Kemp’s profile

Best of Celebrity Pics: January 2-8, 2009


Below are just a few celebrity photos posted on our site over the past week, accompanying another wild week of Hollywood rumors and news at THG.

Click to enlarge some of these random, sexy, cute and funny pics, then follow the jump for more images from our gallery in the last seven days:

Conan ORed Carpet KellanAlba FashionPeopleE. WatsonKevin J.Artie Lange PicNoah Cyrus ImageSteph Pratt PictureGlee Bound?(DonPaula SladewskiVienna Girardi PicIn Vanity FairCasey Johnson PictureGilbert Arenas Photo

Miley and LiamAs HannahBenjamin Millepied PictureNat Port PicJessica Simps PicAnother Bikini PhotoVery FoxyCharlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller PictureJay Leno PicAmanda Bynes in MaximVanessa Lopez PictureToriIdiotsA Diddy PicCrazy PantsLoredana Jolie Ferriolo PictureBoring DressSusie OgrenFuture Parents?Paris and Her BitchShaquille OEveryoneJane Krakowski, Robert GodleyKeyshia Cole and Daniel GibsonCasey Johnson PicRed OBrit Hume PictureMichael Cera, Jersey Shore StyleRussell Brand and Katy PerryMatt Kemp PicPretty RiDr. Conrad Murray PhotoJennifer Hawkins NudeTroubledElizabeth Kennedy and Barry WilliamsVince Vaughn, Kyla WeberChris Brown, UsherMike Tyson and ChildOctomom the FreakLindsay Lohan Cleave ActionRosieMarshawn Lynch Mug ShotA Katie Heigl Pic